Posts Tagged ‘Elizabeth Olsen’
I love coming of age dramas about love.
Liberal Arts hits theaters September 14.
PS I love posting movie trailers because I really don’t have to write anything. It’s kind of magical.
Don’t worry… the talented Olsen.
Elizabeth Olsen and the Skars-o-nator were seen flirting at some Oscar after party, so let’s just assume he sealed the deal because he doesn’t even have to fake a Swedish accent for girls to want to sleep with him. And he’s Alexander Skarsgard and if you’ve been paying attention since, oh I don’t know?? July! You know he’s a ladies man.
So, yeah… those two were seen “getting to know each other in the corner”.
Isn’t he really old??? I imagine him in his late 30′s. Is that true? I can’t be bothered to Google him in fear of the dark hole I would end up in. <—- I hear Sweden gets like 5 hours of sunlight a day, ya know?
Posted February 16, 2012on:
I guess all the fashion was too bright for them. Or maybe the models pale skin was too luminescent.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen looked like two of the three blind mice at a show in fashion week once again! They just need smaller sunglasses.
I really wish Elizabeth Olsen was there so it could be the three blind mice. That would make this post so much funnier.
FIrst the normal Olsen was in Martha Marcy May Marlene which is about my 4th favorite thing in the world; cults.
And now she’s staring in Silent House which is about a girl who is driven insane while being trapped in her family’s lake house. Sounds like a fun vacation.
Of course this is said to be based on true events, so that means I believe all of it actually happened.
My and my BFF. Devy Wevy Bevy, have this joke/very serious thing were we say if we are every in any circumstances, like the one above, we wish we wore a vile of poison around our necks just so we could get out of those situations.
So… vile of poison is all I can say on this.
WELCOME TO WHATEVER WEDNESDAYS!!!!
I love Wednesdays for the very reason that I now justify writing whatever the hell I want about by giving it a fun name. My professor in college called it “poetic freedom”, and I now know that he made that term up just so he can write his shitty short stories about his extra marital affairs and get away with it.
Anyway, the Olsen’s are still scaring the crap out of everybody with their Siamese twin posing and orange eyeliner (as if they don’t look like the Ebola virus is eating them alive already).
I hope you all aren’t possessed after looking at these pictures because I can’t afford the exorcism bills.
ALL THREE OF THEM!!!
It’s hard enough to deal with the twins. And that awesome other sister, Elizabeth, needs to change her last name because she’s way cooler.
But when the three of them get together the Olsen DNA decomposes all souls within a 47 miles radius.
All those words above aren’t even proper english because my grammar skills live in my soul. Check mate!!
And no I’m not speaking of the really skinny, homeless looking one.
I’m talking about Elizabeth Olsen. She’s clearly the talented one in the family (sorry to all the massive fans of New York Minute) and she makes movies about cults, which just happened to be one of my favorite topics for History Channel documentaries. Seriously. Those people are out of their goddamn minds.
Martha Marcy May Marlene is a movie title I’ll never remember correctly and it comes out October 21st in limited theaters. So, if you are part of a cult that lives in a rural area… sorry, you won’t be able to see it.
Elizabeth Olsen is in a new movie, Martha Marcy May Marlene, and it’s received awesome reviews at the Sundance Film Festival. And that’s not the only reason I want to see this movie. I want to see it because it has 2 of my favorite elements:
Two fascinating topics.
Looks good right?? You are starting to think that Mary Kate and Ashley in To Grandmother’s House We Go was complete bullshit.
That’s Elizabeth Olsen.
I feel like I’ve been punched in the mouth.
I had no idea there was another Olsen running around. I really hope that they are all triplets… how awesome would that be???
Twins freak me out!! They do… just imagine having someone who looks like you! I know it’s a simple concept and has something to do with an extra sperm/egg and/or things split during the mitosis process (is that even true?? I had to go back to sophomore year in high school to retrieve that info from my brain)… I don’t know I’m not a scientist or Oprah, but it’s freaky.
And add a third zygote to that mix. WOW! My mind is freakin’ blown.
I’m saying this all out loud to the people around me, because I can’t get over the fact that there may be another Olsen, making them triplets… I want to know the facts; who, what, where, when, and how???… I’m being informed that she’s just a younger sister.
I confirm this fact from Wikipedia. My source.
Elizabeth Chase “Lizzie” Olsen (born February 16, 1989) is an American actress and is the younger sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. She did theater as a child and has appeared in many of her sisters’ productions.
They probably made her the pauper child in their movies.
Elizabeth: Can I plllleeeease be in your movie??? I’ll even play a homeless kid.
Ashley: NO!! We are the bread winners in this family!! Go back to your cage in the basement!
Mary Kate: Where’s John Stamos??
(I don’t know why I made Ashley the bitch)
I’m a little bummed about this… it’s not as cool.
Apparently, Elizabeth is in Sundance because she rode on her sister’s coat tails and is in a movie. I’m sure the movie is good… it just has to be better than To Grandmother’s House We Go and Double, Double, Toil and Trouble and I’m a fan.
I’m so pissed there aren’t 3 of them!