Posts Tagged ‘Golden Globes 2012’
Remember When George Clooney Said Ryan Gosling Was In Thailand With Prostitutes?
Posted on: January 18, 2012
Oh good times.
Not only was George Clooney winning awards at the Golden Globes and talking about Michael Fassbender’s giant penis (seriously video below. 1:50 mark)…..
…. he was also talking about how Ryan Gosling is probably sleeping with Thai hookers.
“He’s in Thailand . . . and you know what you do in Thailand.” — George Clooney, on the whereabouts of Ryan Gosling
I just hope he wore shoes this time.
-Rocco
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What the what happened to Cameron Diaz?? I mean, she always looked like a corpse with XY chromosomes, but this is just out of control.
Cameron Diaz chopped her hair (I can only assume it’s because Justin Timberlake is possibly, maybe engaged and she’s reeling) and she looks like Glenn Close… if Glenn Close decided to let herself go and always reprise her role in 101 Dalmatians.
Someone get her a weave! I hear she’s with Puff Daddy now so he wouldn’t mind the weave one bit.
-Rocco
Remember yesterday when I said Lindsay Lohan probably snuck into a Golden Globe after party because there is no way someone invited her???
Well, I’m a genius because that’s exactly what happened at the Harvey Weinstein party.
On Wednesday the Weinstein Company hosted a pre-Globes party at the Chateau Marmont in L.A., and an insider says Lohan snuck in via the hotel’s back entrance. She then “made her way to the entrance for photo ops,” where the Weinstein firm’s Globe nominees, Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Bejo from “The Artist” and Kenneth Branagh and Michelle Williams from “My Week With Marilyn,” were being snapped. Bradley Cooper also showed.
I owe Lindsay an apology. It was a PRE-Golden Globe party… not even an after party. Bitch couldn’t even wait until after the awards.
She probably passed out her Playboy issue.
-Rocco
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Angelina: Hurry up, Brad! There’s a needy looking child over here!
Brad: Wait… Ang. I can’t keep up. By the way, that’s just Peter Dinklage. Oh no.
Peter: Angelina is coming to grab me, isn’t she?? God that woman is unbearable.
-Rocco
PS This ends my awesome coverage of The Golden Globes (unless something really awesome comes up), so you’re welcome America.
Kelly Osbourne Looked Excellent
Posted on: January 16, 2012
Listen. I like Kelly Osbourne. I think she is relatively normal for growing up with insane parents and I like that she’s a funny chick, but there was something going on last night at the Golden Globes.
The grey hair +The Barbie pink lipstick + The pale yet sometimes strangely orange skin= not good.
I liked her dress though.
Okay.. that was my lame attempt at a fashion post. I think I’m better at exploiting men in suits.
Ryan Seacrest just loves playing dress up.
-Rocco
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Much to the dismay of Sir Elton John, Madonna won Best Original Song for “Masterpiece” and she said the words “me” about 75 million times in her speech.
I don’t think she made it clear that she written and directed this movie all by herself, because she is the greatest, most intelligent woman in the world.
My god… she even corrected her own goddamn grammar. I hate her.
You know who else hates Madonna? Julianne Moore, Elton John, Queen Latifah and Mary J Blige. I have photographic evidence to prove this.
-Rocco
I refuse to believe someone handed Lindsay Lohan an invitation to a Golden Globe after party… bitch totally snuck in.
Handing her an invitation is like inviting a crack head, prostitute and giving them some cocaine and hand grenades to pass out at the gala. I can’t wait for reports of Lindsay badgering the real celebrities to start rolling in.
Anyway, Lindsay Lohan looked somewhat decent for a drug addict, so good for her. Maybe she’s a better actress than we all thought.
*edit* Her hand looks like it’s trying too hard to get the role of Elizabeth Taylor. Just stop Lindsay, just stop.
-Rocco
Bradley Cooper Decided To Accessorize At The Golden Globes With A Porn Mustache
Posted on: January 16, 2012
(Note: I realize this isn’t really me recapping the 2012 Golden Globes as it is me just finding random pictures of the celebrities that attended the event and posting them. Sorry if you were expecting more)
Thank God Bradley Cooper didn’t come with a woman date. Instead, he came with a smoldering line of hair on his top lip that is totally a porn mustache.
Right?? A little porn-y. Oh well, he’s still hot.
-Rocco
IT IS ON! The Skarsonator wore a suit, so the ladies dropped their skirts at the Golden Globe after party for sure. I bet he even put on the fake accent just to make sure he closed some deals.
He’s smiling like that because he knows we all know what he’s up to.
-Rocco
The Golden Globes is the kick off of award season and the Skarsonator is ready… he’s hitting up all the parties with his A Game.
I just hope he has the condoms and the ladies are ready for it.
-Rocco
