Posts Tagged ‘Details’
James Franco frequently makes out with dudes. I don’t really think that’s a debatable comment. And it’s okay because just imagine James Franco out and proud. Super fun, right? And we also have Dave Franco who is a hotter, bro-y versions of James.
Anyway, James Franco is on the cover of Details and is talking about not being gay, but really being gay because he thinks the straight guys who ready Details won’t know what he’s talking about.
“One of my professors at Yale… had been a 19th-century- literature scholar. But as soon as he brought his queer life into that world, it gave him this energy and a realization: It wasn’t about being gay but about being different. And that gave me a feeling of enormous permission.”
“a feeling of enormous permission”?? That says it all.
Darren Criss is in Details Magazine this month and since it was the same magazine covered by ex male stripper, Channing Tatum, I was so hoping it was going to be Darren’s moment on the stage; the stripper stage.
Sadly, he’s full clothes, but oh does he look super perfect. I almost didn’t recognize him sans the bow tie.
I need him to be in something besides Glee so we can swoon and not feel jealous when he’s making out with Kurt, and all you girls know it’s true. I want to dream about making out with him, not him helping me pick out my prom dress because he’s my GBF.
You all must be pretty excited for that movie where he plays himself… a male stripper??
Channing Tatum is on the cover of Details Magazine, so of course he looks great, but he also spits out some greta quotes about him being a bad actor and why he did movies like Dear John and The Vow (aka my two favorites of his)
On his past projects and learning process: “You gotta do the Dear Johns. You gotta do The Vow. I’m conscious about why I did those parts, those movies. I wanted to learn from Rachel on The Vow. I wanted to learn from Lasse Hallstrom on Dear John - he did The Cider House Rules and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. I didn’t go to acting school, so my knowledge of story, filmmaking, and character comes from just being on set and doing it. I know I’m not the best actor, but I hope my characters are getting better.”
He thinks Hollywood is acting school now. Maybe if he wasn’t so busy dropping his pants before he got a film he could’ve maybe went to get his PhD.
I’m really shocked he didn’t mention how smart he got on the set of Step Up.
Usually, Details Magazine turn their male cover models into Greek Gods in my eyes. I’m instantly in love with whoever the guy may be and I will pretty much go see or buy whatever the hell they are promoting.
That was of course until Ashton Kutcher popped up on the cover. I think I’m allergic to Ashton Kutcher because I just can’t deal with anything he says, or does. It’s pretty bad. I just get so irrationally angry whenever he comes up in conversation.
First off, cut the hair. This isn’t Dazed & Confused circa 2011. You look like a jerk.
Second…. let’s not be a hypocrite.
On privacy: “I think privacy is valuable. You don’t have to share everything, and it’s healthy to occasionally hit the pause button and ask yourself if you’re oversharing. But at the end of the day, if you’re not doing anything wrong you don’t have anything to hide.”
This is the man who is on Twitter ALL THE TIME and who tweets things ALL THE TIME and who pretty much helped Twiiter go mainstream. So, how about you shut your mouth on privacy Mr. Demi Moore.
And that’s another thing… he’s married to Demi Moore and it just creeps me out.
Ryan Reynolds is in some superhero movie (The Green Lantern?? I don’t even know what that is) but I’m going to obviously see it because Ryan Reynolds looks like this. And superheroes wear tights. Amiright?!??! *high five*
Joking about his dark side: “You want to see what I’m like when we turn the tape recorder off? I slit throats, that’s what I do. I only drink panda tears. Do not bring me water. Do not bring me filtered water. I want the tears of a newborn panda, and I will have them—because I’m Ryan Reynolds!”
I’ll just let everything sink in.
I apologize that I keep posting about these people. They are just everywhere I turn!! (And the sad part is… I’m really not complaining about that)
Now all of my huge fans and avid readers will know I love nothing more than the stunning magazine covers that grace our newsstands. (see a previous post from earlier this summer)
Most notably… GQ, Details, etc. Well, they have officially been invaded by the Italian stallions of the Jersey Shore.
Yes! You read correctly. Pauly D, The Situation, Ronnie, and Vinny are on the cover of GQ. But before you freak out and say they are disgracing this acclaimed magazine…. they have gotten makeovers. I kindly placed them below. You are welcome.
If you can’t tell the difference between the before and after…. you are blinded by love my friend and should probably seek some counseling.
My favorite is Pauly D without his blowout!!
It’s fun to see these things… but let these guidos do their thing! They are entertaining and this is how they look/dress/live. They are doing better off than most of us…. certainly better than me. And I think I like them better in their tanned and gelled (is that even the proper past tense version for hair that has gel in it???) and juiced out glory!
Tune in tonight for a new Jersey Shore on MTV. (OMG now I am promoting the show… what is my life turning into??)