Posts Tagged ‘House’
Posted September 13, 2011on:
There is no lie that Prison Break is my favorite show, and it’s also no lie that I totally think I would be able to break myself out of prison because of that show.
We have Wentworth Miller (AKA Michael Scofield) to thank for that.
Wenty has been MIA for a bit (I think he is a screenwriter now or something) but he’s coming back to TV to guest star on House.
Creator David Shore told the site that the former Prison Break star “will appear as a patient of the week in an episode that takes place after [Dr. Gregory House, played by Hugh Laurie] gets sprung from jail.”
“He plays a real altruist,” David added. “And there’s some question as to whether that’s his symptom or not.”
Sorry. There is nothing funny about this post. I take Wentworth Miller’s return to television very seriously.
House premieres October 3rd and let’s hope Wenty is in that first episode.
You’re gonna feel like crap after reading this and I’ll feel like two pieces of crap because I wrote this nonsense and then asked you all to read it. It’s the same chicken or the egg concept.
Olivia Wilde who was on House, tries to act in movies, and sleeps with Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper (she’s gonna hate I just brought that up) hates the youth of America. And the Kardashians, but that’s normal.
On redefining scandal: “I’d like to refocus everyone’s attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let’s redefine scandal. Scandal is not who so-and-so is dating; scandal is the fact that 1.2 million people are still living in tents in Haiti, and cholera is rampant because Nepalese U.N. soldiers dumped s— from their Porta-Potties into the river. That’s a f—ing scandal. If the average 15-year-old was hearing about that instead of so-and-so’s plastic surgery or cheating in Hollywood, I’d feel better about our future.”
Well, thanks a lot Olivia!! How am I gonna pay my rent. Camping out with smores and telling ghost stories in the tents of Hati is not funny enough for The Revolution. If 15 year olds don’t read this drivel, than who is???
I try to make a living on Bristol Palin’s face surgery and who’s sleeping with who (did I mention Olivia Wilde was totally sleeping with J Timb and The Coop???), so now I feel like the poop that the UN soldiers dumped into the river. (ps I refuse to believe that happened because I visited the UN and those soldiers looked nice)
But luckily I’m the closet thing to a genius you’ll find and I came up with a solution: continue to read The Revolution and then donate your money to a bunch of things.
DONE AND DONE! You’re welcome youth of America. Now turn on E! News for some background noise while you continue to read this and then hit up the Red Cross, won’t ya??
Posted March 17, 2011on:
P Mac is sick. I’m sick.
I’m going to pretend I made out with P Mac this past week and that’s why I feel like a piece of poop this morning. That’s the only way I can wrap my head around the fact that I randomly woke up with my throat feeling like it’s on fire and rejecting my tonsils. (I should really write for House)
Our kids would be adorable.
Did I just take it too far??? I think I did. I apologize.
Sorry about the exotic flower that was ‘bringing it’ in the beginning of that.
P Mac… I can not say enough how much I heart this dude. He just looks like a the drunk man meandering around that stage… but it’s so endearing. He’s not boring… I’ll give him that much.
And I really do like his voice.. that rasp is not natural.
And I’m confident he had on jeggins and a shirt that had Japanese cherry blossoms on it. I hope he doesn’t f offend anyone.
I don’t even know how I stumbled upon this. I sat here for a good 5 minutes trying to back track… but I honestly can’t think of the answer.(I should probably drink another Red Bull) But, it doesn’t really matter.
Dr. House loves Lee bear. Indirectly.
And this video makes me laugh for some reason.
1) I had no idea House and that woman were dating. When did this happen? Apparently, the re-runs on television aren’t up to date. I’m probably 5 seasons behind.
2) Now, instead of diagnosing myself and/or slowly transforming myself into a doctor (because I’m pretty sure Big D and Mamadukes wish I was a successful doctor, as opposed to whatever this all is), all I’m going to think about is Lee bear.
Well, Lee bear and diseases. But still… it’s distracting.
I hope Lee D. likes House…. if not.. he’s offended by this.
(Just pretend he looks like a doctor. It’ll be funnier that way)
For one reason alone…. (I mean besides my interview Jamboree… If I keep talking about it, it’ll happen right???)
HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS DVD!!
That’s dumb. They should just “accio” themselves a copy. Stupid.
Anyway… DVD’s always have extra features so they can charge $25 for it. And you know what?? I’m totally gonna buy it, because I want to see this shit.
A main featurette entitled “On The Green with Rupert, Tom, Oliver and James.” Focus points include The Last Days of Privet Drive, Hagrid’s Motorbike, Magical Tents, Death Eaters Attack Cafe, Creating Dobby and Kreacher, Godric’s Hollow, The Frozen Lake and The Return of Griphook.
Eight Deleted Scenes, including:
- The Burrow’s Shed: Ron Discusses Radios with Mr. Weasley
- The Dursley House: Harry and Aunt Petunia As They Leave House
- The Dursley House: Harry and Dudley Shake Hands
- The Granger House: Death Eaters Search Deserted Home
- Ministry of Magic Lifts: Harry Tells Arthur He’s Being Tracked
- Tent: Trio Discusses Destroying The Locket
- Rabbit Chase in the Forest
- Montage: Ron and Hermione Skimming Stones
8 DELETED SCENES??? They should have put all this in the movie and make it 4 parts…. I would totally see it.
Who am I kidding?? I’d sit through the movie if it was 8 hours. As long as one has enough treats, a human being will sit through anything. I’ve tested it with House marathons.
Anyway… the DVD comes out April 11th… so, go get it if you want.
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part Dos comes out sometime in July.