Posts Tagged ‘George W Bush’
Right off the bat they are showing video of David Cook post his American Idol win. WE DON’T CARE ACCESS HOLLYWOOD!!!
I don’t even associate D Man with American Idol… in fact, I forget that he won the show.
Billy Bush needs to play it cool like his cousin, George W.
Okay. That has nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was hilarious! I think D Man would laugh, don’t you??
D Man is super charming… that’s what I’m learning from all the press he’s doing; he’s one charming bastard.
10 RECORDS?!??!?!? WHAT??!?!? I’m not even going to pretend to play catch up. I don’t even care what he sang before “Fade Into Me” <— it’s my favorite song.
David Cook straight up admits that the video for “The Last Goodbye” has nothing to do with the song… is brilliant.
He mooned the camera in this video?? What?? Why?? Is that really his ass?
I’m judging him a little bit. Who does he think he is, a Kardashian??
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
If you are not laughing at that… where the hell were you in 1995??? You should be ashamed of yourself!! (It’s Clueless… if you are still clueless.)
George W Bush almost got hit in the face with a baseball and for some reason I find this hilarious.
So funny! He doesn’t even try to catch it. He just closes his eyes and prays for the rapture to happen before it whacks him in the face.
Billy Bush that is…. I highly doubt George Bush knows who Lee bear is.
Actually… no. George Bush totally watched American Idol and voted. He had nothing better to do. But, he totes mcgotes voted for Texas stallion Casey James. Lee D. has no twang!
Anyway.. Billy Bush.. who is cousins with George Bush (I swear to Oprah.. Wikipedia it) is having Lee D. on his show. Or something.
He tweeted it… and the fact that one of the Bush’s are allowed to Tweet astounds me (get your cousin on that dude) and the fact that this is his picture (below) is even worse.
Even though I was taught never to trust a Bush… I’m gonna trust this guy. His name is Billy and he interviews celebrities for a living. We’d probably be friends.
So.. trust him. Lee D will be talking to that guy and apparently performing.
And as per usual… I have a few requests Lee D.
oh yes! And wipe that smirk off your face… I’m being totally serious Lee James (?) DeWyze.(<— see?? serious!)
1) Wear the hat of all freakin’ hats.
2) Wear no hat at all and do your hair.
3) Prove to me that you aren’t color blind and wear an outfit that portrays that.
4) Sing “Earth Stood Still”.
5) I’ll even accept “Stay Here”… Dancing Baby is obsessed.
6) Say you vote democrat to Billy Bush and see what he does.
7) And this is the biggest request of all… if Billy Bush asks you about the new judges for Idol… throw a drink in his face. They will totally give you a bottle of water… just toss that right on him.
See?? Not difficult at all. You only have to do 40% of that. I’ll let you do the math with your fancy fancy calculator watch.
You write that down. And you changed your outfit so quickly.
Anyway… this all happens at 1PM pacific, that means it’s what time on the east coast???
I will officially stop doing work at 4PM and watch this.
Thanks Billy Bush and Lee bear.
George W. Bush…
This kinda annoys me but Cory’s smile makes it better, and the fact that he’s Canadian means he just doesn’t know any better.
And though George W Bush is not my favorite person on this planet… he looks smashing in that blazer. Look at that. What a little style devil.
I almost want to hang out with him. Almost.
Cory will tell me all about it I’m sure.
I wonder is George W Bush likes Glee??