Posts Tagged ‘Haiti’
I’m going to start with the photographs, while I think of what to say about said photographs.
Okay… this is what I came up with:
1) I love that Oprah is wearing the shoes that all the lesbians below 14th street wear. <—- That’s a true story.
2) It’s cool that Oprah and Penn are helping out, but Oprah should just write a check and then become the Queen of Haiti. Suck it Wyclef!!
3) I heard Kim Kardashian is going down to Haiti as well because she really does want us to believe she isn’t a fame whore. $10 there will be cameras filming her holding a starving child, because if the film crew can’t go, what’s the point??
Anyway, Oprah looks great!
Posted May 2, 2011on:
If President Barack Obama (my Oprah… I’m obsessed with this man today) signed my invite to the White House I wouldn’t, 1), bring a man who is the same age as my father, and 2), make out with that said man and ignore the President while he’s making fun of Donald Trump.
Scarlett Johansson has a difficult name to spell and decided to do exactly what I said I wouldn’t do.
Despite being in the presence of President Barack Obama and celebrities like Mila Kunis and Donald Trump, an eyewitness tells Us Weekly that Scarlett Johansson was engrossed in an “intense” makeout session with Sean Penn at Saturday’s White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, D.C. It happened right as the main course of the dinner was being put on the table,” the witness says, adding that Johansson, 26, sat in Penn’s lap during part of the meal.
And they didn’t just go to the dinner to make out in public and ruin everyone’s appetite… they want to be politically involved. Naturally.
I really want to get more involved,” she [Scarlett] told Us. As for Penn, 50? “Well, the dinner, but I also have a lot of meetings on The Hill this week,” he told Us. “I’m mostly here for Haiti, and I want to help bring some attention to that crisis.
I wouldn’t even make out with Robert Pattinson if President Obama was in front of me…. Scar Jo needs to get it together.
Who would want to know her political views while she’s sticking her tongue down Sean Penn’s throat?
FUGEES WYCLEF JEAN FOR PRESIDENT
I Know this isn’t breaking news… but I just want to express my sadness about Wyclef Jean’s decision to run for the President of Haiti.
This isn’t going to be a political blog because I honestly know nothing about Haitian politics and will only be making more of a fool of myself trying to write about it.
This is going to be about the consequence of this rash decision: THE FUGEES WILL NEVER REUNITE!!!!
This breaks my little heart. I know Lauryn Hill is on the express train to Crazyville. But I had hope due to all the whispers…. which now that I think of it, might have been my own thoughts, but it was still a valid wish.
I had fantasies of Wyclef Jean swooping in and scooping up Lauryn Hill from her condo in Crazyville and together they will grab the other guy from whatever he is doing.
Alas, this can not happen if he is running a country. And I’m pretty sure it can’t happen afterward because being in a controversial hip hop group is not something you can do after resurrecting a country.
So lets all watch “Ready Or Not” and weep. Because that is what I am doing right now.