Posts Tagged ‘health’
It’s no secret that Kelly Clarkson lost some weight and looks stunning now. Not that I didn’t think she was awesome before, but of course this is America and she’s in the spotlight, so since she wasn’t a size 2 it was a giant deal and people called her “fat” constantly.
Recently, she has been making appearances in regards to her new single “Dark Side” and the debut of her show “Duets”, which by the way has a pretty cool concept for a singing competition show, and has noticeably been looking fit
So, she looks great right? She wanted to slim down for health and to feel good we all presume, right? WRONG. She didn’t want her boyfriend to break up with her.
I would love to say that it had something to do with my work, but it doesn’t,” Clarkson, 30, whose new singing competition Duets premieres Thursday, told reporters during a conference call. “I have a boyfriend, and if I’m being completely honest, no one likes to be not toned when you are dating someone.”
Having revved up her workout routine and by restricting her diet, Clarkson says the pounds have come off.
I appreciate the honesty but to say in an interview, that girls are going to read, that you lost weight for your boyfriend is probably not the smartest thing to do. It’s kind of funny, and impressive because most people gain weight while in a relationship, but just not the wisest sound bite to provide.
Oh and here’s the video for “Dark Side”. Good thing she has a boyfriend now.. she looks great in it.
What is happening?!?!?!? Every time I read something this guy is on his death bead. WTF?!?! He’s the best one on the stage, talent wise, EVER! (Yeah… I said it.)
Not even P Mac’s charming smile can console me. Why is Casey Abrams dying??
Apparently, he has Ulcerative colitis…. which I believe is bleeding of the intestines??? I don’t know, but it sounds dramatic and I would quit the competition. But he better not do that, because he’s great.
Casey seems too cool for school about this whole thing… at least via Twitter he is.
“hey guys, thanks for the well wishes, I got some nice fresh blood in me and feeling better. People at Idol & Cedars are treatin me real good.”
I’d be tweeting out my last will and testament if I was in his shoes… but then again, people call me super dramatic in moments like that.
Hear me out. I don’t want hate mail from Lee D. fans. This is just a simple observation that Lee D. should realize. And remember… we are BFF now because of his totally real love for Jersey Shore. It’s all good. I’m even confident he’ll vacation there this summer.
Okay… this situation I’m about to explain only happened twice (And I can’t even think of the first example… but just trust me. Have I ever lied to you?? No.), but P Mac just does things right before I’m about to request it of him.
This time around (Again, I can’t remember the first example. Oopsie!) P Mac basically took a panoramic screen shot of his teeth, just when I was going to ask for one.
It’s like that machine at the dentist that takes a 360 degree pictures of your teeth right before you get braces… minus the X Ray.
I didn’t even have to ask for that… he just knows me so well.
And wait! I have a treat for you!!… A TREAT HAT!!
I wonder what treats he has under there?? It looks like apples. If its green apples (my favorite food on this planet)… I’ll die.
Don’t even show me the picture if there is one of him in the Hat Of All Freakin’ Hats…. I will not be able to deal with that emotionally right now. Hide it from me.
Do you see what I just did?? I made a joke about Lee D. needing some health advice and turned fans into nurses from the 19th century.
Do they give out awards for bringing in random historical figures into pop culture blogs?? When do I get my award?? I should get one.
Anyway… when Lee D. chirps at me.. I listen… and then I give out awards to the best response to his tweet, because you people deserve awards. You have the best responses. I could sit there for 20 minutes and never come up with anything as clever as you all do. I just never respond to anything.
So.. here we go:
Lee D. has a cold and he’s not happy with his immune system right now: (That reminds me… I wanna ask him what his favorite body system is… I’m gonna guess he’ll say muscular system because he’s sucking up to the Jersey Shore producers.)
And the best response in the world goes too Red Beanie Blog.
I almost spit out my H2O with that one. Funny shit. Literally LOL’ed.
Never has the common cold been funnier. I told him camels spit and guess what’s in that saliva?? Camel germs… even Aladdin got the sniffles. It happens.
Anyway… my advice to Lee bear (I’ll give advice because I don’t want cray cray’s emailing me about how I actually hate him. See?? I care.)… relax. Sleep. Don’t live it up (See what I did again?? Really… where’s my award??) Read some Rocco’s Revolution and take that medicine from Oprah called NyQuil.
In fact… take that and then read Rocco’s Revolution… I’m way funnier when you have some drugs in you. Plus, I like to write when I’m sipping the Quil. It’s when my best stuff comes.
*EDIT** UGH! This needs a picture. Too many words. I apologize.
He looks like he has a cold right?? Kinda?? Ehh. I don’t know. I’m writing this without NyQuil.
**EDIT** Ummm so never mind this whole post. I mean still read it, but don’t take it too heart. He’s losing again. WTF?!!? I thought I had the power to make him win things. I guess he shouldn’t have broken up with Brody Jenner.
Avril Lavigne is dating Brody Jenner, so therefore she loses in life. If you date someone who makes a living from a reality show (especially The Hills) and does this to their head to prove that they love you….
….You’re going to lose contests in my head and in real life. Just saying.
So, good thing Lee D. isn’t dating Brody Jenner for many more reasons than just winning this contest (I’m concerned for his health).
I don’t even remember what this is for, but it has something to do with “Sweet Serendipity” and Lee’s winning, so who really cares what it’s for. You can vote for all this HERE if you want to make him win by a larger margin.
That picture has nothing to do with anything. In fact it’s completely useless in this post. Dr. Cari Sweet4DeWyze (that’s her full PH.D name… she’s my life coach) sent me a bunch of pictures and since Lee D decided to not give me any material once again.. I am forced to just post pictures and make up things.
He brings this on himself. He really does.