Posts Tagged ‘income tax’
This is just a post just to tell a story that cracked me up.
It happened like 10 minutes ago… so it’s breaking news. I know. Shocking.
Background: Mamadukes calls me to tell me about my taxes. She is a doll and does them for me because I’ve never known anything less about taxes and it stresses me out. Oprah forbid, when my Mother goes… I’ll be in jail for tax evasion the next year. (And don’t worry Mom… I’m not telling people my social security number… I don’t need my identity stolen twice!)
Mamadukes: Blah blah blah….you get an extra $500 back because I missed something. Hopefully the government catches it and they’ll just drop that in your account. If not we will re-file.
Rocco: Oh that’s so awesome!! I hope they catch it. It’s like free money!!! My saving account is going to so joyful.
Mamadukes: It’s kind of like sweet serendipity. *chuckle*
Rocco: Oh wow. Was that just a Lee D joke?? That was good. That’s a blog you silly woman.
Mamdukes: *chuckle*
Rocco: Oh by the way… Lee will be on Idol this Thursday. New single.
Mamadukes *very serious* Oh really??? I’ll have to watch.
Rocco: Oh and you just found me money to get my new tattoo. Thanks.
Mamadukes: *chuckle* Don’t you dare….
Oh Mamadukes... You adore me and my hair. And my lyrics??
Okay… reading that back it isn’t as funny as it was on the phone. But I’m going to post it anyway because I just spent 3 minutes typing it out. So, read it and at least pretend to laugh at that.
Blame her. It was Mamadukes’ dumb joke, not mine.
Ehhhh??? Ummm?? Listen to this to ease the uncomfortable-ness at HER bad joke. Not mine. Remember that.
Oh that organ heals my soul.
*dance dance* I love this song!! Heals my baby soul! *shake shake*
-Rocco
