Posts Tagged ‘Daawson Leery’
Wow. A lot just happened to me in 10 minutes. I was happy, I was heart-broken, my heart healed, I got real serious, I talked about football (it’s the Super Bowl duh)…and then me and D Man made up.
Let me start from the beginning:
1) I saw on Twitter (because Twitter is the word of Oprah… sorry Facebook.. Mark Zuckerberg can suck it) that ItsMyT1me (my official D Man connoisseur) posted a video of D Man singing “Heroes”. I immediately got excited because I thought it was the Foo Fighter song “My Hero”.
It wasn’t. But thankfully, it wasn’t Mariah Carey’s “Hero” because that would have been too much for me to stand. I’d have to hang my new-found love for D Man on the coat hook to dry.
So anyway… it wasn’t… and not gonna lie, I was a little pissed. His song is good, but I love that Foo Fighter song (which is weird because I’m not a Foo Fighter fan.. more on that later). I decided to post the video anyway… because he’s wearing a treat hat. (Lee D. is mentally *high fiving* both Cook and I at this moment. And yes he reads this. Trust me.)
HAH! Treat hat... what you hiding under there buddy??
All good… Did you see the treat hat??
2) In my dismay I silently wondered if D Man has ever done the Foo Fighter song that I originally hoped it was.
I love the “My Hero” song because, and only because, it was in Varsity Blues. And I only like Varsity Blues because, and only because, Dawson Leery was in it, he had an accent and he threw a football at his father’s face.
And the best scene ever. On repeat.
I find excuses to fight with Mamadukes and Big D so I can say “I don’t want your life” (with the Foo Fighter song playing in the background of course). But it’s weird because I say it in that accent… and I’m not southern, at all. Really strange.
So, that’ mainly why I love that song… and D Man loves it too for that exact same reason. I’m pretty sure it’s the exact same reason.
I just don't want your life
I was going to make fun of him for crying.. but then I realized that’s mean and that would make me a hypocrite because 1) I cry all the time and 2) Lee D. was Mr. Waterworks at one point in his life.. and I didn’t make fun of him.
What I do want to make fun of are his pants… I think I can see the outline of his anatomy. He has jeggins are. What’s with these American Idol guys and their jeggins???
You can see everything in my pants
The fact that I can just type in “David Cook” in Google and find him in tight pants at any given time is the problem. That’s not even from the video above… that means he has more than one pair of ball hugging pants. That’s an issue. (sorry that was graphic). And look at his shoes.. he has alligator shoes on again. What am I gonna do with this dude??
I’d like to publicly thank Lee DeWyze (<—- full name… I’m in super serious mode) for never, ever wearing jeggins. You look great in your boy pants.
Anyway… D Man’s hair is A+ in that video.. it’s excellent. Really. It’s superb.
And he does this song a great justice… I’m glad he didn’t F it up… because I would never be able to watch VB again.. and I would never be able to say “I don’t want your life” in an accent again.
Thank you D Man. Thank you for making that song still sound great and epic.
Juuust going shopping for some jeggins
Oh my.
-Rocco
