Posts Tagged ‘Ford’
What Does Ford, American Idol, Zombies, & Neon Trees Have To Do With Each other??
Posted on: April 15, 2011
Devy Wevy Bevy asked me that question last night like a wide eyed child asking about Santa, and I had to break the news to her that they have absolutely nothing to do with one another.
Devy Wevy Bevy is the funniest person to watch Idol with because she could care less and she sees through all the bullshit….. never has this show been so funny.
I think her favorite part was the Ford commercial, because it just boggled her mind why they would force these people to do this when they are musicians. And she kinda has a huge point.
Jacob’s heterosexuality is not convincing me anymore. And I’m really glad all you have to do is give monsters a car and play them some Neon Trees and you’re good to go. The secret to survival handed to us by Ryan Seacrest. Good guy.
-Rocco
I’m 167% positive that there was a zombie/vampire/monster themed Ford video last season because I use this Lee D. vampire picture as much as possible, because I love it and because I broke the news that Lee D. is a Taylor Lautner fan.
- Evidence of Nigel Lythgoe running out of ideas and Lee D’s Taylor Lautner fandom.
Anyway, since Nigel Lythgoe is an uncreative wench, he made the idols this season look like zombies.
James Durbin now even looks more a part of The Goonies.
I’m glad my two loves are sans zombie makeup. I don’t like to think of them as the undead. That’s not a turn on.
I’m not even going to make the most obvious joke about Jacob Lusk in this picture, but this is the funniest thing to me. And why he isn’t on Bravo is beyond me.
Get some new ideas Lythgoe.
-Rocco
Riding In Cars With P Mac
Posted on: March 13, 2011
Okay… I’m just randomly posting shit.
I’m done with my listening party (new Britney album isn’t as dumb as I originally thought) and now I’m just watching Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone and reciting every line out loud. Don’t worry.. I’m with two friends… and this is what they have to do to make me smile; recite the Harry Potter script.
Anyhoo… I wish I was riding shot-gun with P Mac.
Look at that freakin’ smile!
I’d go anywhere in the car with him if he promised to smile the whole time.
-Rocco
What is the name of that company??? Is it just AAA?? Or is it Triple A?? Or is it redundant like I wrote it above, Triple AAA?
Can you tell I got no car? But I do have more than 1 pair of jeans. BA DUM CHHHH!! *bows* Thank you, thank you!
I thought I'd use this "bow" picture more. But that's just not true. It kinda fits here yeah??
I’m going to ask Crystal Bowersox about this Triple AAA query I have because she will definitely know what’s up.
I apparently learned nothing in school and frankly I want my money back from the New York State Education system.
Why would this be a logical place for a gig??? Is this really her demographic?? Or is this not even the same Triple AAA I’m thinking of??? Because at this point I really have no idea. I don’t even know the real name of the company, so I will call myself an idiot publicly for this one. I googled it, but two different opposing fields are coming up.
Maybe Triple AAA is a sponsor for this event?? I don’t know… but to make this funny, I’m going to assume it’s the actual car repair company thing and Crystal Bowersox and her tambourine shaking toddler are going to be there.
get my car seat Mama B.... Triple AAA here I come!! *shake shake*
And I also need to assume it’s the car fixing company because I wanted to post the picture of the car she designed.
Sunflowers??? Shocking.
I’m excited to learn what this event is about.
-Rocco
