Posts Tagged ‘hipster’
You Hipsters Lost our Damn Mind Over This Zooey Deschanel And Joseph Gordon Levitt Video, Didn’t You??
Posted December 30, 2011on:
JGL!! What a charming bastard. I wish I had bulging blue eyes accompanied by dark hair represented by a 5-year-old hair cut so Joseph Gordon Levitt would sit and sing with me while I strummed on a ukulele.
Seriously. He’s freakin’ adorable and I can’t help but think she’s adorable too.
I need bangs. New Years resolution.
PS That song is awful. Re-work that melody into something hipsters can dance too.
Okay. I just want to post these pictures of Alexander Skarsgard in his version of a treat hat (where I presume he keeps his condoms, because his skinny jeans are too tight to put things in the pockets) and make the assumption that he’s now moving off the island of Manhattan and taking his hoo-hah parade to Brooklyn.
But first, of course he had to fuel up. Read: I only found pictures of him eating.
Hah! What a loser! Eating by himself! You heard it hear first… The Skars-o-nator has no friends.
I really don’t understand why Ryan Gosling is walking around like this.
I dedicate this song to Ryan Gosling.
That’s the soundtrack that was playing in Gosling’s head when he woke up and got dressed that morning. And I admire that.
So gangsta… hitting up 7-Eleven in sweats with one leg rolled up. I’m more attracted to him now because I can’t help but imagine he started his own hipster gang and him George the dog are the President and Vice President respectively.
I want to join.
I don’t know why this shocks me. I always considered Ryan Gosling a semi-hispter. And now I know why he is only 1/3 a hipster because his damn dog is 2/3 hipster.
Together they make a whole hipster. Precious.
Something is difficult for him right off the bat in this video, but what I’m finding difficult is why D Man and Neal (?? everyone in his band is going to be Neal to me from here on out by the way) felt the need to look like twins.
D Man: Hey Neal.. check out my new plaid, hipster shirt.
Neal: Oh I like it… look at mine.
D Man: It’s the same thing.
Neal: Yeah.. is that cool? Or will we look like silly geese-s??
D Man: Silly goose or silly geese we look HOT!! Should we wear out glasses??
Neal: Nah too much.
D Man: You’re right homie.
Neal: Yeah bro! *high five*
That second verse still feeds my soul sour patch kids. Love it.
PS Thank you ljrTR for the video!
I should say “Andrew Garfield looks like this still” because Garfield and his awesome hair is still running around New York filming Spiderman. I don’t know the name of this Spiderman movie, but the word “hipster” better be in that title.
He really does have some great hair.
He’s cool enough for the L train. Trust me.
Michael Castro (brother of Jason Castro— the guy from American Idol who had dreds and who I like to believe was stoned, along with Paula, even though I hear from good sources he was not) released his EP My Way and the first single is “The First Time”.
My good friend Megan, who by the way loves pop culture just as much as I do, sent me this song and I thank her because I adore it. It’s perfect for summer jamming through Central Park…. or when I need to feel cool on my way to Broooooklyn on the L train.
I should probably get a swoop bang going.
Sorry. I’m screaming first thing in the morning but I needed to make it clear that D Man was at the Scream 4 premiere. And I’m jealous.
I love the Scream movies because I was a weird kid. I used to play Scream in the pool with my friends. Don’t even ask the logistics of that… just trust me that it happened.
Look at him with his little Aladdin vest and thick rimmed glasses. Hipster McGee he is and I dig it.
That’s all I have. I just wanted to show pictures of D Man to please America.
Apparently, March 3rd is the day I will not shut up about David Cook. Every time I turn around.. he’s just there. All up in my face.
One moment he looks like he’s playing cops and robbers…
(I just wanted to post that picture again , because it was such a hit. And that quote is supposed to be something a cop says.. but that’s silly. No one murders anybody at 8AM.)
and then he’s looking like a hipster from Brooklyn.
D Man.. I can’t keep up.
1) “The Last Time” (the song he’s singing) is a new song. I like it. Some good classic pop/rock music. Wish it was the Ryan Tedder co-write though… that’s the only reason I care for D Man. Well, that and now those awesome ass glasses.
2) David Cook… I want to have lunch with you. He looks like a ball of information.
3) He stays home a lot and reads Rocco’s. Obviously. Most obvious statement ever. He’s such a fan.
4) I’ve never seen a person smile so much when asked about the judges on Idol. He doesn’t look like he wants to punch the closest human being, unlike someone else I know and adore.
5) He misses Simon…. we are best friends.
6) His advice (same thing he gave to DeWyze and Kris with a K): Sleep as much as you can. Lee does that all the time apparently because HE NEVER GIVES ME NEW MATERIAL!!! Sorry, I just yelled… but he’s taking D Man’s advice way too seriously. Either that or he’s fake fighting with me… but that’s for another day.
Anyway… D Man fans!! Did you wipe the rabid foam from your mouths??? Are you freaking the F out?? New album must be coming pretty soon…. I’m kinda excited. I can’t imagine what the real life D Man fans are feeling.
Pure insanity, I’m sure.
Just look at this and relax. Remember the ©moop. I almost wish he was wearing silly bands. Almost.
RIP ©moop. RIP.