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I mean, if I was 3 years old I’d love it too, because toddlers have that killer instinct of what sucks and what doesn’t suck.
This little girl is clearly a prodigy and really into Lee D’s hipster plaid and treat hat. She’s hoping he has chocolate chip cookies in there and I’m hoping he shared some with her, because you all know he has some Chips Ahoy under there.
3 year olds can sniff cookies out like crack!
All your ovaries exploded when he picked her up didn’t they?? Well, good thing you ladies have two.
I think Lee D should bring this little girl on tour with him. She’s a great addition to any groupie clan and plus toddlers are ALWAYS entertaining.
But seriously, she is so freakin’ cute, he should have kidnapped her because she’s so charming and he better have giving her some Chips Ahoy!
So this happened last night:
(he didn’t really post a picture of him peacing out though, but he should have. These are things I’d force him to do if I was his manager)
And I said to myself “oh good. I’m over this whole thing!” , as if I was soooooo busy keeping up with Lee D. in Asia. I never kept up with anything less; I know more about the Aztecs and I read a book on them in the 9th grade. After I realized I was being ridiculous for no reason… I decided to look for Asia videos. And by look I mean I went to Red Beanie Blog and realize I’ve never seen anything she has posted. She’s good.
1) He doesn’t consider Canada “leaving the states”. I love him. He doesn’t know geography either.
2) His hair looks great under those head phones.
3) Lee D. eats whatever you give him. He doesn’t even ask. Even if it looks likes like “shredded beef”, he’ll eat it.
4) He’s not used to the screaming. Let’s all whisper around him. Oh that’d be so awesome.
5) OF COURSE SIMON COWELL IS A NICE GUY!!! Why are people so shocked by that?
6) Shocker. He likes Haley. Me and Lee would fight constantly in real life.
7) Oh but he loves Scotty. Never mind. The Scotty lover in me, loves Lee now.
8 ) Favorite food? Chicken Marsala. When I ate chicken… that was a good dish. He’s so italian. The guido comes out once again.
9) Told you!!!… he had no idea what he was eating, and he ate whatever that girl was talking about. I hope he brought some tums.
And here is “Sweet Serendipity” because I’m just so over this Asian tour thing and I did an awful job at Lee D. news. This is my peace-offering.
Make sure you check out Red Beanie Blog. She likes chicken Marsala too! (Actually. I made that up. I have no idea)
Kanye West has diamond teeth and you all should not worry about his mouth.
“I just like diamond teeth and I didn’t feel like having to take them out all the time.”
Duh. Obviously. I love chocolate and being the type of girl who is inspired by Kanye West, I’ve decide to inject chocolate straight into my veins.
I just don’t feel like chewing all the time. Especially since my teeth are made out of jewels.
Just received this email:
YO! Do you remember when we tried to make sweet potato fries and they came out real shitty?? Well, If Oprah was there, they would have come out great, I bet.
Actually, I guess it wouldn’t have mattered, because she doesn’t know how to cook either. How many cooks do you think she has? At least one for each meal, right? That’ll be us one day.
Just watch this… I know this is one of your most favorite Oprah moments.
They are so right. This is one of my most favorite Oprah moments.
(**Editor’s note: This was written at a ridiculous hour. My plan was to edit it this morning to make it presentable. Scratch that idea. This is the unedited, most ridiculous version. If I learned one thing in my 8 months as a blogger…. editing is overrated**)
(HAHHA Swear to Oprah “loquacious” is a synonym for “chatty”. I’m so happy that word exists. I was going for ‘Chatty Cathy’… but this is way funnier! Things like this let me know Oprah is real.)
Ask me what I just did?? Don’t worry it’s nothing gross.
I’ll tell you. I took a nap at 11:58 PM, which was supposed to be a 30 minute tiger snooze to revamp my mind and body so I can finish all the posts I had to do….but then it turned into a freakin’ 2 hour snoozefest. A SNOOZEFEST! It’s now 2:16AM and I’m up and I’m determined to finish these posts. Come hell or high water you will know my thoughts on this Lee D. business!! (because you all still care right??<— paranoia hits me in the middle of the night)
So, that’s my disclaimer. It’s extremely late right now. And Mamdukes you can hang up that phone… I know it’s completely ridiculous that I’m up finishing all these posts. But this is my form of dedication. This is my version of sending sexual innuendos via Twitter, this is my version of driving long hours to go see a concert (seriously… come to NYC. I don’t have a car), and there is no way in hell that I’d ever get any sort of tattoo in relation to Lee D. (I should actually tattoo “Earth Stood Still”… that’s kind of genius.) so this is my version of all of that. A BLOG POST! Told you I’m an actual fan. I cross my heart.
Anyway…this Ustream thing happened in Connect i cut. And Lee D’s broadcast was way better than Charlie Sheen’s. I’m glad no goddesses were present and I’m really glad no shanks were visible (it could have been in his shoe… I don’t know these things.)
Charlie Sheen= out of his mind. Lee D= totally sane individual. Thank Oprah!
Imagine that was the end of this blog? That would be pretty funny. But keep reading.
Click on this extremely creepy picture of the twinsie version of Lee D to see this awesome ass interview. Seriously imagine it’s 2:30 in the morning and this is the picture you steal from Red Beanie Blog. It’s kind of frightening. I will obviously have a nightmare tonight. Thanks a lot DeWyze!
(That’s Lee D. in two awesome outfits. Double the fun! What a treat for me.)
1) Favorite past time is camping??? Oh my. Fishing?? Oh no. I caught a catfish once when I was at the lake in 3rd grade with my best friend. The catfish bit me!! I just remember screaming and calling it a “stupid catfish”. Do catfish even bite? Maybe I poked myself with the hook? Do I hate fishing for no logical reason?? Probably.
2) Asia. Fun. Get your passport brother. I’m glad he’s planning his plane crash over the ocean. Don’t say things like that Lee D. That’s cool though… he’s seen Titanic. He’ll survive. It’s kinda, sorta the same thing.
3) Favorite band to cover?? Good question. Mumford & Sons cover. My awesome Grammy recap obviously convinced him. You’re welcome. (Remember that performance?? So good)
He’s such a little giggle bear. My goodness. I can’t decided if I’m delusional in the wee hours of the morning or if this is legit. Is he cracking up laughing?? I LOVE IT!
4) Late night snack?? Don’t eat late because you get agida. GOLDFISH! I legit had those for dinner tonight. CHEEZ-ITS!?!? I knew that was in the treat hat. I knew it! (I’m sorry I just shouted a lot at you. I just get excited when I’m correct about things.) And now this tweet makes sense.
Love that people think of me when things like this come up. I made my mark on this world.
5) He obviously drummed when he had a swoop bang. Obviously. (
I can’t find the picture I’m thinking about but you al know what I speak of right???)
These people are asking legit questions. I’m going to outsource my questions for any future interview I have with anybody in the world. My next first date I will even outsource some questions. I’ll let you know when that happens.
6) Don’t be politically correct. Have you learned anything??
7) I don’t even know what he’s talking about. Something about “his story” on Idol and how he doesn’t care about other people and what they say. That was just a long answer and I have no idea what the question was. Please inform me. Not his fault though.. I decided to have a text convo midway through his answer. I was being rude.
8 ) He loves random questions?? PERFECT!!! I’m your interview-er girl!! Do you know the questions I have up my sleeves?!?! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW! I’m sorry I’m yelling, but the fact that he just said that open the flood gates. He said it and brought it up…not me. Just saying.
9) He just related “Beautiful Like You” to everything in currently in my life right now. I feel like he bugged my apartment and is listening to my conversations. I’m going to weep when I hear that song again.
10) He’s wearing the heart of the ocean. Just want to point that out.
11) Since we are talking about inspiration and he’s going on and on about something…. you bring out the funny in the Revolution. Just FYI.
12) I wrote my 8th grade music project on Paul Simon, because I thought he was a Beatle. I was disturbed to find out the truth. Fun fact on Rocco’s childhood.
13) He just yelled at that interview-er girl. That will most likely happen between us. I’m almost confident that will happen within the first 15 minutes. Shit.. the first 7 minutes.
14) I was not expecting this to be this long. OH MY OPRAH!
Okay… it’s over. That was really long and intense and now it’s even later than I imagined.
I have no idea how to end this.. did he perform or something???
I’ll just stick this in here for good measures.
I apologize for the lack of pictures.
Posted March 15, 2011on:
I only wrote one thing about him today… I feel guilty.
Though, that one post was super truthful and shed some light on who Lee D. is as a person deep down. Check it all out HERE.
(He would never say that to me. I just had to use that because it totally looks like he’s saying the “f” consonant)
I don’t even know where I’m going with this… I just feel like I have to write about him more than once a day to keep you guys hanging around this joint.
I really need more versions of “Earth Stood Still”. He should probably get on that.
Have we all decided “Beautiful Like You” is the next single?? That’s kind of genius… the melody is killer and that’s really all a pop song needs. This should be just fine. He’s such a pop star.
Plus, I don’t want just everyone falling in love with “Earth Stood Still”…. I don’t need some housewife from Idaho who hates her husband dreaming about going camping with some hottie tottie. She doesn’t respect the beauty that is “Earth Stood Still”. Ya know??
I hope he doesn’t wear green on Thursday. That will be too much. And he definitely shouldn’t eat Irish Soda Bread… because that stuff is dry. He should eat some penne a la vodka… with some garlic bread. And a cannoli. Definitely.
Is anyone still reading this???
Mamadukes is excited for Idol on Thursday…she’s such an avid Lee D. fan. We have Lee D. contests on whose a bigger fan and she always wins. <— that’s the worst lie I ever told. We all know you guys would feed me info, so I’d win.
Wow. He was sniffle bear there. He needs to sip on the Quil.
And I’m sure you’ve all seen this… but look at it again.
You are all losing your minds over that image aren’t you??? I get it.
That’s supposed to be The Beatles song “Hello Goodbye”… but it just looks like I had Tourette’s when writing that title. But you get the idea. I wrote it out like 6 times trying to get it to make sense… but that’s all I got. It’s still funny right?? I hope so, because the more I’m trying to explain myself the more I’m cracking myself up.
Just for good measure.
Anyway… Lee D. tweeted “Hello!” and that is the point of this all.
So, that simple, 2 syllable greeting had some pretty average responses. I thought I’d have forgo the awards this round… but ALAS! I found two great ones.
(that totally looks like he could actually be saying “alas!”)
That person should laugh their freakin’ ass off because that was funny. I have no idea why they wrote this.. but I’m assuming luvr of Lee D. #54 and Lee bear have an inside joke about goldfish. And why shouldn’t they?? Goldfish are freakin’ delicious. I wish I had some right now.
And the more I think of it… Goldfish are just fish-shaped Chee-Its. And now I have to stop talking about food because I’m starving.
And the next winner is kinda my blogging/buddy/hero/BFF. RED BEANIE BLOG!! Her first post today had “Earth Stood Still” in it. And I just watched that performance today!! Fate?? YES! Anyway… she wins because… well just read it.
She orders a drink from Lee bear. I was a barista back in the day (like a year ago) and I have no idea what she just ordered… I’m impressed. I hope he Fed-Exed her whatever that is. (And yes, I was that barista that got yelled at on a daily basis for messing up drinks. My heart just wasn’t in it)
Listen people… ordering a drink from Lee Bear and shouting me out wins you awards. It just does.
This is Red Beanie’s second award for best response to Lee D…. she’s good. The one to beat.
And I really need to know… do you actually own that dog?? Because it’s adorable.. pat him on the head for me and tell him he’s awesome if you do.
That was a good round my friends. Who knew a simple tweet could resurrect such creativity in you??
Okay.. I’ll stop with the Jersey Shore thing. I know it’s getting old. It just keeps my love for him fresh to death! <—- if you don’t laugh at that… you really need to brush up on your pop culture. Seriously.
Posted February 3, 2011on:
Dear Lee bear,
Hello sir! How are you??
I hope you are fantastic. And I really hope you enjoyed that Anthony Hopkins movie. Did you get scared?? Did he eat anyone’s face??
More importantly, how were the previews??? I bet they were awesome.
And if you don’t like movie trailers before the movie… just stop reading now. We won’t get along anyway. We’re wasting our time.
Are you still here?? Oh good! *high-five* best friend!
Is it weird that I just put a picture of you high-fiving (I assume that’s what you’re doing in that picture… going in for a high-five right???) in a letter to you?? Probably. Is it weird that I high-fived the computer screen? Definitely!
Anyway, this is the part where I convince you to participate in an Interview Jamboree: Espanol Style! I know you are probably shaking your head no… but just wait. I have some visuals for you to see before you make your final decision. This is will fo sho convince you.
I nixed the Hawaiian style themed interview because after I heard “When She Dances” and realized you are just a frustrated Menudo boy band-er… I knew you just wanted some salsa. Well, I got it all covered bro!
Check out the goods below:
1) This could be you choosing what spanish food you would like to eat while I ask you awesome questions. (and I know it’s Mexican food.. but don’t get technical Lee bear… when did you become the Mexican/Spanish difference police?? That’s what I thought.)
I know you are shocked by that image of you in the restaurant. I assure you it’s just a stunt double… but you totally have that outfit. Don’t lie.
And apparently that isn’t a menu (I just realized that. Oopsie!)… it’s just the hours of operation… but you get the idea. It has the typical food choices. I even have a visual to explain this to you.
Look how happy you look!! I’ve never seen a smile so big!
I imagine you are making this face right now….
That is the face of laughter and that is the face of a man who is slowly being convinved. Right??
This is looking more appealing to you, right??
And to make things even more fun..we can even invite David Cook.. D MAN!! Me and D Man are buddies… I’ve made fun of his © moop a few times.. (PS your hair is just way better. Shhh don’t tell D Man that) so he’s part of the club.
See below for D Man having a great time at the Interview Jamboree: Espanol Style!
Never mind him…or that face. He’s in. Just trust me.
So listen… you can just tweet me and confirm that the May 5th date is good for you. I figure Cinco De Mayo will be the most appropriate date.
This is going to end very abruptly because I have nothing else to offer. Maybe some board games as well???
P.S. And you can send a muffin/fruit basket pbrunnett001 and ItsMyT1me for those gems above.
That means sleep. Those “Z”‘s are universal for sleep right??
I just really wanted to thank ItsMyT1me again for this (and the rest of the pictures) and make sure everyone got a peeksie.
This is actually a little frightening. He looks like the Incredible Hulk. Except not green, and Spanish. (PS great movie. Edward Norton is wonderful)
Oh and look at this one again.. it’ll probably be an album cover at some point in the very near future.
Oh and just so this isn’t weird… look at normal Lee D. in his treat hat and apparently in a very deep explanation about something. Probably about international politics. Or what’s in the treat hat. Either or. Maybe a combo.
I’m like 99% sure that’s what he’s talking about.
Ummm Kris with a K… I may have to kick Lee D. out of the interview Jamboree and put you in because you were in Hawaii and kinda wore some Hawaii gear.
If you could just pick up a Hawaiian shirt for Lee bear… that would be awesome. And if you could convince him to wear it during the interview Jamboree… I’d give you some kiwis.
Who doesn’t Kris with a K… who doesn’t???
Lee! Stop raising your hand and smiling… try a kiwi.
Don’t talk with your mouth full. And I told you so.
Anyway…. Kris with a K was at the Pro Bowl and apparently it’s in Hawaii because their were hula skirts, ukuleles, adorable Hawaiian children and Leis. I wasn’t going to post this because we all know my disdain for football lately, but this was so good I couldn’t pass it up.
Oh and Kris with a K sang the National Anthem with a lei on. That was the whole point of this.
And he also wore a grass skirt. Which he probably should have worn during the performance. Just a suggestion.
Oh relax. I’m not going to ask. Grass skirts are dumb and will definitely be itchy.
(I just straight up made up a fake conversation between the 3 of us. That was unnatural)
Anyway… good performance Kris with a K. Loved the harms with the adorable Hawaiian children.