Posts Tagged ‘CNN’
Wolf Blitzer took himself to Oklahoma to cover the devastating tornadoes and he brought his ignorance with him.
Just watch the awkward interview where Wolf Blitzer asks and insists that a tornado survivor must have “thanked the lord” and she’s all like “um no. I’m an atheist”.
Wolf– you are a moron my friend. Granted he is in a red state full of Jesus loving republicans (no offense) but he is making quite the generalization.
That laugh after she tells him she doesn’t believe in God is an “oh my lord– I just touched someone who doesn’t believe in you please don’t smite me” kind of laugh.
Side note: that is one classy atheist.
To assume that someone believes in God and to ask them that during an interview in a way that assumes everyone thanks the lord is so awkward. It’s even more awkward than Wolf’s mother deciding to name him Wolf.
I was watching CNN the other morning and Anderson Cooper was risking his life and reporting live from the Gaza Strip drama.
I mean, literally, bombs were flying over his head and he was ducking whenever explosions went off. AND NOW, Anderson Cooper is talking about extreme cougar wives and getting drunk with Kathie Lee and Hoda.
Anderson Cooper is so sassy and so gay in that clip, I’m just obsessed with him. I need to be friends with him. He needs to be at my Thanksgiving– the man is making jokes about not being a breast man and being a stuffing man. His words not mine.
ANDY!!! Be the Will to my Grace!!!
Hearing him quote lyrics to Jennifer Lopez songs all while sarcastically making fun of her is a melody to my heart.
I love hearing him say “beef” too.
I’m sure the hipsters and protesters down at Occupy Wall Street love nothing more than a techno beat and an auto tuned Miley Cyrus leading their drum circle. I think Miley Cryus was watching Jersey Shore instead of CNN when writing her political influenced new song.
“Liberty Walk” is Miley Cyrus’ response to the Occupy Wall Street movement and I’m not even protesting and I’m a little bit offended.
Now all the Republican 10 year old’s and their parents hate her and her pot smoking ways:
The video has predictably made Cyrus persona non grata in a number of households and stirred the ire of conservative media. Comments on her YouTube page include one from a dad who wrote, “Miley Cyrus is now banned from my house along with 30 other entertainment political wannabes. My kids are not allowed to have anything related to you or what you stand for…….and you know what? they actually said it to me that they lost interest in you and your cruddy music and movies and tv show…. Bah-bye Miley,…. you get no more of my hard earned money you one percenter liar.”
(That last sentence is my favorite)
Kids are so fickle these days.
By the way, Miley Cyrus knows all about the middle class struggle because she makes more than you and I make combined.
Anderson Cooper speaks to my soul with his Ridiculist. His sarcasm seeps into my heart and fills it with joy. The eye rolls, the cynicism, the silver hair that is totally RUL!…. it’s only a few of the reasons why my heart skips a beat with AC 360 comes on.
Seriously. Andy Cooper… why aren’t you my GBF!?
This week Nancy Grace danced to “Moon River” and apparently it’s the song she sang to her twins who almost died or something. So, not only does she tell that story…. but every time I look at Nancy Grace I think of kidnapped children and/or white women, which naturally brings sadness to one’s life.
Thank God Tristan McManus’ face is in this. I wish he had his shirt off.
I swear I didn’t send this kid to troll the CNN camera that is reporting on Kim Kardashian’s wedding, though I’m currently trying to find him so I can buy him a bike for being the coolest little kid in California.
Have I talked about Kim Kardashian’s wedding enough today to be considered an actual pop culture blogger?? Because I gotta tell you, a little part of my soul dies every time I mention it.
It’s really as simple as that. I will never pray to anything else except the giggle that falls from the lips of my silvery, fox Andy Cooper.
Anderson Cooper straight up loses his news anchor cool when he’s discussing the urination of French actor Gerard Depardieu on a plane. Yes, that man peed on a plane and Anderson Cooper thinks it’s the funniest shit he’s ever heard.
Cut to 2:40 to get to the real adorableness. And be prepared to get on your knees and weep from the shear beauty of it all.
Oh Anderson Cooper… it’s the most beautiful sound I’ve ever heard.
He’s clearly flirting with all of us.
I have no idea where he is because I’m not a world traveler (meaning I don’t go to dangerous countries like Andy does), so all my brain is thinking is “who took this picture??”
Andy looks naked and covered in mud, and if this is what his assistant is forced to do, I’m not above kidnapping that assistant and then applying for the job.
After publicly stating how you hate your kids, call me crazy and careful with my uterus and what goes in and out of it, but I think being seen with those 8 kids that you despise, near a body of water, just after a woman got away with murdering her child, is not the smartest thing to do.
Those babies shouldn’t even accept cookies from here.
Somebody search her computer for the word “chloroform”. And don’t let her say she was searching for “chlorophyll” because you and I both know she has no idea what a green plant is.