Posts Tagged ‘HBO’
When you look at these photos, I want you all to really focus on the fact that Michael Douglas and Matt Damon made out. They made out hard core and glitter was everywhere.
They have a beautiful chemistry.
These two make out buddies are in that flamboyant Behind The Candelabra which is about that sassy magician Liberace and whoever Matt Damon is supposed to be. HELLO EMMY!
I don’t know when this airs but it’s on HBO so you just know it’s good because as they say– it’s not TV, it’s HBO. (They didn’t even pay me to say that— but seriously HBO, cut me a check. Rent is due very soon).
-Rocco
I wondered why Jay Z and Beyonce weren’t sitting behind Obama during his State of the Union ( I mean Biden is adorbs, but Boehner seems like an asshole), but it’s because Bey was too busy premiering the documentary about her director by her, writing by her, starring her and Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce. IT’S ALL ABOUT BEYONCE!!
And Oprah. Oprah was there to break the Beyonce monotony.
I never want anything to do with this Beyonce documentary.
-Rocco
I just don’t see how anyone can hate this show. And I refuse to believe that 20 something girls actually living in New York City can’t get through 5 minutes of this show without saying “omg this is my life”.
“It’s a Wednesday baby, and I’m alive!”
-Rocco
Alexander Skarsgard was just walking around SOHO in NYC yesterday, without protection, and BOOM! population just had a massive increase.
Doesn’t he know he can’t just strut around cities in semi-tight soccer jerseys without a condom. Geeeez!
Do you think Alexander Skarsgard would think it’s funny how obsessed I am with him sleeping with everything that walks and how he gets everyone (and I mean everyone) pregnant with one single glance??
I hope so.
-Rocco
Alexander Skarsgard Won’t Look Into The Camera Because He Doesn’t Want To Get You Pregnant
Posted on: June 11, 2012
This post is happening because one, that headline has never been more true, and two, True Blood premiered last night and I’m shameless and want hits— you know people are going to be googling Alexander Skarsgard like it’s their job today.
But seriously… good thing he’s not looking into the camera. We don’t need all these illegitimate children running around.
-Rocco
I’m pretty sure he just constantly has a clicker in his head counting the women he’s slept with.
I’ve had ze sex with 567 women
I’ve had ze sex with 568 women
I’ve had ze sex with 569 women
That’s how that is.
True Blood begins June 10th and that guy from Law & Order: SVU is in it. I’ve never seen this show in my life, but I assume having Elliot Stabler involved is a big deal. Alexander Skarsgard has some competition when it comes to banging the extras. There’s nothing hotter than a vampire who really hates child molesters.
-Rocco
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Girls is about poor, lost, and awkward 20 something year old girls living in NYC. Pretty much a documentary.
“I calculated… I can last NY for 3 1/2 more days… maybe 7 if I don’t eat lunch”
Brilliant.
Girls premieres April 15th.
-Rocco
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So, excited he didn’t sleep for a week before hand.
Did Boardwalk Empire win a lot of awards?? I hope it did. I especially hope that Michael Pitt won an awards because the poor guy got shot in the face and it was the greatest acting I’ve ever seen.
-Rocco
Joe Manganiello Is Now Sleeping Around In Hong Kong… GET ON IT SKARSGARD!
Posted on: November 4, 2011
The Skars-O-Nator needs to pick up his game. Sure, he slept made sex with the east coast this summer, but did he go to Hong Kong with his dong??? No. And I totally cracked myself up with that.
What?
Joe Manganiello is in Hong Kong doing True Blood “promotion” and I use sarcastic quotations because True Blood is on hiatus and there is nothing to promote. So, he decided to take top Skarsgard in their lady competition by going to Hong Kong. And that’s the truth.
Oh he’s good. He even wore a pinstriped suit.
*scoff* so unfair!
-Rocco
