Posts Tagged ‘guidos’
The Jersey Shore Cast Hasn’t Even Finished Giving Italy STD’s And 5th Season Is Greenlit
Posted on: June 4, 2011
Where did I go wrong in life??? Why am I not making a ridiculous amount of money for getting drunk and traveling??? I spend money to do that, and these fools get paid massive amounts to do it.
We can begin to see these guidos terrorize Italy August 5th which is perfect because I’m sure Mamadukes will be missing her some Pauly D by then.
And good news from MTV. Once they are done spreading their seeds and germs in Florence, they will head back to seaside for the summer and film the 5th season.
My one goal this summer is to make out with Pauly D at the Jersey Shore on the boardwalk, right after he buys me a Lifeguard t-shirt at the t-shirt shop. And don’t even say that it’s not plausible, because that’s how all summer makeouts with guidos start. Trust me.
-Rocco
(Okay…. I promise this is the last Lee D. info that is from so many moons ago. Thanks for participating in my catch up)
IMHO! Not gonna lie.. I never knew what that acronym meant. I’m glad I had Professor DeWyze to school me on it. Just another reason I have firm belief he’s really into the Jersey Shore.
Who loves acronyms more than those guidos?? No one. That’s the answer. No one… Lee D. is a close second… and I’d say Mamadukes is third because she looooooves saying “WTF”. Swear to Oprah that’s true. She even has a magnet on the fridge what says “WTF”… Christmas present from yours truly. And yes… I understand that my family is insane… but we’re good people.
Wish and click!
Anyway… if you click on that picture of Lee D in his treat hat, his non-gay Gap ad t-shirt and that shooting star… you can see him give his honest opinion on American Idol.
Now, while cynics will say he’s just being nice because he’s on camera… IMHO (haha get it??) I think it’s sincere, hence my awesome headline.
Wow… I just really make things come full circle… Anderson Cooper can learn some shit from me.
geez.. you're smart Rocco
So click on that picture of Lee, don’t forget to make a wish because my crappy screen cap looks like a shooting star (you’re welcome), and enjoy Lee D’s honest opinion.
Could you imagine if he said he hated American Idol?? That would be pretty funny and way more material for me. But hey… beggars can’t be choosers.
-Rocco
- In: Books | Jersey Shore
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Isn’t getting paid to get drunk and smush enough for these people?!?!?
This is ”empowering advice for a new generation of self assured women” and a kind of “do’s and don’ts of dating”.
I think J Woww would be the last person I’d take dating advice from. I imagine myself with low cut shirts and my ass showing in my skirt if I followed her rules. Not a good look.
And if the Jersey Shore cast insists on writing books… where is Pauly D!? Mamadukes needs a Christmas present.
Pauly D: DJ/ Author
I may make fun of it… but let’s be real… I’m going to go to Barnes & Noble to read it for free.
-Rocco
And don’t doubt for a second that he wouldn’t be able to get it in. Look at that charming smile.
Minnie is definitely D.T.F.
Fresh to deaaaath!!
My favorite Italian Stallion is taking his blow out to Disney World for Disney’s Grad night. Disney hosts a night when the park is open to graduating seniors and DJ Pauly D will be there to spin the 1′s and 2′s.
OH YEEAAAH!! (in the best Pauly D voice, naturally)
Mamadukes is planning to fake an ID for me to make me look like a senior in highschool, get dressed in our best t-shirts, and book us a flight down there ASAP.
She wants to beat that beat up in Disney.
This song is absolutely ridiculous… I’ve never heard it before. But it is changing my life, but I can’t decide what sort of change it is.
-Rocco
I Wish Joy Behar Was My Aunt
Posted on: October 14, 2010
As many of you know by now I have fictitious relationships with people in my mind (I.E. Taylor Swift is my BFF) …. do not pretend like you don’t do it too. Just like you are dating Justin Timberlake (don’t be ashamed I am going to marry Nick Carter… maybe we can have like a double wedding or something???) I’m BFF with Tay Tay and now Joy Behar is my Aunt; Auntie Joy as I call her.
Anyway Auntie Joy and family friend Whoopi Goldberg (AKA Sister Mary Clarence to the family) were doing their job of being funny (and mostly right) on The View today and some idiot annoyed them.
The said idiot is Bill O’Reilly… now I do not like to get political on this blog because my forte is boy bands, Shia Labeouf, guidos, and sex pot vampires, not Republicans VS Democrats, but I’m just gonna say this guy (and pretty much anyone on Fox news) is kind of dumb.
Auntie Joy and Sister Mary Clarence apparently feel the same way, because just as Mr. “Know-it-all” starts spewing his nonsense they leave. THEY STRAIGHT UP BOUNCED OUTTA THUR!!! OHHH SNAP!
It really gets going at around the 1:30 mark…. but I suggest you watch the whole thing so it isn’t out of context.
Grandma Walters (just FYI she is not part of the fictional family… she is just old) ruined the whole thing by saying they were wrong for walking away…. the only thing that went wrong was Auntie Joy not punching said idiot and Sister Mary Clarence not kicking him while he was down.
Just let the drama wash over you.
-Rocco
PS This is dedicated to my good friend A (don’t get excited, not “A” as in that Pretty Little Liar girl who sends mysterious text messages and will not return to ABC Family until January)
