Posts Tagged ‘Hold It Against Me’
Britney Spears is on tour and I gotta say… I didn’t think this would happen. I was convinced she’d have a nervous breakdown before the tour started. I should have had more faith in the chick who sang “Not A Girl… Not Yet A Woman”.
I should have paid $300 to see her.
Who doesn’t lip synch to Britney Spears to pass the time?? I certainly do. I was just jamming out to Britney Spears with my hairbrush right before I wrote this.
What?? *sob* I base my strength for life on the fact that Britney Spears gets on that stage and sings live.
I feel like everything in my life is a lie!
I think she may have gotten worse at lip synching…. which is kind of impressive to me. Moving your lips at the same time as the CD playing in the background is the easiest thing in the world. I know toddlers who can do that. Being bad at that takes an effort.
And she’s not even dancing… she’s just barely walking around the stage with a hair flip every other minute.
The ending was great. Smoke machines make everything better. Usually.
Despite all of this… I’m rooting for Britney Spears. She knows pop music pretty well, so I like the girl. But you couldn’t threaten my life and get me to pay $100 for the cheap seats to see her in concert.
If she believes that… she really is out of her mind.
Brit Brit is on the cover of OUT Magazine this month (because she’s not gay) and she just thinks she’s the bee’s knees.
Nice tattoos and extensions.
This is what this lady had to say when asked if she regrets recording any of her music.
“No. All of my songs are fucking amazing.”
I’m really glad she said that, and not only because she said the F word (I love when people say the F word… and it’s even more fun when she says it because it’s like a toddler dropping the F bomb <- funniest thing ever) because I’ve been dying to fit in a conversation I had via text and this just opened the flood gates.
Devy Wevy Bevy is my BFF (actual BFF, but I’d trade her in any day for Taylor Swift just FYI.. sorry) and she is just the anti-me. Pretty much all the stupid pop culture/pop music shit, I live for…. she can’t stand. So, this convo we had was earth stand still-ish.
Dev: BTW this new Brit song is unnnnnnreal
Rocco: I can’t believe you just said that. LOL. What song??
Dev: Hahah. “Til The Word Ends”.
Rocco: Wait.. you love it or hate it??
Dev: God, not that awful against me thing.
Dev: World ends= fantastic. Against me= mess
Rocco: I see.
What you just read means Dev and Britney Spears are meant to be besties. They both believe that Brit’s music is the most perfect thing on this planet.
I’m gonna go shave my head.
I’m gonna go shave my head and join a soccer team so I can play in the World Cup… that’s what this song is for right???
I couldn’t think of a funny title so I thought going with straight facts was the way to do it. And plus, holding a giant, white cat on the cover of a magazine is pretty funny to me. I would never do that. At least hold an adorable puppy.
There are a lot of cats, fans, winds, and photo shop happening on and in V Magazine… so that means Britney Spears looks great.
I wonder if that cat is real… maybe they CGI-ed it in. That’s an expense feline right there.
See what I mean about the fasn and wind and such??? Looks like a dangerous photo shoot.
On whether she thinks she was destined to become a star: “If not, then God definitely has a strange sense of humor.”
I think God played the joke on all of us when she was in Mickey Mouse Club.
Will.I.Am posted a preview of “Big Fat Bass”… and it wasn’t a big fat waste of 30 seconds of my life.
I can almost hear myself listening to this.
I hope this whole album leaks in full… so I can decide if I should buy it or not. I know that’s an awful thing to wish, but $10 bucks may not be worth it.
Anyway… there is a preview of ”Big Fat Bass” and it’s not about going fishing.
This Musiqtone thing has been going on for months right?? Or is it just me?? Am I being too dramatic??
I don’t even know what it’s about, but apparently the voting is still happening… and Lee D. is in 4th place.
Now, I wouldn’t have beef with this if it just involved Tay Tay and J Biebs, because we all know my feelings on angel muffin and Taylor Swift. If he was behind anybody.. I wouldn’t mind those two… but Britney Spears???
Britney Spears?!?! Now, I like Britney but I have some pretty legit reasons why Lee bear should be ahead of her.
1) She wears a weave. He doesn’t. (Could you imagine if his hair was fake?? My world would collapse?)
(I don’t know why I just turned him into a cowboy. That was weird.)
2) Her song belongs in a Jersey dance club. His doesn’t. It just belongs in life. Trust me on this. (You can’t fist pump to “Sweet Serendipity”)
3) I don’t have a third reason… he should just at least be higher than her.
So go HERE to vote for this epic epic battle that has lasted FOREVER.
We don’t want that.
So, Lee D. stayed at #22 on the Rick Dees countdown and that’s kosh… you can just read my thoughts about the #22 HERE. Saves me from writing the exact same thing out again.
Lee D. beat some serious players on this countdown like Rihanna, Sara Bareilles, Adele, Christopher of Daughtry, and Katy Perry, who continues to ruin my life on a daily basis.
But he lost to Britney Spears which annoys me. “Hold It Against Me” is not that great of a song…. can we vote for this thing?? I’d vote just to have him beat B. Spears.
Anyway… since we already know about the #22 I googled “Lee DeWyze 22″ and random pictures came up and I will post them. You guys don’t mind… I have no qualms about it.
This next picture is so scary.
Even Lee D. is frightened.
I’ll stop writing today unless I have something super hilarious. This is the unfunniest thing I’ve ever posted. I apologize. Don’t give up on me. It will come back. It has to.
What is happening to my world?? And I guess the more important question is what is happening in Britney’s world???
Why does she sound like that?? Is that even her??
I’m just going to tell myself that video is a Britney Spears stand in. A man who dresses like Britney made that video. I refuse to believe that’s her.
That being said….this should be a good show or train wreck.
I’m such an adult I can’t stand it. I pay rent … I “cook” my own meals and I’m not digging the new Britney Spears album, Femme Fatale.
Someone get me a calculator watch…. I’m doing my own taxes while I listen to Mumford & Sons.
(If that joke went over your head… you’re a teenager and while I appreciate that demographic reading this… get to school. You just missed 1st period)
Click HERE to listen to the clip of “How I Roll”…. and spoiler alert: it has a techno beat.
I just don’t get why EVERY song has to sound like this… we get it; people like to go to clubs and dance. This isn’t Europe… can we have something that doesn’t give me a migraine??
I can’t even justify spending money on this album… and that breaks my heart.
I’ll just have to replay …Baby, One More Time over and over… while I do my taxes.