Posts Tagged ‘GQ Least Influential People’
Breaking News: Gwyneth Paltrow & January Jones Are Influential
Posted by: Rocco on: December 2, 2011
A crazy narcissist and an ice queen are not influential according to GQ. After Bab Walter’s Most Influential People list comes out GQ announces the people who add no value you to this world. I of course looked for my name, but I’m glad GQ agrees with me that I’m awesome and that The Revolution is “a thing”.
Anyway, GQ says it’s because Mad Men has been delayed from airing until 2012 and Paltrow released an atrocious cookbook, but I think it’s because Paltrow is pretentious and pretends Cee-Lo’s “F**k You” song is hers. And it’s definitely because January Jones just had her baby so she can try to get the married man she slept with to leave his wife. Not very influential for our youth.
I don’t really know why I made this an entire post…. I guess it was just to make fun of January Jones and Gwyneth Paltrow.
-Rocco

