Posts Tagged ‘Christmas album’
Listen. It’s no secret I’m an actual fan of J Biebs. The kid is super talented, makes perfect pop music, and isn’t hurting anybody… oh and he doesn’t impregnate crazy girls. And because I adore him I can say he looks like a little girl. Well, the clay version of him looks like a little girl… or a lesbian. A lesbian elf which Santa would totally except in the elf community. Manuel labor can be done by anybody.
My little angel muffin’s new music video for “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” is animated and even his clay hair looks bad ass.
I want a baby just so I can make them believe that Justin Bieber Christmas songs are known as “the classics”.
And yes I watched the video twice.
-Rocco
Breaking News: Justin Bieber’s Balls Have Dropped… According To His Manager.
Posted on: October 28, 2011
And his manager just got creepy. I’m pretty sure he’s going to regret that quote, because that’s the only quote I’ve been reading since about 1:33 PM and it’s burned into the back of my eyelids.
Justin Bieber and his studded denim vest grace the cover of Billboard magazine in honor of his awesome new holiday album (I literally can’t shut up about this album. I was asking the musician at the bar last night to play Justin Bieber. True story.) and apparently in honor of his “balls dropping”. <— Scooter’s words, not mine.
Scooter Braun, Justin Bieber’s manager, said this:
“Vocally, his balls have dropped,” Braun says.
And now to make this less awkward… here is J Biebs in the studio with Boyz II Men.
And here’s “Home This Christmas” with The Band Perry.
And “Christmas Love”
Seriously. What’s your address?? I’ll buy this album for every member of your family.
-Rocco
I took Spanish in high school, so be impressed with my hablo espanol.
J Biebo made el tripo down to Mexico and las chicas amore him. FANTASTICO!!
La Angel Muffina broke it down with some loco dance moves and las chicas heart him even more now…. if that’s possible.
I have to be honest with you; liking Justin Bieber started off as a joke a few years ago, but I actually like the kid now. Like, I want to be his friend and I’m super excited for his Christmas album. I truly believe he’s an angel from heaven.
You know how I know this love is true??? Not only am I a fan of his dulce dulce dance moves, but I also don’t mind one bit that he’s wearing a bedazzled jacket.
Muy bonita!!
-Rocco
PS You can’t even imagine how the spell check right now wants to murder me because of the “Spanish” in this post.
Why does he look high on his Christmas album cover?? THIS IS JESUS’ BIRTHDAY!!!
Jesus’ second cousin from Canada, my little angel muffin, is releasing a Christmas album and it’s called Under The Mistletoe (in stores November 1st… feel free to buy me a copy).
This is clearly the soundtrack to my holiday 2011 season. And probably 2012 season.
-Rocco
Christmas Is Here. Officially.
Posted on: November 20, 2010
I don’t even know what to say about this. I’m not gonna say anything.
-Rocco
