Posts Tagged ‘Gossip Girl’
What is going on? Gossip Girl gets cancelled and all hell breaks loose. Leighton Meester is dating Seth Cohen from The OC. Blake Lively starts trying to bang Leo DiCaprio and settles with Ryan Reynolds. And now Chuck Bass is wearing an un-ironed button down with a snap back in public.
The only remnants of the Chuck Bass that would take a bite out of my heart, chew it on both the left and right side, and then spit it on to a pile of dog crap (romantic right?) are the shoes. Sock-less and a pair of loafers? Stop talking dirty to me Chuck.
I believe now.
What do you think they talk about? I feel like they stay in character AT ALL TIMES. They call each other Seth and Blair. Is that weird that I’m imagining their life together? NO!
You know you love me. xoxo.
I really have no news story, or even a made up one, to go along with these photos I just saw them yesterday and thought, “Chuck Bass… why is your chest hair so curly?”, and less important, “Why are you wearing a onesie when it’s 97 degrees in NYC?”
The sick part of it all is I’d still date him and let him wear that out while we’re together. I’d even let him break up with me while wearing that because I’m a sucker for the Chuck Bass even thought I haven’t seen Gossip Girl since episode 7 season 1.
Don’t you just want him to pretend to love you for 3-6 months, then just drop you and ruin your life. I know, me too.
Wow. You know how Taylor Momsen and her band The Pretty Reckless are usually the most frightening people on this planet and she show her underage boobs on stage all the time???
Well, times are a changin’!!
Taylor Momsen now sings a pretty song, “You”, and even though she looks like a raccoon, it’s great.
“I hope to have a few girls one day. If not girls, they better be trannies. Because I have some amazing shoes and bags and stories that need to be appreciated.”
And now to confirm my theory she’ll be Gwyneth Paltrow if one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s detox’s go wrong, this is Blake Lively explaining how she can dress herself:
When I’m going to an event, I’ll send [shoe designer]Christian [Louboutin] a picture of my outfit and say, ‘What shoes do you think I should wear with this?’”
She’s just so stylish.
Gossip Girl has been on the air for 100 episodes and I’m shocked because I can’t believe Gossip Girl only has 100 episode, and I really can’t believe they let Blake Lively “act” for 100 episodes.
I guess, the most shocking thing to come out of this celebration is the fact that Mayor Bloomberg is a massive fan.
You just know Bloomberg cuddles up with that t-shirt and some Ben & Jerry’s to watch a GG marathon.
I didn’t think Blake Lively was that busy filming Gossip Girl. She must be though, because poor Ryan Reynolds had to walk his own dog, literally. What kind of relationship is this?? IT’S A TWO WAY STREET, BLAKE!!
Look at that! Ryan Reynolds is yelling at strangers now. I hope Blake Lively see’s this and rethinks her priorities.
Well, this is one of the reasons. I’m sure her offensive Boston accent in The Town was also on the list.
Furry bear claws on the feet?? Really, Blake Lively?? How in the hell did Christian Louboutin convince you to spend thousands of dollars on those ugly shits??? WE ARE IN A RECESSION!!!
That dog she’s holding is ready to attack because it thinks Blake’s feet are being eating alive by bears!
You know somewhere in the world Lady Gaga is weeping because she didn’t wear them first while simultaneously wearing an actual bear as a cloak.
PS And yes I know it’s Leo’s birthday. That’s a whole other post, my friends.
And he doesn’t even need a pair of magical traveling pants! BA DUMM CHHHH!!! *BAM!*
While Blake Lively is already bothering Ryan Reynolds in Boston, Leonardo DiCaprio is playing with snakes.
That snake has less of a grip on Leo than Blake did and its basic evolution that the snake should want to strangle Leo to death. To me, that says a lot about Blake Lively’s girlfriend style, and by that I mean I’m better than her.
If I didn’t know better I’d think Leo didn’t have a job.