Rocco's Pop Revolution: Seen through the eyes of someone living it

You’re gonna feel like crap after reading this and I’ll feel like two pieces of crap because I wrote this nonsense and then asked you all to read it. It’s the same chicken or the egg concept.

Olivia Wilde who was on House, tries to act in movies, and sleeps with Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper (she’s gonna hate I just brought that up) hates the youth of  America. And the Kardashians, but that’s normal.

On redefining scandal: “I’d like to refocus everyone’s attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let’s redefine scandal. Scandal is not who so-and-so is dating; scandal is the fact that 1.2 million people are still living in tents in Haiti, and cholera is rampant because Nepalese U.N. soldiers dumped s— from their Porta-Potties into the river. That’s a f—ing scandal. If the average 15-year-old was hearing about that instead of so-and-so’s plastic surgery or cheating in Hollywood, I’d feel better about our future.”

Well, thanks a lot Olivia!! How am I gonna pay my rent. Camping out with smores and telling ghost stories in the tents of Hati is not funny enough for The Revolution. If 15 year olds don’t read this drivel, than who is???

I try to make a living on Bristol Palin’s face surgery and who’s sleeping with who (did I mention Olivia Wilde was totally sleeping with J Timb and The Coop???), so now I feel like the poop that the UN soldiers dumped into the river. (ps I refuse to believe that happened because I visited the UN and those soldiers looked nice)

But luckily I’m the closet thing to a genius you’ll find and I came up with a solution: continue to read The Revolution and then donate your money to a bunch of things.

DONE AND DONE! You’re welcome youth of America. Now turn on E! News for some background noise while you continue to read this and then hit up the Red Cross, won’t ya??

-Rocco