Posts Tagged ‘intern’
I had to whip out world history and go back to freshman year and my education on Roman History. Is that even the roman numeral for 5??? I hope it is, because if not I look like an idiot who never graduated high school…. or someone who is too lazy to google.
I obviously saved “Earth Stood Still” for last even though Lee D. puts it as his first song. DUH! I’m going to ask him politely to save this for the encore during an NYC show. The anticipation throughout the whole show will be so exciting for me!! I may just pass out before he even gets to it.
Oprah was in texas too.
I really can’t even say enough how perfect this song is. I think the crowd loves this song too, but that’s obvious. Everyone is America loves this song.
And my heart just broke because it’s 1 minute of the song. Wow. Apparently, the person recording this doesn’t like this song… I was mistaken. This was the shortest version EVER!
Wow. I just feel like a boy broke up with me abruptly. Via text. Or via YouTube video. WTF?
Well, since that ended… how about pictures???
I’ve never had less pictures from this show. I have two. And one I already posted yesterday. I’m still bitter about this extremely abridged version of “ESS”.
Thank you Morgan for taking a picture and sharing. I love the name Morgan by the way… it reminds me of a socialite. I love it.
And I know I posted this yesterday but I’m pretty sure Lee D. has an un-paid intern working for him and he makes them take pictures of him in really artsy lighting.
I want to respect this intern from RCA or 19 or whatever. Being an intern sucks and if I wasn’t on the payroll I’d take the blurriest (I guess that word isn’t in the English language which is BS, because google says it is…. wordpress spell check should get a dictionary) pictures just out of spite. This intern is dedicated.
I’m pretty confident that’s what interns do because I definitely was forced to do stuff like this in my intern days.
Anyway… is there full video of “Earth Stood Still”??
Oh Oprah how I wish that wasn’t true.. because then we would get some of this:
That woman needs another cocktail.
Martha Stewart is adding another show to the Hallmark Channel and it’s about baking. So pretty much it’s every other show she has done… but with a new title, and maybe she’ll get a new KitchenAid Mixer.
The format is set up so Martha Stewart will take viewers on a step by step journey on how to bake something. Once again, this is every other show she has had.
The only awesome thing about this article, that I just wasted 2-3 minutes of my life reading, was this quote.
“I don’t think that I was put here on earth to sing and dance while I’m cooking. I’m a good teacher and I think that this show shows that and really accentuates how important a good recipe is and how exacting a science baking is.”
I wonder how many interns died to make this show???
I jest. Martha Stewart isn’t a monster. She’s Mamadukes’ idol. Mamadukes is running out to get DVR right now.
This image breaks my heart. How is she going to rule the craft world if her lip is split??
Martha Stewart busted her lip on what she says was her French Bulldog’s head…. but I really think she got into a tussle with an intern.
As Martha’s story goes, she was bending down to give Francesca (the dog) a goodnight kiss, the dog was startled and flung its head up and hit Martha in the lip.
“I was entirely startled and my neck snapped back. I felt a bit of whiplash as blood gushed forth from my split lip. Frannie was as upset as I was and cowered in her bed.”
The dog cowered in fear of the wrath of Martha Stewart.
Psssh! YEAH RIGHT!
If the dog story is even true, she definitely wasn’t kissing the dog goodnight. She was whispering judgemental things in the dog’s ear because it was sleeping against the grain and messing up the plush quilt Martha just knitted in 5 minutes… and then naturally, the dog bit her face in a rebuttal.
Though my version of the dog story sounds more truthful than the lovey dovey Martha version…I’m still going to assume that she had a fight with an intern. The intern probably didn’t milk the cow themselves, for the milk in her coffee, and that’s how the fight broke out. I give the intern props for standing up for himself…. but he’s probably Francesca’s dinner as we speak.
J Biebs went to London to perform on X Factor and Simon Cowell sat there wishing he discovered the swoop-tastic immortal.
Love him or hate him (and I’m talking about the Biebster because we all absolutely adore Simon Cowell), you can’t deny this kid has something. He is such a little pop star, and he just glides and slides around the stage like it’s nothing. I won’t even make fun of him for lip synching because he just released his acoustic album for ‘all the haters’ (his words not mine) to prove he can sing. I believe ya Biebs. You had me at “One Less Lonely Girl”. Well, actually it was before that when I saw a 15 second clip of you on YouTube swooshing your swoop.
He is just fantastic. Oprah definitely had her hands in the creation of The Biebster.
And this is what I love about X Factor… they just have no shame in loving and promoting pop music. In fact, they push to find a pop star, not someone trying “to do something different”. Let’s just add that to the list of reasons why I want to be Simon Cowell’s slave intern.
This is really just an excuse for me to post a picture of my favorite silver fox and tell you how much I <3 Anderson Cooper. I’ve never mentioned this before and it is something you all should know and accept.
I even use the “<3″ symbol (in lieu of the word “heart”) because the affection I feel for him is in the teenage, puppy love variety. It is the same way I imagine Mamadukes felt about David Cassidy (google him).
So now my silver fox, that I <3, is going to possibly have a daytime talk show. It won’t be as serious as his show on CNN, AAC 360, it will cover social issues, along with celebrities and pop culture. GOING WITH THE SMUT!!
My new dream in life ( if things don’t work out for me being Simon Cowell’s slave intern) is to be interviewed by Anderson Cooper on this said show. I mean I fancy myself a pop culture fan (or genius… I totally did not just toot my own horn… I’m pretty sure somewhere along the line someone told me that, maybe?) and I think we would have fun chatting about Lindsay Lohan, American Idol, and who his favorite Jersey Housewife is. Just gonna toss that out into the universe.
If I could watch my silver fox boo on TV twice a day… maybe I will stop watching Jersey Shore (I just lied)