Posts Tagged ‘Eva Longoria’
Up until last night when I saw this photo, I thought Bret Michaels was dead. I thought he died. But he’s not dead. He’s breathing and taking photos with Kim Kardashian, but telling people via Twitter that he’s taking a picture with Eva Longoria.
Wishing a #HappyBirthday to @EvaLongoria Hope your day rocks!
That happened. And that’s hilarious.
And also feeling up Eva Longoria, but that’s neither here nor there.
Now, I get she’s “tired” and sometimes you just don’t feel like smiling, but she is seriously a miserable human being. She looks like a zombie flight attendant in that outfit.
Her and Kristen Stewart should have a sour puss face off! Is that even what you would call their face?? I feel like I need to ask someone over the age of 75 for the proper saying.
Let’s hope The Coop doesn’t get marital tips from Tony Parker while they watch the French Open like a bunch of losers. Who watches tennis??
Though Bradley Cooper is beaming what really stands out is the woman who looks like she’s about to eat it on the seat in front of her and the man next to Cooper who very jealous that Tony Parker is getting all of Bradley Cooper’s attention.
Maybe the French Open isn’t so bad??
I didn’t actually watch the SAG awards this year…. and this is the important stuff I missed.
And this has nothing to do with the SAG awards, but It’s 7 fun facts about Cory, and I’m pretty sure after learning these 7 important things we are compatible.
I’d totally go to Eastern Europe with him.