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Posted February 1, 2011on:
This is going to be a half- ass recap because I didn’t watch this last night (I was being social and went to go see No Strings Attached. And FYI it was cute and I love when people fall in love)
Anyway… so I watched it quickly this morning and this is what went down:
-Sexy Suit Jason is back… that’s the most important thing that happened. I’m in love with him. And I know I say that a lot…. but I truly adore this boy. He just struts around this small town in a three-piece suit and he’s hot. Oh and he’s Ali’s older brother… so let’s be real… he’s probably a murderer.
I wish I could end the recap there… but I can’t.
-The girls need to talk to SS Jason about some picture of Ali that was taken the night she died. Spencer volunteers to go and she either has slept with Jason in the past and/or will sleep with him. I officially hate Spencer.
Spencer decides to look like Dora The Explorer when she goes to see SS Jason and he decides to be half-naked. Guess who I stared at???
-Emily is back on the swim team and there is this crazy bitch Paige who wants to kill her.She has a very straight bob and very rigid bangs… this is all the makings a female psycho needs. She makes fun of her because she is a lesbian, makes an unfunny joke about the “breast” stroke. The coach makes Emily captain or something, and Paige decides to try to drown Emily. Seriously…. she held her head under water.
This town just does not know how to handle problems without murder.
-The other best part about last nights episode (besides sexy suit Jason) was the Justin Bieber reference. Yes… you read that right… HANNA MENTIONED THE BIEBS.
Scene: Hanna is in detention and Caleb (who looks like a werewolf from Twilight) makes a joke about her wanting to wait in line for the new Justin Bieber movie. And Hanna’s response:
Yeah… that just happened on Pretty Little Liars. Thank you for becoming my favorite show. There was a Backstreet Boys reference last week, and now a J Biebs mention. You would think I was a writer at this table.
I can’t wait for Caleb and Hanna to have high school sex. He better not be A.
-Ezra (English teacher) and Aria (high school student) decide to go on a real date to Philly to see an art exhibit. How romantic… if only it wasn’t illegal. Hanna gets threatened by A, and if Hanna doesn’t tell Aria’s mom about Ezera and Aria… A will get Hanna’s mom in trouble for stealing the money. Are you confused?? Are you scared at what’s going to happen??
Well, don’t be… because naturally Hanna sent Aria’s mom to the art exhibit hoping she’d run into her daughter and A conveniently killed the old woman whose money Hanna’s mom took. Sometimes A is good to have around.
-Spencer who is still in love with Sexy Suit Jason (ugh) asks him about taking the picture of Ali on the night she died, and he says he has no idea what happened that summer because he was doped up on drugs all summer…. with Ian (Ali’s possible killer and Spencer’s brother-in-law). WAM BAM!! I knew sexy suit Jason was going to be a mess…. I still heart him and his three-piece suit and polo sweaters.
-Spencer (being so active in this episode) goes to some bracelet store to see who bought another one of Ali’s bracelet (I don’t really know what this has to do with anything… I may have missed a vital episode in the Fall) and the old lady tells her… “Spencer Hastings purchased the bracelet” DUH DUH DUUUUH!! (That’s her)
-cut to black-
In the last scene…my favorite character…. Black Hooded Figure…. was at the jewelry shop with the old lady and she said to him/her “I said exactly what you wanted me to say”.
Good episode. Hope you enjoyed this shitty recap.
Oh and no Butt Chin Falcon Toby. Sad story.