Posts Tagged ‘J Woww’
It’s no secret that I like the Jersey Shore. I blame Mamadukes for that addiction. It’s as if she handed me a bag of crack and hair gel, and now I can’t stop.
I’m just gonna get into it and lay down the Jersey Shore trailer for season 4. And yes this is the season they bring the guido shenanigans to Italy.
Just from this trailer alone, I apologize to all the Italians of the world. Mi dispiace!
Some other things we learn:
1) Pauly D is sexy.
2) J Woww has giant ta-tas.
3) I’m gonna need Pauly D to stop touching tongues with that midget chick because it’s making me nauseous.
5) The Situation sexually assaulted that poor Italian girl. Language barrier is not an excuse in the courts.
6) Ronnie is definitely on steroids.
7) Pauly D is extremely good-looking.
Mamadukes is so stoked!
-Rocco
Random Pictures That Should Be Seen
Posted on: June 6, 2011
This is totally random and these two pictures have absolutely nothing to do with one another…. as far as I know.
Why is David Hasselhoff just now being sponsored by Del Monte and getting an ice pop in the shape of his physique?? This seems a little late to me.
And as for this picture I feel like there was a lot of strategic planning that Snooki and J Woww had to do to get those suitcases on the street. Snooki doesn’t look like she can direct that suitcase, so I don’t know why we were shocked about her driving skills.
And the only way I can relate David Hasselhoff to the Jersey Shore picture is if he’s hiding under that creepy white mask, which would be such a twist.
-Rocco
A group of parents let their children be made over by Snooki and J Woww. Let me just remind you how Snooki and J Woww dress and who they hang out with.
Yes… that girl has a beaded shirt, but that white blazer makes it a total classic look.
Anyway… these people made over children. Like a makeover…. like Cher and Dionne did to Tye in Clueless.
This is my worst nightmare…. it’s like Toddlers & Tiaras from hell.
The scariest part is the little girl with the Snooki poof is totally into it…. she feels like a princess.
-Rocco
- In: Books | Jersey Shore
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Isn’t getting paid to get drunk and smush enough for these people?!?!?
This is ”empowering advice for a new generation of self assured women” and a kind of “do’s and don’ts of dating”.
I think J Woww would be the last person I’d take dating advice from. I imagine myself with low cut shirts and my ass showing in my skirt if I followed her rules. Not a good look.
And if the Jersey Shore cast insists on writing books… where is Pauly D!? Mamadukes needs a Christmas present.
Pauly D: DJ/ Author
I may make fun of it… but let’s be real… I’m going to go to Barnes & Noble to read it for free.
-Rocco
Jersey Shore Season 3 Pics!
Posted on: December 6, 2010
This ones for you Mamadukes….SEASON 3 JERSEY SHORE PICTURES!!!
I really have nothing astounding and Earth shattering to say about these pictures, except I can not wait to see the shenanigans these drunken fools get into.
I’m sure all the abbreviations and acronyms will be present.
nice boots snooks... totally appropriate for the beach.
Vinny you look like a tool and Pauly D you look adorable and charming as always.
I have no idea who the hell you are
Oh Oprah! I’ve missed this show. It really puts my own life in perspective.
-Rocco
…. or start work late in the morning.
I love Regis & Kelly for many reasons:
1) Regis is super old and can do pretty much whatever he wants. I mean he could completely lose it on air (and often does), he will never get fired! Sometimes he says rude and inappropriate things to guests, or has no idea who the person. And always yells at Gelman.
2) Kelly is adorable and her and Regis together; pure gems. She also has great outfits on every morning and married to sex pot Mark Consuelos.
3) Gelman is Regis’ bitch and takes it. Probably hates his job.
4) Art Moore loves to dress as an ugly woman. I guess this only applies to the Halloween special, but I have nothing else to say about him.(Seriously, Live! With Regis & Kelly brought cross dressing to the mainstream media. And the cross dressers around the world thank them)
The video below supports most of what I said above:
The Halloween special of Regis & Kelly is my favorite episode. They are so funny! Kelly gets super into it, Art Moore dresses like an ugly woman always, Regis absolutely hates it and isn’t shy about showing it, and Gelman has to do it or he will definitely lose his job. It is so perfect.
Unfortunately, I am sure you have all seen this already, but I had to work and missed the show. Oh and there is that little fun fact that I don’t have a television.
[On a side note: people really need to put up these illegal videos a lot quicker. How do you expect employed people without television like myself to be up to date with the latest Reg and Kelly antics???]
Watch some of the fun below:
Jersey Shore cast (Gelman you will never be as charming and smooth as Pauly D… sad excuse)
The Kardashians (ART MOORE… YOU ARE THE BEST, and ugliest woman ever….. and plus totally not gay A.C. Slater is a special guest. Score!)
Modern Family (I absolutely love this show and Kelly did a great job playing Sofia Vergara)
It’s obvious what Regis and Kelly are, but Will Ferrell is a bed bug. And for those of you who don’t live in NYC, there is a bed bug epidemic happening, so this is gross yet hilarious.
Hopefully, I will be unemployed next year (or I will call out sick), get a TV and be able to watch it live.
-Rocco
- In: Jersey Shore | Television
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Mamadukes is legit ecstatic right now… she gets to see Pauly D sing the smash hit “T-Shirt Time” for another season and smush some ladies.
Well nothing is official yet, but let’s be real these kids do not want to get real jobs, so they would for sure do another season.
That’s really all I have to say about it. I’m going to go call my Mother.
-Rocco
Jersey Shore Once Again
Posted on: September 16, 2010
I apologize that I keep posting about these people. They are just everywhere I turn!! (And the sad part is… I’m really not complaining about that)
Now all of my huge fans and avid readers will know I love nothing more than the stunning magazine covers that grace our newsstands. (see a previous post from earlier this summer)
Most notably… GQ, Details, etc. Well, they have officially been invaded by the Italian stallions of the Jersey Shore.
Yes! You read correctly. Pauly D, The Situation, Ronnie, and Vinny are on the cover of GQ. But before you freak out and say they are disgracing this acclaimed magazine…. they have gotten makeovers. I kindly placed them below. You are welcome.
If you can’t tell the difference between the before and after…. you are blinded by love my friend and should probably seek some counseling.
My favorite is Pauly D without his blowout!!
I’m gonna send this to Mamadukes and see just what she has to say about the lack of blowout. I’ll bet she just doesn’t feel the same about Pauly D.
It’s fun to see these things… but let these guidos do their thing! They are entertaining and this is how they look/dress/live. They are doing better off than most of us…. certainly better than me. And I think I like them better in their tanned and gelled (is that even the proper past tense version for hair that has gel in it???) and juiced out glory!
Tune in tonight for a new Jersey Shore on MTV. (OMG now I am promoting the show… what is my life turning into??)
-Rocco
Snooki Spears
Posted on: September 15, 2010
HAH! This is so prefect. It’s hard for me to find the words to describe this.
A friend sent this to me because they knew I would enjoy it more than the original Britney Spears tune.
Snooki’s lip synching is superb. Her choreography is exquisite. (I think she may have thrown in a fist pump) All around her interpretation is nothing but first-class.
I don’t know the motivation behind this… but I really don’t even care all that much. That just shows how devoted I am to my fellow Italian spectacles.
Now if we only had Pauly, Vinny, The Situation and Ronnie doing some *Nsync or Backstreet Boys my life would be complete.
-Rocco
1) J Woww is a giant, but pretty
2) Snooki is shorter than Danny Devito, but I can’t help but love her
3) Pauly D….his hair has not moved since 2000
-Rocco
