Posts Tagged ‘Coachella’
You guys, I just don’t get the whole Coachella vibe.
It just looks like everyone shopped at Urban Outfitters. While everyone is pretending the tank with the psychedelic/native american print they’re wearing is vintage, they really paid $85 for it at Urban Outfitters.
With that being said Vanessa Hudgens has stock at Urban and is the Queen of Coachella with her bizarre outfits. But now, girl needs to take a seat because Courtney Love stumbled through the festival.
She’s looking about as great as Amanda Bynes.
-Rocco
Photographic evidence of Alexander Skarsgard meandering around Coachella is all we need to know that every female there is now with child.
“Is it time for the baby to come out??”- Alexander Skarsgard
That will be quote on the golden statue dedicated to this Swedish sex god.
-Rocco
Coachella is happening and I know this because of Instagram and all the demin shorts, fringe, and Vannessa Hudgen’s dirty hippie photos.
While Lindsay Lohan is “sober” at the Coachella festival, Chuck Bass, or as some people call him Ed Westwick, lost his socks and his shirt. He’s sporting the v-neck cardigan and fedora and I just want him to take my heart, chew it up, and spit it out all looking like the hot yuppie that he is.
THAT OUTFIT!
I was never much intrigued by Coachella but if Chuck Bass is running around looking like that… I need to be there.
-Rocco
Unfortunately, R Pattz had some clothes on, but at least this time he was on dry land and doesn’t look like he’s about to drown.
So stoic. So hot. Love him.
-Rocco
What did you do this weekend? Probably didn’t get as much as Alexander Skarsgard did at Coachella. Sorry if I just sent the reality of your love life down a spiral of alcohol and Jake Gyllenhaal movies, but it’s a truth you have to face. And don’t worry… I spent my Saturday night eating Skittles and watching a Taylor Swift documentary…. Alexander Skarsgard did not do that.
Anyway, here are pictures of Skars before, after and during his pursuit of the ladies all in his “this shirt looks filty but I really spent $65 on it at an Urban Outfitters” glory.
“ah…. it is all too much for me. All ze ladies!”
I’m pretty sure I have the accuracy down when it comes to his accent.
-Rocco
Coachella: When Celebrities Pretend To Be Poor, Hipsters Like The Rest Of Us
Posted on: April 16, 2012
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It’s true, don’t deny it.
All the celebrities pretend to be the 99%, take off their shoes, smoke the inexpensive weed and rave dance to Mumford & Sons and some band no one really cares about because we truly are all pretentious during Coachella weekend and I have photos of them doing it.
Fergie & Josh
Josh: OMG FERGS! We are socializing with real people. I can’t wait to tell Tyrese about this on the set of Transformer 4.
Ian Somerhalder & Nina Dobrev
Ian: Oh look Nina, people I went to high school with.
Nina: No silly. You went to private school. These people can’t afford that.
Emma Roberts & Chord Overstreet
Chord: Emma, those beads really bring out the inexpensive look you were going for. You fit right in.
Emma: Thanks. Your horizontal striped shirt is ironic and looks dirty. Your method acting skills, rock!
And for the Queen of Coachella… Vanessa Hudgens.
Barefoot. Short jorts. Midriff showing through a chiffon flowery top. An obnoxiously long sweater with no sleeves. Big sunglasses. A headband made out of real flowers.
I can’t take it.
-Rocco
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Possibly.
“But Rocco… hold the phone there sister! Kanye West is a boy and if I have 2 X chromosomes, that means I’m a chick. W-why would we have the same clothes?”
That’s what you’re all saying to me. And this is what I say to you:
When Kanye West is at Coachella… he can wear a blouse meant for a woman. Don’t worry about it.
Apparently, that shirt is from Céline spring 2011 women’s runway show. (I stole that from E! news because Oprah knows the fanciest clothes I own are from H&M)
I rather like that print, and I’d date a guy that wore that…. but maybe that’s where I go wrong in life and love?? Something to think about.
I’m gonna ask Big D if he likes that shirt… $20 he wants that for his birthday.
-Rocco
I’m just gonna turn on the television at 11:30PM because 1) I don’t like The George Lopez Show… I don’t think it’s very funny. And 2) I’d rather watch Chelsea Lately… because that show is way funnier and my goal in life is to be on that show. Well, shit. The George Lopez Show is on at midnight…. hopefully I’ll be awake. If not, we’ll just YouTube that, because that’s usually how I watch Lee D. stuff. I think I’ve seen Lee D. on real-time television like maybe 4 times in my life. I should stick with the tradition.
I’m still gonna watch Chelsea Lately @ 11PM. And you should too.
Lee D. isn’t guaranteeing fun or anything… but it should be fun, so I’ll give it a chance. And I’m not really sure what he’s seeing tonight. What is “all”?? He must have forgotten the “you” so he could put another smiley face in his 140 characters. Priorities.
Also, word on the Twitter Avenue is you guys want to trend Lee again tonight. Now, I’m not too sure what that means, but I think you just have to say his name a bunch of times. Here are some examples: (**EDIT** Apparently, I don’t know how to read and can’t multitask a Lee D. post and a Leo D. movie. “Beautiful Like You” is trending, not “Lee DeWyze”. My examples were so awesome, I’m gonna leave them… so just subsitute “Beautiful Like You”…. it’ll be fine. It makes no sense, but no one said the tweets had to make sense.)
1) Lee DeWyze is too cool for school.
2) Do you think Lee DeWyze is watching Glee tonight?
3) Lee DeWyze has nice hair. Like super nice hair.
4) Lee DeWyze sings music.
5) Lee DeWyze sings “Earth Stood Still”.
6) Lee DeWyze probably likes the movie “Catch Me If You Can”, because who really doesn’t love this awesome movie??
7) Lee DeWyze peed in Oprah’s bathroom.
8 ) Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze Lee DeWyze
(That last one is probably more than 140 characters, but you get the jist)
9) Lee DeWyze did not go to Coachella.
10) How many times do I have to say Lee DeWyze to get him to trend??
See?? Those are some great examples. Feel free to use any of them… I won’t even charge you.
This is all starting at 10PM I think (the tweet thing) go HERE for more information.
Just in case you miss the performance tonight… it might be like this and this should hold you over.
-Rocco
The Glee Kids Were At Coachella
Posted on: April 19, 2011
- In: Glee
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And they were probably getting high. Because that’s what you do at Coachella right?? That’s what Lindsay Lo told me.
Anyway… let’s look at Darren Criss confusing Coachella with Burning Man.
Seeing Chord Overstreet paint Darren Criss is hot.
And now… check out this artwork. I’m pretty sure these 3 boys planned this photograph which is a mix between homoerotic and an acid trip.
I don’t even know what I’m talking about right now. Where is Mark Salling??
Thank you TatisR for these pictures. TatisR remains Queen of Glee and I’m sure she will be Gleek of the week tonight for the all new Glee on FOX @ 8PM.
-Rocco
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Whenever Coachella comes around every year I always think, “geez… I want to go”. And then I realize that I physically can not drink alcohol all day (like, my body can not handle it), I can not stand being dirty all day, and I definitely can not run around with the rich people pretending to be a hipsters that bought their outfit with coupons at the thrift store.
Let’s look at the rich people pretending not to be, while simultaneously spending loads of money. How ironic.
Camilla Belle literally just shows up places. I have no idea what she does.
Vanessa Hudgens is just hoping a camera will come out so she can take of her shirt.
Don't hassle the Hoff!
Joe Jonas may or may not have let that purity slip right into his pocket.
No shock that Ke$ha was at Coachella. Not at all.
Ashley Greene is just happy that Breaking Dawn shit is over so she can get some sun.
I'm not even gonna go there
Do you all feel better that you didn’t go to Coachella? Just think… you saved yourself being roofied and you definitely don’t have an STD?
*high-five*!!
-Rocco
