Posts Tagged ‘cops’
This Is The Channing Tatum Movie Where He’s Not A Stripper: 21 Jump Street
Posted on: November 3, 2011
I had no idea 21 Jump Street was Never Been Kissed with high school drug cartels… I’m glad this trailer is helping me understand this all.
I’m obviously going to fall in love with Jonah Hill after this… just a heads up for you all.
-Rocco
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I hate cops on bikes. You look ridiculous and I can’t take you or the law seriously. I hate cops on bikes in shorts. The law means nothing to me when I see this and I instantly start stealing things. I stole a Chipwich the other day from a cart in Central Park because I saw the image of a cop in shorts on a bike.
Channign Tatum nailed these two demographics while filming 21 Jump Street. If only I was sitting next to an ice cream truck.
**edit** I’m a moron and the last two pictures is a skinny Jonah Hill looking like a ridiculous cop. Two ridiculous cops on bikes. What is this movie about??
By the way, that Chipwich was delicious.
-Rocco
LEE BEAR DID SOMETHING TODAY!! YAYAYYAY! Oh thank Oprah he’s alive. I thought for a second he moved to the south of France with Andrew Garcia. I was nervous that I would have to continue to make up shit… but actually his rendezvous in the south of France would be fun to imagine. Anyway… nice for you to get back to work dude. Don’t hurt yourself.
I unfortunately missed this Twitter Jamboree (that’s what I’m calling it from now on. It will catch on) because I was at Trader Joe’s trying to find a new boyfriend and get some groceries. In lieu of the new boyfriend, all I got was some humus and yelled at on the bus from a small Asian woman because I talked to fast. It must have been Siobhan Magnus (not Magnum) in disguise. Lo siento Talk Real Slow!
I was sad I missed this par-tay but luckily Waterfallofwords types like I talk, and gave me a transcript… because we all know I suck at that and can never relay the proper info. HERE it is homeslices. But continue reading this if you want to see me bastardize his lovely conversation with fans. I’m just bitter I missed it.
I mostly chose the funny answers (because when you just read his answers, its way funnier) and I chose the people who I recognized. So congrats on getting your questions answered. Fancy fancy!
@MamaKat_CA:Do you keep all the jewelry & accessories you get from fans or do you “donate” them?
A: I keep everything
Does “donate” mean throw in the bin?? That made me laugh!
@LeeDeWyze any appearances coming up?
@gatorgirl5028 Yep
Way to get specific. He keeps his secrets in his heart…. just like old Rose from Titanic.
A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets.... just like Lee bear's head/heart
@LeeDeWyze What’s your favorite Disney song to sing?
@Wahntchre Kiss The Girl
I was kinda hoping it would be from Aladdin, A Little Mermaid is kinda girly. But whatever… it is kinda Jamaican and like I said (and then saw/heard) you can do a great Jamaican accent.
YA MON!
@LeeDeWyze Hows Capone?
@stephhh1124 short and stout
Who the F is Capone?? It’s his dog right??? I hope so… if not, his girlfriend has a funny name and now has body image issues.
Who let the dog's out?
@leedewyze when was the last time u didn’t have facial hair?
@leon_lover i was born with it lol
Amish babies are born with facial hair… duh.
I'm a cowboy Amish baby.... I wish I had electricity. Waaah
@LeeDeWyze Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
@tbatt247 I’d tell you but i may have to charge
Love the fact that he knows the lyrics to “Milkshake”. Cover??? Yes! New demand from me?? Hell yes. Just add it to the list baby!
My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard... la la la la!
@LeeDeWyze What would you do if you walked into your kitchen and saw Ronald McDonald there, fixing you a plate of eggs? :O
@Wahntchre call the cops lol
This question made me imagine what I would do. Probably cry. I like how he’d call the cops first, and then laugh out loud. Got his priorities straight.
Ahhh caught me!
AGH! You scared me clown! 911!! HAHHAHAH
@LeeDeWyze Which do you like to be called? Lee or Leon? I love Leon.
@KarlieLovesBTR Well, leon is my real name but nobody really calls me that
His name is Leon??? Really? What an adorable name. I might have heard this before and just didn’t pay attention. Shocking.
Could you imagine him in 1st grade with a bow tie, his hair parted to the side, and the teacher saying “Leon please come to the board and do the math problem” (I don’t know why a 1st grader would be wearing a bow tie… but someone named Leon should ALWAYS have a bow tie on) (and I know that he isn’t in 1st grade in this picture… but I unfortunately don’t have is family photos at my disposal. Yet.)
I forgot my bow tie... Ima just wear these to school ma. PS Ima go by Leon from now on.
@LeeDeWyze – HOW TALL ARE YOU????????
@Tinamrgn5 5’9
I’m glad he answered this question because this person REALLY wanted to know. Anything over 2 question marks means urgency.
@leedewyze ever get tired of the obsessed fans?
@emiLEE46121 I dont look at anyone as obsessed, i look at them as loyal fans and lovers of music..so no i guess
Well, that’s good for many reasons. 1) some people are cray cray… but fret not… he just considers you a BFF and 2) he won’t be offended by all the things I say about him. Hopefully.
Okay… this twitter Jamboree wasn’t as funny as I hoped. This was a half-assed attempt at getting back to work Lee bear. Or maybe I’m just not as funny as I hoped. Maybe I’m still reeling from Talk Real Slow Magnum yelling at me on the bus. My spirit is crushed.
But what revives me spirit is this:
1) I’ve never seen this. And I’m praying to Oprah you’ve never seen this.
2) LOOK AT THAT!! A THUMBS UP! Another one! Point for Rocco!
And a special thank you to everyone who shouted me out and spread the Rocco’s Revolution word! Seriously, very very awesome. I except a phone call and/or tweet from Lee D.’s people any minute.
Hey! Rocco! Ask away girl!
Glad you are back Lee bear! Give me something good for tomorrow yeah??? Since I gave this a half assed attempt, we can be even right?? *high five*
-Rocco
