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Canada takes another hit.

First, Justin Bieber is losing his mind slowly and now, Cory Monteith has checked into rehab.

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The 30-year-old Glee actor “has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction,” his rep said in a statement. “He graciously asks for your respect and privacy as he takes the necessary steps towards recovery.”

WHO SAW THAT COMING?!?! I didn’t.

But seriously if Lea Michelle was my girlfriend I’d hit the bottle more than usual too, so I get it.

Big ups to Cory for checking into rehab to get away from Lea Michelle.

-Rocco

I will never EVER get over the fact that Drake was (and always will be) Jimmy from Degrassi. WHEELCHAIR JIMMY!

Wheelchair Jimmy is getting back to his roots (or his wheels? Hah– get it!?) and kicking it with that other kid that was in Degrassi this is probably still living up in Canada and seething that his career didn’t have that good ‘ol Canadian Luck like Wheelchair Jimmy—- and Justin Bieber—- and Carley Rae Jepsen—– and we can even throw in Joshua Jackson and Cory Monteith.

Basically everyone from Degrassi sucks besides Wheelchair Jimmy, but he had to sit down for 14 hours a day while filming, so it’s only fair.

(Side note: I obviously gave up on Degrassi too soon, because Wheelchair Jimmy became Crutch Jimmy.

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That other dude got kind of hot.

But more importantly this happened:

OMG GAY MARCO! Degrassi taught me so much!

-Rocco

The 4th season of Glee starts on September 14th and some of the characters are actually 37 so they had to graduate. Lucky for us— fresh meat is coming into play.

That’s Jacob Artist and he’s obviously a stud and probably 33 in real life. I hope his character has a baby at some point because we saw the teen mom thing with Quinn and I want to see a teen dad in action. Or maybe he’s holding a deep dark secret??? He can only sing in falsetto.

This fella is Dean Geyer and I can only assume his name is pronounced “gayer” which makes me love him. Plus, he also looks like Sid from Ice Age, so he’s my favorite by far.

And of course the regular hotties will be making appearances….

Now, I’m all for the gays but Darren Criss’ character, Blaine, really makes me wish gays and television characters didn’t exist so he can be my boyfriend.

-Rocco

I mean, let’s just base that question on this picture alone:

I’ll let you guys decide, because you already know my views on this.

-Rocco

Wow. Cory Monteith. I’m surprised.

1) I thought Lea Michelle never wanted to return to NYC because of the “horse torture”. Why the hell is she making out with Cory Monteith at a NY Rangers game?

2) Darren Criss just became my favorite cast member.

-Rocco

They must read The Revolution and know how much I appreciate when they wear fancy clothes.

The Glee cast hit up NYC for FOX Upfronts and I have no idea what the hell that means, but who cares? Darren Criss and Cory Monteith looked hot while “upfronted” all over NYC. Ooooo sounds sexy.

Darren Criss didn’t shave and Cory  Monteith is wearing subtle plaid. They are flirting their faces off with me right now.

-Rocco

Like, really? It’s unfair.

I can’t take any other male seriously after I look at pictures of Cory Monteith and Darren Criss on red carpets. They are so ridiculously handsome. It hurts my heart.

-Rocco

Darren Criss can dance. But Cory Monteith is tall and strapping. Cory Monteith also has nice hair… but ya gotta love the curls/side part that Darren Criss can pull off.

And no matter what pretentious Gotye says, Darren’s version of “Somebody That I Used To Know” is the best cover version of that song. Ever. Buuuuuut Cory Monteith must be really patient because he’s probably dating Lea Michelle and she’s really annoying and definitely talks about the rights of horses in NYC all day.

Let’s just look at their faces because I can’t decide.

-Rocco

What kind of Spanish teacher is this?? And why is Mr. Schu participating?? Why are they letting Cory Monteith move his body like that??? So many questions from one clip of Tuesday’s Glee.

I feel like a lawsuit can come from this:

I obviously can’t wait to see Glee this week to find out which student will try to sleep with him. I’m hoping it’s Santana.

-Rocco

 

Thank heaven for the SAG Awards, because without them the stars of Glee, mainly the boys, wouldn’t have a good excuse to put on suits and look dapper and charming.

It’s out of control…

They won in my heart.

-Rocco


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