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UGH GOD! Mr. Bruno Mars just keeps forcing me to like Adam Lambert by default because he beats him at award shows, writes music with him, and now takes pictures with him with some weird, old white man.

I guess this is proof that Bru Bru and Ad Ad (that doesn’t work,

does it?) have worked together in some capacity. And by some capacity I mean the best song that Adam Lambert will ever be a part of.

Don’t even ask me how I got access to this photo.

Okay.. I found it on a tumblr.

-Rocco

Hate on Bruno all you want, but dude got a standing ovation at the Grammy Awards last night and  had one of the standout performances of the night.

I’m sure there are petitions floating around already to give the Grammy award to Adam Lambert instead, but you can not watch this performance and honestly say he doesn’t deserve to win.

Just watch. Trust me.

1) Look at his hair… that alone should win awards.

2) Voice of an angel… perfection.

3) B.O.B., or as I now call him Bob, was wearing a monocle. A MONOCLE!!! Fashion police better back off on that… he looked stylish and sophisticated. I’m wearing one right now because of him.

4) Bruno Mars is like Frankie Valli… they even spent money to turn his performance into black & white.

5) Oh and he is an awesome drummer. I didn’t know he can do that. This award show was educational.

Raise your hand if you love Bruno Mars now.

You should all be raising your hand now. I’ll wait.

-Rocco

Oh it’s like World War II with all these grenades flying around. (sorry … that wasn’t even a funny joke)

Bruno Mars is still over in Europe being adorable and promoting Doo Wops & Hooligans.

Him and his extremely white and straight teeth were at The Voice Of Holland performing, and I’m not sure what that is… but he’s in Holland, so he’s doing better than most of us in life.

I love Holland… I was there once and went to a cheese and shoe making factory. Seriously. They made shoes and cheese. If I exposed my identity more often, I would post a picture of me with cheese and shoes!!… I had such a stomach ache from that place. Because of the cheese…not the shoes. Oh, and it was also the first time I was up close and personal with a goat. I touched the goat… and then it baaaa’ed at me, because apparently it didn’t like Americans. What a douche bag goat.

*baaaa* don't touch me you American! *baaaa*

(Seriously. Don’t touch a goat unless you speak their language and you know their cool with it.)

Anyway… Bruno Mars was not eating cheese, and not harassing goats, but he was wearing some shoes and performing “Grenade”

I’m really into this… and so is this man.

Look at that… he’s in the midst of doing a jam beat, slow clap.

I wish I was in Holland with Bruno Mars… I hope he tours in the states soon. I wanna go see him live and review his face… I mean body… I mean show.

I meant show.

-Rocco

I can’t even think of a funny title for this. I just woke up and this is the first thing I’m writing. It’s hard to be funny right away…. especially when I’m trying to convince myself it was okay to drink that much wine last night. (don’t think I’m an alcoholic… I had like 3 glasses and for me that’s throwing caution to the wind… party animal) I put on the song “It’s Gotta Be Love” for inspiration…. who knew Lee bear would start guiding me through life??? Backstreet Boys/Taylor Swift better watch their back.

Anyway, due to “It’s Gotta Be Love”, Bruno Mars and Lee D…. my first idea at a joke was to make a completely inappropriate  sexual joke about a threesome and then realized that’s 1) not even funny 2) wrong for what this post is even about because ‘church’ is in the title, and I’m confident that’s not what they preach…. or should I revisit the church?? and 3) totally wrong because I’m not listening to Britney Spears “3″. “It’s Gotta Be Love” didn’t set the proper Ménage à trois mood. And don’t worry I’m off this topic. Read on.

So then, I opted out of that joke… and thought I’d just tell you my thought process, hoping that would be funny enough, and then just show you the video and some pictures to make up for my lack of creativity. Yeah?? Sound good? WONDERFUL!

Red Beanie Blog…. freakin’ love that dog!! And I now freakin’ love 3xcereal4 because she combined Bruno Mars (my future boyfriend for a few months) and Lee D. in one video.

It’s pretty much a commercial for awesome-ness. I imagine that is what one of those would look like. And this cereal chick did a good job of making Lee bear look like he has a plethora of wardrobe options. I would have just flashed the same pictures of the grey t-shirt, grey beanie, jeans, and chucks over and over just to show him proof that I’m not wrong. And the fun part is the big debate would be ; “Did Rocco use 1 picture or a picture from every day of December??” And you know what, I would never tell… I would only whisper it into Bruno Mars’ ear.

Another awesome thing about that video…. the song kinda has church bells… and it’s Sunday Funday. That was pretty much like me going to church. I mean if I went to church I’d sit there and think about how I wish I ran into Bruno Mars last night, and then think about Lee bear… hoping he’d do something for me to turn into a mess and write about it. And this would all happen while listening to church bells. So, I pretty much had  church experience in a  1:15 and didn’t even have to leave my bed.  This day is starting out great.

Oh and wait… I have two more reasons why I love this video:

I could definitely use a "take a bow" picture. I hope it looks like that. I hope that's what he is doing... either that or he's falling over. And in that case... I hope he didn't hurt his arm or face

I don't really NEED this picture... but I sure as shit want it. I don't know why he has the glasses on and whose those are, but I'm pretty sure I owned that pair in 8th grade. I've never seen him look so happy.

Check out Red Beanie Blog for all the Lee D. goods… recently posted where some great videos of people doing covers of Lee bear songs…. yeah… other people covering Lee bear. YOU MADE IT DUDE!!! That’s on my buried life list…. have people copy me. And don’t worry I’ll do something wonderful for people to copy….. I should get on that today.

Anyway, check out Red Beanie Blog yo!

-Rocco

“ME and BRUNO MARS are doing an incredible record soon… (like 2011 ELVIS and MICHAEL) gonna be a movie!!!!”

Oh Oprah! I really want to date Bruno Mars… but that’s not what this is about.

C. Breezy return to Twitter not to spit out some homophobic and/or racial slurs… but to announce he is recording a song with my one and only, Bruno Mars.

I wonder who is going to be Elvis and who is Michael??? It doesn’t really end well for either one of those guys.

Either way, I’m down with some new C. Breezy music and definitely down for some Bruno Mars.

-Rocco


Take that double D's!

Bruno Mars and his “Grenade” has dethroned Katy Perry and her boobs from the #1 spot on Billboard! You go boy!!

My dream boyfriend knocked Katy Perry’s knockers and her “Firework” song down to the #2 spot after 3 weeks.

I love this whole situation. The fact that Katy Perry was #1 for 3 weeks is awesome… and the fact that Bruno Mars was the guy to replace her at #1. It’s like my own brain/iPod is numbering the charts. (Okay, I know I originally made fun of the “Firework” song… it just took a second for it to sink in and for me to like it.) And for an extra ironic bonus… one explosive material just blew up and took over another explosive material. It’s kind of poetic.

Let’s stop talking about Katy Perry and her perfect boobs and how she probably just lays around and laughs with the hilarious Russell Brand all day (not jealous at all), and look at Bruno Mars some more:

Just had a thought…. if me and Bruno ever really dated…. we would sound like two dogs were hanging out. Bruno and Rocco …. we sound like bulldogs. And I’m way prettier than a bulldog (no offense to the bulldogs reading this)

-Rocco

I might have stated this already, but if it I didn’t, now you know.

I like many things about him:

1) His voice. Smooth like butta.

2) His skin tone. I wish I was that tan in the winter months.

3) His songs…. because who doesn’t want to be called beautiful. And “Grenade” currently has one of the greatest lines ever… “tell the devil I said, hey, when you get back to where you’re from”. Harsh. That girl must be a bitch.

4) His name is Bruno. Kind of adorable. Originally, for a dog… but now for a human being.

5) He is rocking a Jew fro in that video below.

6) He is now nominated for 7 Grammy’s. If that can’t get you laid… nothing can.

7) And I think I would just enjoy him as an individual… minus the whole into drugs thing. I just don’t find myself feigning for cocaine. But whatev.

How do people see with sunglasses inside? I can barely see out of them when it’s sunny and they are supposed to be worn. I would be tripping over everything and everybody if I had them on in that room. But I do like to wear them so I can stare at people without them knowing. Don’t deny it… you do it too.

<3 him!

-Rocco

I know Bruno Mars may or may not like cocaine… but either way I like his music.

He just released the video for “Grenade”. Not gonna lie, I secretly wished it was an ode to the Jersey Shore use of the term ‘grenade’ (the solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties <—- thanks urban dictionary), but it’s actually the tale of a girl who doesn’t appreciate the fact that Bruno would catch a grenade for her. He’d die for her, but she won’t do the same…. sad story Bruno.

Good beat, and I really like this guys voice. Plus he has an awesome album name; Doo-Wops & Hooligans. Who doesn’t love doo-wop, and who doesn’t love that word ‘hooligans’?? It is such a fun word.

I probably would never catch a grenade for you dude, but I’d buy your music. Just don’t use your cut for drugs.

Hugs not drugs.

-Rocco


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