Posts Tagged ‘high’
Well, big thank you to Wena for this video because I actually talked about Oprah’s poop this morning…. I mean if that doesn’t tell you that Lee bear needs to do a cart-wheel or something for me (and by something I mean a picture with the freakin’ hat of all hats *hint hint*)… I don’t know what else will. So, another personal message to you Lee D…. please do something exciting today or tomorrow so I won’t have to mention Oprah’s urine.
Now that I grossed everyone out… those of you who are troopers and had faith I wasn’t going to discuss excrement, I have a Lee bear treat for sticking with me.
I mean there really isn’t much to say about this except this is what Lee bear must have done on his free time as a teenager (I have no idea how old he is here…. he looks younger than he is now, so to me, that’s a teenager). He picked up chicks in parking lots by singing James Blunt songs. Can’t even make fun of that…. because I’d be a smitten kitten if I was there… coming out of 7/11 with a slushy only to be interrupted from my treat by Lee bear singing sweet nothings.
He also does that vacant James Blunt look very well. Either that or he’s stoned. Which, in that case I say, way to get into character because I have a firm belief that James Blunt is always high.
And then since he is a performing monkey to these people, they made him do more of it, while the drunk girl holding the camera made me nauseous. Seriously, Shakes McGee…. have one too many red bulls?? And what a strange crowd that gathered. There are young females, business men, I think I saw a homeless man bobbing his head in the background. I don’t want to hear that Lee bear doesn’t appeal to the masses.
I kind of like when he sings like a woman. Point for Lee bear!
Only if you promise to whisper sweet nothings in a James Blunt pitch all night.