Posts Tagged ‘Haley Rienhart’
I hope I’m not just a giant bitch for saying that, but that’s what my heart truly believes. But what my heart truly doesn’t know is who this chick is???
Seriously who is that?? Every time she came on I shouted “WHO ARE YOU STRANGER!!!???” No one knew.
And then Beyonce came out and killed it because she is the most perfect human being on this planet and the rest of them looked like children.
Posted May 12, 2011on:
1) I will never take political advice from Haley.
2) She picked the absolute worst Michael Jackson song EVER. (and I’m including that number he did with Paul McCartney in my list. I googled it so don’t worry about it)
3) She has a really great bitch face when things don’t go her way. Maybe I just don’t have a backbone, so even if you are telling me I suck at life and should go jump off a cliff, I will smile at you. Not Haley… Haley gets her stank eye on and then most likely plots your death. Haley as all the potential in the world of being a nut job… I see it in her crazy eyes.
Exhibit A of rage:
Exhibit B of more rage:
I don’t even want hate mail from Haley fans. I worked hard on those rage screen caps. Respect them.
Posted March 30, 2011on:
Elton John and Eminem are besties. Duh.
B-B-B-BENNY AND THE JETS!!!
That’s pretty much me drunk at a bar when this song comes on. Minus James Marsden. I’ve never picked up a guy at a bar as hot as James Marsden. Not yet at least. <— optimism.
It’s Elton John night and Naima will dance, Pia will bore me (I’ll seriously fall into a coma if she sings a ballad), P Mac will turn me on, Casey A will make me think about my intestines and his health, Jacob Lusk will be really gay and those are the only people I can think of off the top of my head.
Oscar may or may not be a homosexual ostrich with a tiny brain (And that brain thing is because he’s an ostrich, not gay. Paula told me ostrich’s brains are smaller than their eyes. Morons!) because he glittered his feathers for tonight and he is pirouette-ing (Apparently that’s not a word. That’s dumb) everywhere. Awkward.
There is no space in my apartment for pirouettes.
I had 12 more Sno-Caps (and they are kosher so in case I want to be Jewish it’s cool) so I’ve had way to much sugar.
Shaaaaaaalll we?? YES!
I have a feeling Ryan Seacrest has dreamed of an Elton John night on Idol since the days when him and Brian Dunkleman brushed each other’s hair.
Why do they have to start this show off with the Casey Abrams freak out?? I want to be calm tonight and at ease. Now my heart is pumping and I’m sobbing. How great will it be if Casey wins this?? So powerful. I will throw up the night of the finale if he wins. Too much?? Probably.
I knew Ryan would look extra spectacular for Elton John night. Did I or did I not say he was extra excited?? I did.
I have a personal connection with Elton John. And by personal connection I mean Mamadukes has his greatest hits album and I went through a phase were me and my BFF, Devy Wevy Bevy, would steal it from her car and drive around and listen to it. We were weird. But we were freakin’ cool.
Jimmy Ivine says the most obvious things. EVER.
Scotty is ridiculous and just closed his eyes and picked a song out of the catalogue. Oh that’s right.. because he’s a CHILD!
Every song sounds the same coming out of his mouth. He could rap 2Pac and I’d think it was *babylockthemdoors*
“love you Grandma!!” HAHHAHAHHAHA WHAT!?!? <— I’m bitter because I have no Grandma to shout out. *sad*
How much do you want to bet he votes Republican??
1-800- Mitt Romney is my hero
I’m already anticipating a call from Mamadukes about how she wants to “go through the TV and slap her”<— direct quote from her last week.
F**KING KILL ME!!!!! I wish I was high right now… I might enjoy this.
That just seemed fitting.
I don’t get it. Is Naima African?? I’m unsure of her heritage…. Weird.
STOP SAYING BOOM FIRE!!!
J Lo doesn’t know her math and/or degrees of circles.
I would loooooooove to know what Simon Cowell would say.
1-800- I’m African
Mamadukes: where did she get the f**king jamaican accent from?? I can’t stomach here. Ship her back to the projects! <—- Mamadukes hates Naima.
I didn’t know Taio Cruz was British. I’m instantly attracted to him.
I’m going to leave this picture giant because I love him.
I WILL EAT FOLLAR MENUS WITH YOU!!! I WILL SLEEP IN A VAN WITH YOU!!
ROCKET MAN!! ROCKET MAN!?!? Sleep with me Paul Mac. SLEEP WITH ME!
Lee D. fans are gonna want to hang him… but since people think I’m a fake fan Lee D. I’m gonna say I love P Mac more than anything on the planet. I’ll just take that role that people place me in tonight.
I was gonna make fun of his major outfit repeat… but never mind. I heart him.
What was that creepy whisper at the end?? I don’t care. I love you. I want to date you. You will always be my favorite. Have I proved my love enough?
Let me guess Lee D fans are ready to crucify him?? Shocking.
1-800- P Mac what’s your favorite planet???
So Pia just said she wants to be a beauty queen. That’s what she just admitted. She wants to be famous. Just release a sex tape and stop singing ballads.
Another ballad?? Shocking. And now I’m in a coma.
I still wish her name wasn’t Pia. It makes me have to pee.
1-800- I wanna be in magazines
I forgot about him and didn’t find a picture. But that’s okay because I just saw the outline of his junk in that picture. Okay.
Stefano wants to punch Jimmy Ivine, but so do I.
This song is so pretty.
He’s dressed like that guy who had STD’s used to dress.
I don’t even know what’s happeing. I zoned out. I’ll just trust whatever the judges say… minus Steven Tyler. He’s wasted. He has no idea where he is.
1-800- Rocco zoned out and didn’t pay attention
Oh wait Oscar has something to say…
I have some major dead ends. Just FYI. I staring at the end of my braid and my dead ends are out of control. Lee D. would break up with me.
This song is beautiful. And I love her hair and I love her voice on it.
I like her singing this song… and I think she’s the prettiest chick there. YEAH I SAID IT PIA!! Lauren is prettier than you! HAH!
Randy is kind of a genius… I’m glad we agree.
Steven still wants to sleep with Lauren. AWK-WARD!
1-800- Lauren’s mom is in a midlife crisis
James… you are Adam Lambert. I’m going to say that until you get voted off. I don;t care what people say.
And we need to stop talking about this wrestling business. It annoys me to no end.
That’s not being IN the audience moron. You were standing with people who were placed on the stage as props. This guy annoys me. Buuuut I just don’t like this music… so of course he’ll annoy me. Oh and he screams. He should have put on more glitter.
He just set the piano on fire… I’m glad he wasn’t on it??
1-800- I wanna be Adam Lambert AND Lady Gaga
Good point Oscar. (I’m still staring at the end of my braid obviously)
I already appreciate that she isn’t singing a Disney song.
I may or may not be attracted to that man that is sitting next to Jimmy Ivine.
Okay I’m bored with this. Story time: In 5th grade a little bastard by the name of Daniel said to me… “You’d be pretty if your hair wasn’t curly!”
I KNOW!!! What a little 10 year old ass! So, I hate the name Daniel and therefore hate this song. <— you all feel really bad for me don’t you?? (I’m obsessed with hair tonight)
1-800- I should have sang Lion King
If I can’t have P Mac because Pia is a beauty queen ( I know… it upsets me too. I don’t wanna talk about it) I want Casey. We could have something.
Casey you are a model baby.
Jimmy Ivine is a dick! I kinda want to punch him in the face. Hard.
I’m instantly jealous thinking that Casey is singing to another girl.
AWW HE LOOKS SO CUTE!! I just wanna snuggle with him.
It’s pretty astonishing how the 3 minutes he’s on the TV screen I just want to hold his hand.
CASEY ABRAMS I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND!!
1-800- SNUGGLE BUG!
Phone convo with Big D/Mamadukes:
Big D: Hello sweethaaart.
Rocco: DAD! I love Casey…..I want him to be my boyfriend.
Big D: YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN GUYS!! He looks like a pumpkin!
Rocco: You’re a jerk.
Mamadukes: What did he sing?
Rocco: “Your Song”
Mamadukes: What’s my song?? I don’t have a favorite Elton John song.
Rocco: HAHHAHA NO!! “Your Song” .. that’s the name of it.
Jacob. You are fab! Hey girl heeeeeey!
Wow. That fog machine is intense.
Ask me what I did when he sang?? I checked my email.
Jacob I don’t go to church and I don’t want to go to church when you sing every Wednesday.
1-800 Jesus doesn’t use a fog machine
That’s an awesome picture. You’re welcome America.
YES!!! GREAT SONG!! This is me and Oscar’s favorite!!!
I already miss James Marsden…. And I’m really afraid she will show her hoo hah when she gets off the piano.
She is waving and swaying her body and I just had an intense discussion with my roommate about German accents. She’s an actor and her new role asks her to have a German accent so I was doing a really bad one. How I wish it was recorded. Good times.
Steven really needs to be behind bars.
1-800- H- H- Haley and the jets.
I know Oscar. Shut up.
Thanks for sticking around all of you rock stars!!