Posts Tagged ‘Dave Matthews’
(Greatest hat of all time, by the way.)
I may get shot for saying this, but I don’t really like Dave Matthews. I pretended to like them in college because that’s what everyone else was doing, but I really only knew like 2 songs and even those I often skipped on my iPod.
Mumford & Sons did some benefit (The Bridge School Benefit Concert) show recently and Dave Matthews was there, so they sang a song together because they could. Clearly Marcus Mumford is the better one in the duo and that’s just the truth.
And Neil Young was there as well, so this is officially the weirdest concert ever because I kinda thought Neil Diamond was dead. But I guess not.
And now for some straight Mum & Sons because I miss them terribly. This new album needs to be released yesterday.
They are so wonderful. I’ll let those sink in for ya.
-Rocco
I promise this is the last Lee D. thing of the day… not gonna lie, I’m so Lee bear-ed out right now. I need everything in doses and it’s been an overload for me today.
And I know, I’m a hypocrite. I complain when he doesn’t give me any material… but then I complain when it’s too much. Don’t send me any hate mail…. but feel free to comment below. I always respond.
Anyhoo…. Lee D. was chatting with some people (whose names just completely left my brain… they’re from Fresh 105.9) and you can see that interview by clicking the image of him looking confused below.
CLICK ME??
1) That jacket is even better in the light. Look at the popped collar. He’s too much!!
2) Bridge of your favorite guitar?? Please… it’s the hair comb from Titanic. Nothing else. Or a shank.
3) That cookie is a celebrity. Who cares about Lee bear…. DeWyzefan6 you are a rock star!!
Listen… I’m a little jealous. I neglect my relationships to write, stay up late writing, rack my brain for funny ideas, sleep with a notebook on my window sill for when I wake up with brilliant ideas in the middle of the night (and by the way… about 7% of those ideas make it onto the Revolution… the rest are sitting in that book), and have nervous break downs about where commas should go, and I’m not even close to this type of rock star status. I bow down to you… your culinary skills are sick nasty. And even if you didn’t make that yourself… just the fact that your brain thought to ask someone else to make that. I hope you met Lee D. and you guys sliced that cookie cake just like a bride and groom. If not… it’s now my life’s mission to get that to happen.
Oh and side note: My dream fall back job is to be a pastry chef. But that’s just because I’m OBSESSED with wedding cakes and those wedding cake television shows. In real life I burn Tollhouse cookies in the oven.
4) Tuna sandwich?!?!? Ew. I hate tuna. But I don’t eat anything with a face….that was kind of nice of that person. I hope it wasn’t a cray cray who poisoned it… but he’s alive so I guess not. I’d hand him a half eaten humus and avocado sandwich if I overheard him say he was hungry. You guys are just so nice to him… it astounds me and inspires me. I’m sending him Titanic : 25th Anniversary Edition. BAM! Beat that.
5) His hair is being illuminated. It looks great. Believe it or not… I’m not the one lighting this interview, but if I was… that’s how I’d do it. Interview Jamboree will have a halo lighting around him. Is that weird?? No.
6) Ummm?? Lee get a dictionary. I’m pretty sure you just defined “idol” when talking about Dave Matthews and then said you wouldn’t call him your idol. Did you fail English??
7) That jacket is out of control.
8 ) I think he loves Dave Matthews more than Oprah. WTF?
9) I swear to Oprah… I’d make fun of him endlessly if he ever released a cologne. But with that being said… I’m sure it wouldn’t smell like blood and/or semen.
10) He should have a clothing line. It should be called Lee Bear. And I want royalties for providing him with a name.
11) Lee D may branch out and do other things… don’t you dare start a competing pop culture blog. You will ruin me!! RUIN ME!! I think you should all make a verbal agreement with me right now that no matter what, even if Lee D. is my competition, you’d still read this at least once a day. Cool?? Cool.
12) Lee D. loves documentaries… I’m so glad he is smart. I always fear musicians are dumb asses…. but this just proves he is not. I may have to send him the History Channel Docu-series The Presidents. Gives me chills just thinking about the awesome-ness of it all.
Okay… No more Lee D. today. (I say that now… give me about 2 hours when inspiration hits after my blood sugar level rises)
Rocco... this cookie cake is baaaaanging! It's raising my blood sugar level fo sho!
Because I make him say dumb things like that is why I’m not quite the rock star blogger. One day people.. one day.
-Rocco
