Posts Tagged ‘George Clooney’
A mustache is what’s going on. A grey, a tad longer than Hitler, mustache.
I’d still run away with him which makes me question where I am emotionally.
-Rocco
Channing Tatum Is In A Movie About Male Strippers And Can Now Hang Out With George Clooney
Posted on: July 17, 2012
Hollywood is so funny.
Channing Tatum is the new “it” guy of Hollywood because he’s a good dancer and has a nice ass when naked, so naturally George Clooney invited him to hang out with him and Stacy Keibler in Italy.
Now true, George is nowhere to be seen and that’s because one, he’s training for Magic Mike 2 when these were taken and two, no one flies all the way to Italy just to hang out with Stacy Keibler.
-Rocco
She’s pregnant with a 16 pack.
Apparently, rumors were swirling that there was a little George Clooney elf on the way (get it? Elf? Keibler elf? Like those little guys that make cookies? I’m so funny) but the original Keibler put that all to rest by posting a picture of her mutant looking body on Instagram. She looks like a character on X-Men.
That’s really all that is about. PROOF OF NO PREGNANT BELLY! If only Instagram could hold up in court systems.
-Rocco
The Revolution Returns Monday! (That’s Tomorrow For All You People Still Drunk From St. Patty’s Day!)
Posted on: March 18, 2012
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Do you all want to know why The Revolution was in clusterf**k mode for the past few days??? Do any of you really care?? Well, I will tell you.
It’s because I was at the Sudan Embassy protesting with George Clooney, we got arrested, and then I had to break us out of prison.
It was intense. You have no idea how many times I had to save Clooney’s ass. Literally. His ass was in danger for obvious prison reasons, but luckily I’ve watched Prison Break 27 times and I can break us out of a maximum prison sans a body tattoo in 72 hours. You’re welcome Clooney!
But seriously… mucho gracias for your kind messages and all that shizz, The Revvy Rev is back mañana (that’s “tomorrow” in Spanish. I learned that while in prison with Clooney)!
This week shalt be silly!
-Rocco
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How hot is that photo??
How sexy is that photo? Love plastic handcuffs on a man with salt and pepper hair!
Georgy was arrested outside the Sudan embassy because the people of Sudan have no rights and Clooney thinks that’s bullshit.
I really have nothing else to say about this except that I love George Clooney even more now. I hope he gets to keep those handcuffs for whatever woman he dates next and will never marry.
-Rocco
I didn’t even know people thought he was gay…..it must be his undeniable charm.
I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, “These are lies!” That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community. I’m not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I’m very happy in it. Who does it hurt if someone thinks I’m gay? I’ll be long dead and there will still be people who say I was gay. I don’t give a shit.
He just doesn’t give a shit.
If George Clooney is gay… he totally has a crush on Brad Pitt. And Ryan Gosling.
Since Angelina Jolie’s leg has its grasp on Brad Pitt… George definitely has set his eyes on Ryan Gosling.
-Rocco
George Clooney Can Now Break Up With That Stacy Keibler Girl Because Award Season Is Over!
Posted on: February 27, 2012
Whew! George came out of this one unscathed.
We all know George Clooney just needs a hot piece for award season so he looks like the regular guy on the red carpet. Well, now that the 2012 Academy Awards are over and with that, the award season in it’s entirety…. he can drop her fast and get back to his love affair with himself and his Italian villa. And Brad Pitt.
Let’s remember the good times, AKA Stacy Keibler’s last moment of relevancy at the 2012 Oscars:
“You can go now”- George to Stacy.
-Rocco
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The BAFTA Awards were happening this weekend, and not only was George there sans Stacy, but he found a new red carpet companion.
Colin Firth.
Beautiful. They really do make a fetching couple.
Brad Pitt is worried…. I can tell by the look on his face.
He should probably get the pimp cane back… George seemed to like it.
-Rocco
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I only have one picture, and true, it’s in honor of his great acting and Academy Awards and stuff, but couldn’t they have at least put the photo in sepia to make him look like Angelina Jolie and those 17 kids weren’t sucking the life and soul out of him. Time Magazine is setting him up!
Right?? But don’t worry they made George Clooney look like he was dying too.
A dying caricature!
-Rocco
Once Elisabetta Canalis was dumped by George Clooney for mentioning marriage, she decided to downgrade to Steve-O. Seriously. I’ll even show you pictures of them making out.
They both met because of Dancing With The Stars, which is the foundation for every lasting relationship.
I just love how she thinks that going from George Clooney, who is funny, charming, intelligent, etc, to Steve-O who sniffs goldfish up his nose.
-Rocco
