Posts Tagged ‘hats’
Okay…. I swear this is the last time I’ll talk about that stupid hat. I’m annoying myself… I must be annoying the rest of the world.
TatisR sent me some gems on Twitter within the past few days and I’m going to work some magic and combine them into an inspiring message for Lee bear to get his ass in check and go buy that hat and take a picture with it on.
After I made fun of fan made videos (which was a mean generalization) TatisR sent me great ones! She doesn’t make dumb ones…. her videos are adorable.
No one really likes Smash Mouth, and their cover of “I’m A Believer” (you don’t really like them)… unless it’s in Shrek and/or Lee bear is montage-ed into the song.
It’s like a happy Lee bear Smörgåsbord of fun!!
I wanted a picture of Lee bear with that giant green ogre, but apparently that didn’t happen when they were forced to go to the premiere… all I have is one of him outside the premiere looking like he’d rather not be there.
This doesn’t seem very inspiring… but it’s because I’M A BELIEVER (ba dum chhh) that Lee bear is going to take a picture with The Hat To End All Hats. Even if it’s an accidental picture and it just happens to be taken…. it’ll happen. Oprah wouldn’t play around with my emotions like this… and apparently Lee D. does.
And for that extra shove of inspiration:
If freakin’ Aaron Kelly could rock the hat and take a picture with it… I think you can.
That is all.
P.S. I totally had my fingers crossed when I made that promise never to mention the hat again. It’ll be brought up at least 2-3 times per week.
Hey Lee Bear…. hope your holiday was quite the jamboree, but fun’s over dude. Time to get back to work.
And by work, I totally mean buying The Hat To End All Hats (or calling up Linc The Sink to borrow his) and get on taking that picture. Notice how I didn’t even say you had to do the “California Love” video. Though, I’d prefer that… I’m not going to be any more annoying and demand things. But, if you want to get fancy, be the coolest person in the universe, and have Tupac protect you from above, then do the video.
You thought I would have forgotten about it by now right?? Not gonna lie, I did forget about it for a bit. The snow apocalypse that hit NYC had me worried for my life and not about your dumb hat. But, alas I survived, and apparently Oprah decided not to end the world… so, I’m getting my priorities back in line. #1: Hat Of All Hats “California Love” Jamboree. (that’s the official title just so you know)
So anyway… here is a reminder for you. Look at this guy wear a similar version of The Hat Of All Hats.
Now, don’t worry about what that guy is blabbering about… he’s saying something about Justin Bieber and his movie (I know you dislike the Biebster… that’s another convo for another day). And I know you’re saying to yourself how that guy looks like a tool.
And yes, he is an immense tool, but just know, you’ll look 84754893578943 times better. For one, you hopefully won’t look like you just came back from hunting some deer, and two, you have way nicer hair than that man. You don’t look like a busted, old version of Jay from Jay and Silent Bob.
You’ll look more like this. (and you can just send a thank you and/or a gift to EmilyK52881 for this)
See?? And you don’t even have to wear an ugly orange one like Mr. Tool above. Get one like Linc The Sink.
Remember that picture?? When you purposely crushed my dreams with one flash of the Nikon COOLPIX S8000. I certainly remember it. And my heart definitely does.
So, just a little reminder to get your ass on this task. Stop doing real work for like 10 minutes and do this.
Puh puh puh please.
I’m not above begging.
I hope he doesn’t think this nice, 22 second, holiday message will suffice for the Hat Of All Hats “California Love” Jamboree, we are all anxiously waiting for. (BTW that’s the offic name for it…. and it has to be bolded to show the significance of it)
I mean this is a sweet sentiment, but Jesus and Oprah don’t half ass things, so neither should you Lee bear. Get on it.
Happy holidays though.
Emilyk52881 is a gem. A gem of all gems, if you will.
Not only was the picture (below) that will entice Lee bear into taking the actual picture in the fun hat created by her…. but there is a video of the hat to end all hats in action.
Click on the picture to see this video, and the vision of Lee D. being a lumber jack will just come to life.
Emilyk52281 just got Lee D off the hook for at least another week. So, I think that brings us to somewhere in mid January, because I keep forgetting the deadline I gave him. But he better have typed it out on his iPhone because…… 1) if you have an iPhone you should use the fancy things on it and 2) I really just want to see him in that hat.
Wow. I finally understand the saying “a picture is worth a thousands words”. I never imagined I would get so excited over him in that hat. He even looks happy in it. It will only make the real version even better.
This picture has all the Christmas essentials…
1) Lee bear lounging by a fire
2) Lee in the hat of all hats and his fake body cloaked in the color orange… myyyyy 2nd favorite color
3) A frightened Christmas tree
4) And a dead deer head on the wall
If that doesn’t say the birth of Jesus…. I don’t know what the hell you’re celebrating.
I think we should all send gifts to EmilyK5228, because this is just incentive for Lee to take an actual picture. (and by gifts I mean good vibes and gracious thanks via Twitter, because people shouldn’t give out their address to strangers. Just another safety PSA reminder from Rocco!) He’ll see this awesome card, and see how much we all love it, and how I (and all of us at this point) have been going on and on about him and that freakin’ hat. It’s the holidays, he won’t be able to say no. And for good measure here is a picture of sad puppy dog eyes.
That’s right. I went there. I’m not above using adorable canines to get what I want.
What kind of man with a heart turns down that face?!?!? Not a man I want to see in a fun hat, that’s who.
Soooooo, you know what to do secret agents. Just think about this constantly and the Universe (and Oprah) will hear our thoughts…. and the picture will come. At least that is what The Secret says right?? I don’t know, I never read it.
Or Lee bear reads this and in that case…. just take the picture Lee D. The sooner you do it and tweet it… the sooner I will stop talking about it. And that’s ultimately what you want right???
PS Is Lee bear gone???
Oh good… because let’s be real… if I actually see that picture, I will just have more requests.
Wow… I feel like I haven’t written in weeks. But in reality it’s been less than 24 hours. I’m addicted. I wonder if Betty Ford would take me?? I should call Dr. Drew, if only to stare at him while he analyzes me. And yes, I have a little crush on Dr. Drew… it may just be the intelligent, authority figure-ness of him that gets me.
Anyway…on my ride with Big D and Mamadukes back to NYC, I think I’m super important and check my email on my fancy phone. I see an email from Twitter with a picture. I click on the picture and my world changed.
A Kick Ass Lee Fan, who I believe may go by that name on a regular basis, is truly a kick ass Lee fan. She sent me that picture above and it made me smile instantly. I giggled and had to explain to Mamadukes and Big D about this Lee bear black market trade that goes down on Twitter. They were concerned for my safety of course, but I assured them, every human being on Twitter is safe, and especially the Lee dealers.
Many things went through my head, and lucky you, I’m going to tell you:
1) Aw what a cute picture!
2) Linc the Sink def got that zip up at American Apparel.
3) Lee got that red shirt and hat from whatever store when he was 17.
4) I should stop being sassy to Lee. I’m starting to feel bad.
5) I like that red shirt though. He must be good at laundry… it’s so bright.
6) I really love that hat. Hat of all hats. Hat to end all hats.
7) This is so close to my dream picture of Lee bear wearing that fun hat.
8 ) It’s as if he’s teasing me.
9) I’m gonna write about this.
As the picture sank in… I began to get a little mad at Lee bear. How could he take a picture and be in such close vicinity to Linc the Sink, and not take a 2nd picture with the hat of all hats?
One of two things is happening:
1) He is taunting me. He knows this is what I desire from him most of all and he is just dangling it in front of me. I imagine this is how a dog feels when a family is eating dinner and not sharing. I instantly feel awful for not always giving my dog some food.
2) He never reads this, has no idea who I am, and therefore doesn’t know anything about my bizarre request.
I don’t know which one is worse or which one sits with me best.
#1 annoys me, because that’s just mean. That isn’t the way to treat someone who will interview and therefore tell the world what kind of person you are. I will make this my opening paragraph if this is the truth. I can see the title now… “Lee DeWyze: Nice Guy or Tease?” Totally award-winning piece though.
And #2 is the most logical, but I like to live in a fantasy world, where I think he makes a priority to read these words and lives by them. It crushes me to think I will never get this picture.
And I guess there could be a #3… he may know about this obnoxious request of mine (and I believe everyone else…. in the world) and this is just a little hint that it’s coming. A tease… but not meant to be cruel.
Whatever the case may be… this picture is such a little gem. Such bros the two of them.
So Lee bear… now that you have time off no excuse my friend. Sad story Linc the Sink isn’t by your side now, because now you have to waste money and go buy a hat like that. It’s totally your fault though because you were with Linc the Sink for like 2 weeks and that hat was within reach. How about a deadline of January 2nd??
If the fellas could get on that It’d be great. And sooner, than later. But, I’ll get back to that.
This post was supposed to be about the show Lee did yesterday afternoon in Mormon land (juuuust kidding… Utah.. woot woot Donnie & Maris Osmond!), but then I found another video I liked better, and then there is the hat situation.
But, part I: “Earth Stood Still”. Since I’m a girl of my word, especially when it’s a promise I made to my own soul, I gotta post an “ESS” video. That being said, the video I’m posting is not from the Utah show (I think I posted that yesterday? I honestly have no clue what state he is in or what’s happening. For one, like I said before, that’s his slave’s job, which I’m sure is on a totally volunteer basis, and two, I’d be able to tell you what day and/or where he was if his outfit changed more. Just saying.)
This “ESS” vid is from when he DID get fancy with his garb and threw on some lumber jack plaid and didn’t shave. And I stamped it. I came to the most logical conclusion that he reads this before he lays his head to rest and then consciously makes an effort on his outfit for the next day, in fear of what I might think. But don’t worry Lee bear… just keep singing and strumming, I’ll get over the wardrobe.
Anyway… this song is great.. I love it more every time I hear it…and it sounds different every time I hear. Waaaay to trick us man! I’m gonna keep posting it until everyone else in the world likes it. And I’ll do it until I’m 113… don’t test me. (I want to live until the year 2100… and I think If I eat a green apple a day, I’ll be golden)
And I just had a thought… not only did the earth stand still with your little camp out in the rain… but you definitely got sick. Oopsie! Not so romantic now is it, when you’re both sneezing on each other.
I just grossed myself out… but I finally sneezed!! I’ve been trying to sneeze all morning! That was my master plan all along. This post is over.
Just kidding there is more… we need to discuss this hat!
So, at the actual Utah show….. surprise, surprise Lee bear wore his grey hat. I have a black one like that and I call it my black, droopy, homeless man, london hat. So, I’m confident Lee calls his a grey, droopy, homeless man, Chicago hat.
He does this, I presume, to make the red hat jealous and/or to make a shout out to Zac Efron (who is apparently friends with Leo DiCaprio?? What?? I take back all the mean things I said about his singing/dancing/swoop) See all this evidence below. It’s pretty undeniable.
But, as I’m watching video of the Utah show, I see something in the top right corner. My heart beats a little faster. I squint and lean towards the computer screen.
A hat! The king of hats! The hats to end all hats! (If there were ever a hat war!)
Link the f-in Sink!! That is quite the hat! You look like that Goofy Dog, but not animated.
Sooooo, if you could do another tradsies with Lee bear… that’d be awwweeesoooome! Trade it for your red shirt that he still has, or trade it for his grey one, if he can part with it. Orrrr trade it for his slave… his girlfriend!! I don’t care….I just want one picture with him in that hat. (preferably, in motion so the sides flap up, but I won’t get greedy) That picture can last me until I’m 113, and I promise I will find a way to work that into every and any post. I don’t care if I’m talking about Kirsten Dunst and Chevrolets… It’ll be in there. (And I have no idea why I would be talking about those two.. but I can make it happen.)
Soooo, that’s all I have to say. Thumbs up on the performance, and let’s get on that project Link the Sink.
That is until I see something like this.
OneRepublic was on The Rachel Ray Show (I’d wish she would clear her throat already) performing “Secrets” from their album Waking Up.
I just really enjoy their music. I like the instruments they use, the melodies, the lyrics… it’s just a nice little package with a Ryan Tedder bow.
That’s really all I have to say… I just wanted to post this video.
Oh and I really like his hat. No man in real life can pull that off. Unless you’re in the mafia… but that’s a whole other story.