Rocco's Pop Revolution: Seen through the eyes of someone living it

(**Editor’s note: This was written at a ridiculous hour. My plan was to edit it this morning to make it presentable. Scratch that idea. This is the unedited, most ridiculous version. If I learned one thing in my 8 months as a blogger…. editing is overrated**)

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(HAHHA Swear to Oprah “loquacious” is a synonym for “chatty”. I’m so happy that word exists. I was going for ‘Chatty Cathy’… but this is way funnier! Things like this let me know Oprah is real.)

Ask me what I just did?? Don’t worry it’s nothing gross.

I’ll tell you. I took a nap at 11:58 PM, which was supposed to be a 30 minute tiger snooze to revamp my mind and body so I can finish all the posts I had to do….but then it turned into a freakin’ 2 hour snoozefest. A SNOOZEFEST! It’s now 2:16AM and I’m up and I’m determined to finish these posts. Come hell or high water you will know my thoughts on this Lee D. business!! (because you all still care right??<— paranoia hits me in the middle of the night)

So, that’s my disclaimer. It’s extremely late right now. And Mamdukes you can hang up that phone… I know it’s completely ridiculous that I’m up finishing all these posts. But this is my form of dedication. This is my version of sending sexual innuendos via Twitter, this is my version of driving long hours to go see a concert (seriously… come to NYC. I don’t have a car), and there is no way in hell that I’d ever get any sort of tattoo in relation to Lee D. (I should  actually tattoo “Earth Stood Still”… that’s kind of genius.) so this is my version of all of that. A BLOG POST! Told you I’m an actual fan. I cross my heart.

Anyway…this Ustream thing happened in Connect i cut. And Lee D’s broadcast was way better than Charlie Sheen’s. I’m glad no goddesses were present and I’m really glad no shanks were visible (it could have been in his shoe… I don’t know these things.)

Charlie Sheen= out of his mind. Lee D= totally sane individual. Thank Oprah!

Imagine that was the end of this blog? That would be pretty funny. But keep reading.

Click on this extremely creepy picture of the twinsie version of Lee D to see this awesome ass interview. Seriously imagine it’s 2:30 in the morning and this is the picture you steal from Red Beanie Blog. It’s kind of frightening. I will obviously have a nightmare tonight. Thanks a lot DeWyze!

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(That’s Lee D. in two awesome outfits. Double the fun! What a treat for me.)

1) Favorite past time is camping??? Oh my. Fishing?? Oh no. I caught a catfish once when I was at the lake in 3rd grade with my best friend. The catfish bit me!! I just remember screaming and calling it a “stupid catfish”. Do catfish even bite? Maybe I poked myself with the hook? Do I hate fishing for no logical reason?? Probably.

2) Asia. Fun. Get your passport brother. I’m glad he’s planning his plane crash over the ocean. Don’t say things like that Lee D.  That’s cool though… he’s seen Titanic. He’ll survive. It’s kinda, sorta the same thing.

3) Favorite band to cover?? Good question. Mumford & Sons cover. My awesome Grammy recap obviously convinced him. You’re welcome. (Remember that performance?? So good)

He’s such a little giggle bear. My goodness. I can’t decided if I’m delusional in the wee hours of the morning or if this is legit. Is he cracking up laughing?? I LOVE IT!

4) Late night snack?? Don’t eat late because you get agida. GOLDFISH! I legit had those for dinner tonight. CHEEZ-ITS!?!? I knew that was in the treat hat. I knew it! (I’m sorry I just shouted a lot at you. I just get excited when I’m correct about things.) And now this tweet makes sense.

Love  that people think of me when things like this come up. I made my mark on this world.

5) He obviously drummed when he had a swoop bang. Obviously. (I can’t find the picture I’m thinking about but you al know what I speak of right???)

Where's my drum sticks??

These people are asking legit questions. I’m going to outsource my questions for any future interview I have with anybody in the world. My next first date I will even outsource some questions. I’ll let you know when that happens.

6) Don’t be politically correct. Have you learned anything??

7) I don’t even know what he’s talking about. Something about “his story” on Idol and how he doesn’t care about other people and what they say. That was just a long answer and I have no idea what the question was. Please inform me. Not his fault though.. I decided to have a text convo midway through his answer. I was being rude.

8 ) He loves random questions?? PERFECT!!! I’m your interview-er girl!! Do you know the questions I have up my sleeves?!?! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW! I’m sorry I’m yelling, but the fact that he just said that open the flood gates. He said it and brought it up…not me. Just saying.

Oh no. What have I done?

9) He just related “Beautiful Like You” to everything in currently in my life right now. I feel like he bugged my apartment and is listening to my conversations. I’m going to weep when I hear that song again.

10) He’s wearing the heart of the ocean. Just want to point that out.

11) Since we are talking about inspiration and he’s going on and on about something…. you bring out the funny in the Revolution. Just FYI.

12) I wrote my 8th grade music project on Paul Simon, because I thought he was a Beatle. I was disturbed to find out the truth. Fun fact on Rocco’s childhood.

13) He just yelled at that interview-er girl. That will most likely happen between us. I’m almost confident that will happen within the first 15 minutes. Shit.. the first 7 minutes.

14) I was not expecting this to be this long. OH MY OPRAH!

Okay… it’s over. That was really long and intense and now it’s even later than I imagined.

I have no idea how to end this.. did he perform or something???

I’ll just stick this in here for good measures.

I apologize for the lack of pictures.

-Rocco