Posts Tagged ‘fans’
You and I both know it’s all about the hair for me and even though it seems as though Robert Pattinson has a giant bald spot on his head (just like a dog who had fleas and chewed his own ass fur off) I’d still make out with him.
Do you see it?? I’m just going to take this as him and Kristen Stewart are breaking up because her lack of smiling makes his hair fall out. It’s as simple as that. We’ll be together by the end of the year.
But seriously, let’s look at pictures of fans waiting for R Pattz for like 14 hours for about 20 seconds of interaction with him. And don’t worry, 14-year-old girls didn’t miss their curfew… these were grown ass women who forgot to pick up their kids from camp because Robert Pattinson might come and talk to them with his balding head and his sexy jaw line.
Poor little Johnny is sitting on the baseball field while is camp counselor is getting high in the parking lot all because him mother thinks her divorcee-self will get some of R Pattz.
-Rocco
Nick Carter decided to immerse himself in as group of fans before a flight and surprisingly he survived.
I love this picture.
I miss the Backstreet Boys so much!
-Rocco
Since I got your attention with the Lee D. title…. I wanted to say a big fat freakin’ thank you again for all the great birthday wishes and presents. Seriously. I’m astounded and kind of speechless. I know every artist says they have the best fans in the world (Backstreet Boys always say that and I agree because their diction and crowd participation singing is outstanding) but Lee DeWyze has the greatest fans. He says it all the time, and now I totally and officially agree with him. You guys are awesome and just the sweetest people in the world. 
And after that b4alternative shout out that you guys made happen… I was so elated. I felt like I was in a freakin’ pop song.
Again, thank you so much. You’re making awesome things become my reality. <3
And now that we are all mushy and the love fest is happening… let’s throw Lee D. into the love fest yeah??
I knew you’d all agree.
Rick Dees is the bombdotcom and just plain hearts Lee D. He bestowed upon us some more gems from when Lee D. was kicking it in his studios a while back.
Just pretend the audio and visual are in synched. Or, here’s a great idea, mute it and just watch him, and then watch it a second time, and just close your eyes and listen. Perfect! (I think that was a serious run on sentence. I threw commas in there to disguise it… but there was no hope)
I love how he just makes up the melody. I used to do that in piano class in college, but the difference between the two of us is, I just didn’t know what I was doing so I was trying to impress my professor (who I had a teensy crush on) and Lee D. is actually just performing the song differently so we never get bored with him. Avant garde.
And this is just because I can’t neglect my love. Can you actually fall in love with a song?? Is that weird? Probably.
Rocco: I have a confession.
Boyfriend: Oh god. What?
Rocco: I love a pop song more than I love you.
Boyfriend: Thank you??
Rocco: I’m serious.
Boyfriend: Well, I love that new Far East Movement song more than you.
Rocco: Perfect. We’re on the same page. *high-five*
(That conversation never happened, but it might as well have)
-Rocco
… I don’t know what does.
Justin Bieber was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and J Biebs was just spreading the love and being his adorable, charming self.
Here are all the reasons you should love him:
1) He surprises fans. This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.
2) He plays games. And he speaks French. (I kinda hate him)
He even hits himself in the face with a puck. Well, a picture of himself.
3) He shows his underwear to the public. Okay.. that’s weird. I’ll admit that.
4) He’s as normal as an angel muffin can be.
5) He makes fun of Lady Gaga. Kind of.
If Lady Gaga’s doesn’t sound like Justin Bieber’s version.. I don’ want to hear it.
6) He gives out locks of his hair.
I’m all Biebered out.
-Rocco
- In: Lee DeWyze
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Just for like a second though… because he is just pure entertainment for me, for all sorts of reasons, and he has no idea. He literally has no idea how funny he is.
There is this wonderful land (via the world wide web) called The Lee DeWyze ProBoards… or We Support Lee DeWyze.
It doesn’t even matter what you call it… we can call it a Lee haven for everyone.
If you go HERE that will link you to this fantastic forum for all things Lee. You can get news, pictures, tour, radio request info, his chart/ sales stats, promo ideas, his phone number and much much more. (I’m just kidding about the phone number… you crazies!)
It’s a great place set up by @wasworthwaiting and I believe someone else… so stand up and raise your hand other person!@_bonjovi_. YOU GO GIRLS!
They did a great job and I think you should check it out and keep checking it out to stay up to date with Lee bear.
It’s a Lee bear 101.
I endorse it and more importantly I think Lee bear would be down with this wonderful, positive promotion and forum. Right Lee bear???
Oh look at that… you got TWO thumbs up!! Roger Ebert never even did that for Titanic! (I don’t even know if that’s true or not. I don’t really know why I said that.)
What are you doing still reading this???
GO HERE.
Wait… I’ve never seen this….
I wonder who won this American Idol TV dinner tray signed by Lee D.??? If you did or know someone who did… do you/they use it to eat actual meals?? Because that’s awesome if they do….
You know what’s even more awesome… this new Lee D. forum HERE
Check ya on the flip side!
-Rocco
What Kind Of Lee D Fan Are You??
Posted on: January 29, 2011
- In: Lee DeWyze
- 7 Comments
Fox 26 started choosing sides (really shocking stuff for FOX) and was giving Lee D. fans ratings in the fandom category.
I have no idea how to post it and since that dog over at Red Beanie Blog is smarter than me (even without the thumbs) just click on this picture of Lee D. and you will be able to see the video I’m talking about. Once again, thanks to Red Beanie Blog for being on top of things!! You go girl!! <—- Seriously. Rock star of a human being.
Whatta ya mean you don't know how to post the video?? CLICK ME!
Nice hair.
Back to the video:
1) Thank you FOX for respecting and loving “Earth Stood Still”, because someone I know hates it (more on that later).
2) Eimi Vasquez (Red Beanie Blog knows her, so I’m going to pretend I know her too) is the star of this video for many reasons.
Evidence of better fan than me... and probably you.
a) She has a purple treat hat on her head. What treats you go tin there girl???
b) FOX news has labeled her “big Lee DeWyze fan”. They could have went with “Lee DeWyze fan”… but no. They chose “big Lee DeWyze fan.” She should win an award. I’m handing you a fake award Eimi. Put this on your resume girl!
*high five* you're a big fan of... ME!
3) Favorite song on new album??? Please Lee D…I’d appreciate it if you would say everything BUT “Earth Stood Still”. It’s like he’s purposely trying to get me to hate him.
I just won’t do it! I have to find all the answers to my questions first…. then I can dislake you. But seriously…. let’s not fight.
But I can be angry at him!! At least he said “Weightless”… that’s the other song that I adore when it randomly pops up on my iPod. Yeah, that’s right… I’m a shuffle kind of girl.
4) I’m taking my BFF PB& J necklace and giving it to Eimi. Or maybe the two of them should just have it?? I don’t know. Either way, me and Lee D. need to put our BFF status on the back burner and start fresh.
Anyway… what status in Lee D. fandom are you??
Eimi gets the “Big fan” status. As for me??? that FOX women would label me as “ehhhh/mehhh Lee DeWyze fan”. And that hurts my feelings FOX 26! What have I ever done to you?? Besides make fun of you and your network on a daily basis.
I’m a great Lee D. fan. So what I stage fights???…. And so what I make fun of him a little bit??That’s real life.
this is real life... see? I'm wearing black.
I’m labeling myself a 98% Lee D. fan and FOX you can just shut up butt heads.
-Rocco
**EDIT** so, i just watch this video again because I was writing this while doing 98 other things, and at the end I thought the news lady said “he didn’t make me feel fat”… and I thought that was hilarious. What she actually said was “he didn’t make me feel THAT uncool”. Which still makes no sense to me.
Davey Cook Winked At Me.
Posted on: January 29, 2011
- In: David Cook | Music
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I’m reliving the Davey days on Idol, because I don’t recall most of it (not because of drugs or anything, just because I was a casual viewer that season) and the wonderful world of DC fans have been recommending specific videos to watch and/or songs to hear.
This one comes from Serenity, and that name alone calms me down. Serenity is such a good word… good choice in a name. I’m going to pretend it’s your birth name and your parents are just super calm, laid back people. And I hope you have a brother named Relaxed.
Anyway, “All Right Now” was the said recommended song, and Davey winks!!
Nothing sends me more into a giggle fit than when a boy winks.
1) It’s not 1955… stop winking.
2) Do people really do that??
3) It’s just freakin’ funny.
And I know my screen cap looks like he’s sneezing…he’s not. He’s winking!
Aaaa- Ahhhh. NO! I'm not sneezing, I'm flirting with America.
And he’s a basketball player all of a sudden with the towel hanging out of his pocket. He shreds guitar and shoots hoops. PLAYA PLAYA!
I can’t find a picture of the athletic towel… but trust me… it’s swinging against his ass.
Let’s watch the actual video… you can see all this go down.
Oh Davey… you make me laugh.
Release a new single so I can seem modern and hip, and I can stop living in the past!
-Rocco
I go away for 12 hours to celebrate the fact that a child has been alive for 1 year (BTW I got their late and missed the first time the kid ate cake… AKA the best part of a 1st birthday party. I’m just gonna have to have a kid, so I can see that happen) and I come back to pure chaos.
Alex Lambert, mullet kid, needs to stop doing drugs and/or cancel his twitter account. This is like a scripted MTV reality series up in this joint.
“19 entertainment put me on a retainer?? I just got back on the internet from like a week ago and I’m reading that everywhere! When Do I get this retainer? I don’t know where anyone got that from??? These guys have been telling the media they been payin me! Makin me look like im lyin! It’s a shame dude! They got the wrong Lambert I guess? That’s all I can think of??”
So, that’s what Alex Lambert was going on and on about as he sat on Twitter whilst twirling his mullet. I assume that’s what he does… I don’t have proof of this, but it seems pretty logical.
Apparently, he’s still homeless and has no money. Glad he could hop in Starbucks long enough to tweet this.
But, my favorite part is when the coolest dude on the planet, Andrew Garcia, got into this mess:
bro immma come to Hollywood next Monday! Imma hot you up and let you know that ou don’t need no fuckin label! Trust our fans ate our family! I got your back and so do they! Live you bro!
First off… I had to read this a few times to decode this. He needs to revisit Mavis Beacon and work on his home row keys (ahhh ps… ESS just came on my iPod.. and my day got better).
“Imma hot you up” : I don’t what that means, but it sounds painful.
“trust our fans ate our family” : Don’t trust your fans if they ATE your family. That’s awful. I would never do that!
“live you bro” : That “i” and “o” key messes everyone up. Spell check my friends, spell check. Whoever invented the keyboard should have thought of drunk typing. Live/love get mixed up too much.
This is some serious business happening. Andrew G. now has to go to Hollywood, to get Mullet, in order to save his fans from eating his family, because that already happened to him. It’s a mess.
They should probably make music together. That would actually be a brilliant idea.
I just want it to be known that it was my idea and the three of us (Andrew G., mullet and me) go splitsies on the profit. 45-45-10. I don’t even need that much.
Let's eat!
(just pretend Lee D. isn’t in that picture because he’s the only one who isn’t homeless and/or on drugs and/or has had his family eaten.)
Some people shouldn’t have Twitter.
-Rocco
I’d like to take this time, and on a very public forum, to apologize for sucking.
Seriously... Rocco, you suck. Get it together. I'm never doing what you say.
I know Lee bear… I know.
I have 3 reasons and 3 (really 4) people who are better at being a fan than me…. specifically a Lee D fan:
#1:
LetsDoThis4LeeDewyze.com and crew…. or I believe they’re called the Lee Dewyze Army (LDA) (Ok…. perfect example of my sucking… I’ve been informed the LDA have NOTHING to do with the LetsDoThis4Lee people…. so just adjust the number accordingly). These ladies performs operations (not like real surgery… but like fun missions) and rally people together. AWESOME! For instance, this Shorty Award business…. there is a whole operation for it. You can go HERE (and I suggest you do) to get all the details and participate. All I did was make fun of it because it had nothing to do with the BET awards, and then I got jealous because I wanted my own award show. I’m so self-absorbed sometimes.
@WasWorthWaiting and @LeeDeWyzeIntl are the brains behind it all and I say this every time I mention them… they should probably work for the government. I think things would get done a whole lot faster. Either that or I want them as life coaches. Sooooo, I’ll tweet you two later.
#2:
Red Beanie Blog is just awesome. That dog doesn’t even have thumbs and gets more done than I do. This blog has everything you need to know… LEE D 101 (NOT LOL… right?), and has all the news, videos, and pictures. Plus, she does like fancy fancy podcasts to play Lee D.’s music to the Universe. I don’t even think Oprah has a podcast (and she can just shut up about her Sirius radio show, because really that’s Gayle Kings baby). Red Beanie Blog has something Oprah doesn’t have! If that isn’t enough of an excuse to check out this blog, I don’t know what to tell you… because that’s the greatest reason on planet Earth. It’s so great that Oprah is currently breaking her record and eating 40 lbs of Mac n Cheese.
Hey puppy... teach me how to eat Mac N Cheese without my thumbs.
#3
And a new addition to the ‘better fan list’ is @LeesPrayerLady. Now, just from the name, all I know is she is a lady, and is probably an angel that works for Oprah. So right off the bat, that’s 100 times more awesome than me. Plus, she makes cool bumper stickers to promote Lee bear. I have proof of this here:
How great is that??? I’m 99% sure I would never make Lee D. a bumper sticker…. but now I kinda want to.
I would like 2 of those bumper stickers for my whip please.
Those are 3 pretty great fans right??? I’m mucho impressed. And from here on out, I promise not to make fun of Lee D. anymore and I promise to only talk about his music and nothing else.
This is going to be my bumper stick. It's going to read "If you can see no dead ends... you're too close. Back up YO!"
Ahhhhh JUST KIDDING. About the getting serious thing… not about the bumper sticker, that’s actually pretty good. I’m going to patent it right now.
But seriously! Yay to all the fun promotions, campaigns and pledges that the fans do….. you guys all do a great and awesome job!! That also goes for everyone who just participates in these things as well. And I’m pretty sure Lee D. does this every time he sees all the effort you guys put in:
THUMBS UP!!
I’m still calling him WTF!? bear for a few days though.
-Rocco
Crystal Bowersox & Lee D. Sell Some More Albums & Rocco Discovers A Love Triangle
Posted on: January 5, 2011
USA Today released some billboard 200 numbers and though album sales suck…. people still sold some albums. Awesome.
Crystal B. sold 11,000 more units and now she is up to the 106,000 mark (you go girl!). She did this all without me buying one single song… because to be honest I forget about it. And I guess she doesn’t need my $1.29. If that’s how the world works… I’ll just save it for someone else.
And since the media makes these two arch enemies (and by media I mean USA Today) Lee D.’s numbers were also posted. He sold 4,000 more units and that brings him to about 102,000.
This isn't a side hug... I'm choking her. Just kidding. Or am I??
No matter what people sell and who the artist actually is (whether I care about them or not), I’m always amazed that more people buy an album after the first week of its release. Like 4,000 more people purchased Live It Up in the past week. Doesn’t that sound kind of nuts when you think of it that way?? 4,000 more people like Lee bear (and probably call him Lee bear). And if you’re a Crystal B. fan (she needs a nick name stat) you can just substitute the numbers. It’s crazy! It blows my mind.
I was trying to get deep right there…I don’t know if it worked. Sorry.
Sio: Thaaaaat waaaaas soooooo deeeeeep CB: I don't know if I'm crying bc Rocco is so insightful or because you talk so slow Siobhan
And on a kind of related note, the USA Today man, Brian Mansfield, loves Crystal Bowersox. If you read the actual article , you could just sense his love oozing through his words. It kind of grossed me out and annoyed me at the same time. Do I sound like that when I talk about people I adore, I.E. Lee D.??? I hope not… I think my constant making fun of him (out of love) eclipses the annoying-ness of me being a fan. (That should be a real word… I use it enough) Right??
There might be some sort of love affair going on that we don’t know about. Do I sense a love triangle??? Oh Oprah, I hope so. I would throw my not talking about people’s private lives and relationships out the window for this one! Who doesn’t love, love triangles??
It’s like Twilight over at the USA Today offices/ Bowersox household. Both men have fur on their face ,so I’m not sure who would be the werewolf, but we can work out the deets later.
-Rocco
