Posts Tagged ‘Jackie Evancho’
Today is my Grandpa-pa’s birthday. Ignazio is 90, therefore, the oldest man alive.
Not only is he the oldest man alive… but shares a birthday with a strange collection of people.
There are plenty of more people too like Cynthia Nixon, Jazmine Sullivan, Jenna Jameson, that little robot child who sings opera, Jackie Evancho, and many more.
To them, I send this:
Clearly, I’m reaching for stuff to write about before I leave you all for the day.
Who does he think this is Kanye West??
Only Kanye West will freak the F out… Simon has class. He is cool and has a calm demeanor.
Simon Cowell sat down with Matt Lauer via satellite and nothing too exciting happened. Except, I think Simon got pissed at Matt Lauer. Naturally.
1) Can the delay get any worse?? It’s stressing me out.
2) Simon Cowell is charming… I don’t care what anyone says.
3) I’m gonna start saying “literally” the way British people do. It’ll be weird for a little bit…. but it’ll work out. It’ll catch on.
4) Simon Cowell hates stage mums and therefore Toddlers & Tiaras.
5) Simon just referenced Willow Smith… he whips his hair. And I think he said Jackie Evancho, the opera singing robot kid, lip synchs. I’m pretty sure he just said that.
6) Matt Lauer… he isn’t going to break news with you.
7) Simon Cowell doesn’t watch Idol… he reads my recaps. Duh. Get with it Matt.
8 ) Simon Cowell can come to my wedding….
9) I think Simon wants to punch Matt Lauer, which doesn’t shock me.
I like this interview.
America’s Got Talent is not a show I normally watch… but this year Prince Poppycock caught my attention and my heart.
I mean when a man is that much prettier than you… you can’t help but be intrigued. Not that I run around in Victorian makeup like Mr. Poppycock above… but if I did… he would be way prettier. Not everyone could pull off pink glitter on the eyelids like that.
I know Christmas is over, so this song is moot at this point… but tuck it away (just like Prince Poppycock does) and save it for next year.
And, I don’t know about you but when I think of Christmas and the holidays, I think of a drag queens and lots of lace and glitter, not a little cherub child with the voice of an angel.
But maybe my Christmas’ are just weird???
Did Prince Poppycock not win this past season?? I don’t even know. I think that little robot NON lip- syncher Jackie Evancho did. But comparing those two is unfair…. poor little girl doesn’t even know what a drag queen is.
I fact checked and they both suck. Michael Grimm won. He definitely slept with someone to beat those two gems above.
I totally think this chick lip synchs. 10 year olds don’t sound like that. If 10 year olds are talented, they just whip their hair back and forth, not sing in other languages.
You can skip to the 3:50 mark to hear her ‘sing’ “Pie Jesu”… which if she is singing in English this time around, it’s about Jesus eating some pie.
Or maybe she is a robot.
Or maybe I just wish I was doing something awesome like this when I was 10. I was still learning my multiplication table.
She lip synchs. It’s settled.
Ummmm…. what is this I see??
Not the outfit I requested! Am I talking to myself here Lee D.?? But whatev… it’s the holiday season. And that backdrop is the most obnoxious Christmas thing I’ve seen yet… and I love every gold speckle on it!!
Anyway, Lee bear is in Orlando, Florida at Disney World taping his segment for the Christmas parade/concert/celebration thing that will air on Jesus’ birthday. I know he is singing “Little Drummer Boy” but I just had a day dream of him singing “Santa Baby” and lol’ed. That would be pretty f-in funny and awkward… aka something I want to see on Christmas morning.
(something like the Pussy Cat Dolls is what I imagine. No?? Not Lee bear style you say??)
Anyway, he is 92 miles away from his band on that stage and they put him smack dead in the center of the winter wonderland-scape. I’m pretty sure he is wearing the same outfit from Graceland. (Oh you haven’t heard???… I’m turning this blog into a fashion one.)
He will be joined by robot kid /opera singer Jackie Evancho (I’m confident she lip synchs), Glee’s Amber Riley, Mariah Carey (who better sing her only good christmas song, “All I Want For Christmas Is You”), Darius Rucker , Selena Gomez, and a bunch of other people who I don’t really care to see.
So all in all, on Christmas morning (or just December 25th to some people), we will watch this stupid show and watch Ryan Seacrest make awful jokes for probably 2 hours just to see the only person that matters on that bill… Lee bear.
That would have been funny if I said Darius Rucker.
My dearest Prince Poppycock came in 4th place?!?!??!?! WTF???!?!!?
How could this little freakazoid not win??? I thought America loved drag queens who belted out some Opera?? How do you explain the success of Cher?
I feel like I am watching an Opera on PBS but the producers of Bravo and/or Logo are involved
Apparently America has no idea talent when they see it. I believe Lady Gaga sabotaged Mr. Poppycock because let’s be real… he is a threat to her image. He looks way better without pants than she does. And he may not be running around in a dress that spoils, but he certainly has the sass and pizzaz to overthrow the Ga.
But let’s not fret about a loss. Lets rejoice that the kid opera bot, Jackie Evancho, did not win. She scares me. If you poured water on her head (not sure why you would, but if you did) she would for sure short-circuit, and would no longer be able to sing in the creepy little angel voice that she does. I think she lip synched last night.
So alas, the winner is Michael Grimm. To be honest not really sure who he is, I only focused on the freaks and robots this year (my poppycocked prince and kid bot). But this is what he does:
Kinda sorta have a crush on him and his little curly fro. Again anyone but the kid bot will do.
Oh and if you, unlike me, were keeping tabs all season some group called Fighting Gravity were thrown into the final 4 mix. Again, how guys dressed in neon suits beat out the Prince, I do not know.
So another year has passed on America’s Got Talent…. Another season I have not watched.
My thoughts while watching:
It sounds so unnatural.
It scares me.
She has to be a robot.
This must be fake.
It was synched together is post production.
I’m gonna stop watching this.