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I know that everyone in the world but me is in the cast of Rock of Ages, but I honestly had no idea that Josh Duhamel was in this movie.

And if actually wasn’t in this movie, than his outfit for the LA premiere is even more ridiculous and inappropriate.


I just…. I just don’t get why this happened especially because HE WASN’T EVEN IN THE MOVIE!!

I just took the extra 17 seconds to IMDB this shit, because I care, and he wasn’t involved in this movie at all. Now it makes even less sense.

Is this what he does while Transformers 4 is in pre-production??

-Rocco

Where’s your Fiat, Jennifer??? HUH?!?!?

Let me first say, I’m making fun of this song as of today when I’m completely sober, but give me a week, some alcohol, and a hot guido fist pumping to this from across the bar, and I’ll be loving it.

Anyway, Will.I.Am basically told Fergie to take a nap so he can auto-tune Jennifer Lopez’s voice instead of her’s for his song, “T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever”.  (Side note: It’s also called “T.M.A.T.E (The Most Annoying Title Ever”)

Oh and hello Mick Jagger! Why is he cool again???

Fergie is weeping… or peeing her pants on stage somewhere in the world right now.

-Rocco

At the risk of sounding like a total meanie face… I can’t decide which looks worse; the wax figure of Fergie…. or the real Fergie??

It doesn’t even look like her. The real Fergie looks more botoxed out than the wax figure, which defies physics. And my god… when has Fergie ever worn that ugly ass jumpsuit?? I guess we should be thankful there’s no pee stain.

I don't see any pee!

-Rocco

This is what Kate Middleton would look like in her wedding dress if she hung around with a guy that puts punctuation in the middle of his name and frowns upon women keeping condoms in their home…. oh and if she used to have a drug problem.

Where’s Josh Duhamel??

-Rocco

Real word right there my friends. Nothing but the best from the Revolution.

Adam Lambert was somewhere and he was karaoke-ing with a pregnant Kate Hudson and Fergie. I’m impressed with Adam Lambert’s fabulous-ness once again, and I’m even impressed when pregnant woman leave the comfort of their bed, and instead of eating mounds of ice cream they sing karaoke. I mean, that’s the only reason I want to have a child.

The only person out fabulous-ing (I just can’t stop making up words) is Kate Hudson. And that’s just because she has a human being inside her.

Adam should tell Fergie to stop posing like that.

Candid shot or staged pose??? The beauty of Adam Lambert is you can always tell. You can definitely tell my candid photos because I don’t look as presentable.

You know who is really jealous of Adam Lambert right now??

 

ME!

 

Oscar loves loves loves Fergie and now refuses to listen to Adam Lambert until he promises to introduce the two of them.

Fickle ostrich.

-Rocco

By now its common knowledge that Oscar loves the Black Eyed Peas. I’m not too sure if it’s Fergie, Will I Am or the other people who just randomly exist in that group, but Oscar freakin’ loves them.

Ask him what his favorite song is…

 

Boom boom POW!

 

He does not like it when chickens jack his style, because let’s be real, he’s so 3008.

Well, Paula (@PaulaKO1984) and TatisR (@TatisR… I just assume that’s her actual name) are friends in real life and they went to go visit Oscar at his part-time job. He’s not only my homeslice on Idol nights… he also works the zoo scene.

These hilarious and wonderful girls went to go say “holla” and they knew exactly how to get his attention and trust.

Please click HERE and watch it all unfold.

I have no idea why Oscar was just wondering the zoo (or parking lot??).. I guess he was on lunch break, but I’m glad Paula and Tati got to see him.

I can’t tell you how many times I hit replay on that video. It is the funniest shit… I love when he opens his mouth to obviously sing along.

So great.

-Rocco

 

THEY WERE GREAT!

 

Black Eyed Peas (4 people…. FOUR PEOPLE!!) performed their new single “Just Can’t Get Enough” and Fergie’s nails were really colorful. As I look down at my grey nail polish I’m wearing… I’m questioning my color choice.

I will give you a dollar if you can name the two other people in the Black Eyed Peas (not Fergie and not Will. I. Am) without the aid of  Google. This is on the honor system by the way.. because I can’t see you. Obviously.

The autotune is out of control. Either that or they can do really cool things with their throat and Karen Rodriguez can just take her “hidden” talent and shove it because other people can do it to.

I actually like this performance. I imagine the rest of the show was dull (minus Lee D… I’ll get to him because of course that comes with a funny story) and this probably made the show more exciting.

And plus, Oscar loves them and I gotta support him. Oscar stayed awake for the whole show.

-Rocco

Two things…

1) I always have an internal battle with the name of this group… I never know if it’s Black EYE Peas, Black EYED Peas, or Black EYES Peas. And I guess the middle (and actual name) is the only one that makes logical sense… but what can I say?? I’m Big D’s daughter and we mix up names and words constantly.

(This is so off topic but example of Big D’s mixing up of words: The movie Inglorious Bastards to him is Indigenous Bastards. See what I mean?)

2) I honestly had no idea that there was someone else in this group besides Fergie and Will.I.Am. (and he honestly has no idea about proper punctuation)

Anyway…. BEP just released a video and Oscar just will not shut the F up about it. He’s such an avid BEP fan… it’s getting out of control. He’s so excited for their American Idol performance tonight that he’s molting.

 

AHH!! I Love Fergie!!! Look at me!! My hair is falling out! And I haven't blinked in days!

The video is for “Just Can’t Get Enough” and the stand out part is this bonus member.

I hope they perform this tonight on Idol, because I’m tired of every other song they sing… unless it’s “Boom Boom Pow”. That’s a great song.

Orrrr if they perform “I Gotta Feeling” and Lee D. is a dancer. Done!

-Rocco

 

 

And I only say this because of her pants… her eyebrows look nothing like Michael Keaton’s.

Kinda sorta right??

I can’t wait to see what she wears on Thursday night on American Idol.

Fergie and Lee D. will obviously have a fashion competition.

BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!

-Rocco


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