Posts Tagged ‘Japan’
I can’t read Japanese but I assume it says something about his ass looking great in blue and red tights.
Right?
Look at that face. That face can carry the Spiderman franchise.
-Rocco
P Mac Helps Japan
Posted on: March 30, 2011
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Be more charming P Mac. Please. I don’t think anybody is in love with you quite yet.
That video says it all. We should all go get “New Orleans” on April 5th.
-Rocco
Bradley Cooper’s Smile Is Magical
Posted on: March 16, 2011
- In: Bradley Cooper | Tidbits
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I’m not gonna lie…. I’m having a shitty ass day. And I know I sound like a brat saying that because oh I don’t know??… I’m in America and not Japan! But sometimes there is just an air of anxiety and not funniness (I’m pretty sure that’s an actual doctor’s diagnosis. Exact wording and all. Trust me.) that can linger. Ya know??
And the point of me telling you that is to say that seeing Bradley Cooper’s smile and piercing blue eyes is like magic. I smiled at my computer screen like an insane person when I saw these pictures. That face could probably end wars.
Are you not all feeling a little happier??? That hair is like an anti-anxiety medication to me right now. (Oh, and that’s Abbie Cornish for the fellas)
So yeah… take a gander at that and smile.
And to really laugh… watch this Dane Cook bit on having a shitty ass day.
Ummm. SO TRUE!
-Rocco
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Like he should be.
If I think about it hard enough.. I may come to the conclusion that he’s the original angel muffin in my life.
I mean, look at this picture… how can he not be??
He’s rocking an L.L. Bean sweater like it’s nobody’s business.
I’m so obsessed with the Coop today. I had one conversation about him and I just can’t stop googling Anderson Cooper to see what he’s been doing.
Want to know what he’s been doing?? Saving the world one news cast at a time.
Ask me what I did today? I’ll tell you. I watched Prison Break for the 49539th time and convinced myself that I’d be able to break out of prison. Then I contemplated what crime I would actually have the guts to commit that would send me to prison.
I should aspire to be the Coop. We ALL should aspire to be the Coop.
-Rocco
PS I decided I would rob a Duane Reade. It’s so over priced.
Lee D. Is Livid At Oprah
Posted on: March 11, 2011
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WHOA!! What in the world was Oprah doing last night?? Saving the world?? What was more important than her going to the red carpet event that was the Lee D. concert at Viper Alley, which I’m pretty sure is a high-class strip club??? (Is that the conclusion?? Because that’s what I decided and until I see proof of anything else…. I’m gonna go with that.)
He’s so mad. I have evidence of his rage.
HEY! Where's Oprah!! This is bull!
Thankfully Red Beanie Blog has come to the rescue and has a million videos posted, because to be honest… I don’t feel like spending my morning trying to find them. And I’m probably not going to discuss all of them because it seems like he sang a lot, and you can only say awesome so many ways.<—- Look at me being nice.
Let’s talk about his ensemble… and yes people… that’s what you call an ensemble. Carrie Bradshaw would date him with this outfit. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed if he had this outfit on… but he’d have to have this on at all times.
That jacket is superb… SUPERB! I’m pretty sure he fashioned it himself a la Project Runway whilst on the plane to Chicago. He’s so innovative.
Ahh my fingers hurt from all the sewing I did.
LOOK AT THAT!! Piping… I haven’t seen a blazer with piping on it since my 1st grade school picture. So legit…. such a fashionista. Someone else dressed him… and that person was clearly a gay man who time traveled from the 1990′s. That’s a compliment by the way… this is my favorite outfit EVER.
But then as I scroll down the bod…. I knew something had to be wrong. Did you trip, fall and rip your jeans brother??
ooo my knees are cold
He must have tripped over a stripper heel and ripped his jeans. We all still agree this was another strip club right?? I can’t get off that idea. Or did that joke make him seem like a sleazy guy?? It doesn’t matter.
Okay… MUSIC!
“Beautiful Like You”… I stepped on Twitter for a second last night and heard rumblings this was the new single. UGH! Whatever Lee D….. don’t come crying to me when Dancing Baby runs away from home because you decide to sing slow songs all the time!!
Say it ain't so Daddy-o!!!... I've been practicing for nothing?!?!
(That’s a pissed baby)
Anyway, I can deal with this song…. good melody and there is repetition in it. I love love love repetition. (Wow. Just cracked myself up). Plus, he won’t have to move around a lot when he performs this, which we know he loves… perfect!
That was just beautiful. I don’t want him to stop stop stop singing it. And I have no idea what he’s saying at the end (work on the diction) but I’ll just pretend he’s complaining about the lack of Oprah.
“Stay”… not “Stay Here”… shit.
I think he spilled bleach on his jeans. You’re clothes are not so well-kept… but the hair is banging.
Will he just freaking perform “Stay Here” and stand up for 3 minutes… that’s all I ask. Anyway… good performance. This is the song that scares me when he screams… I forgot about that. He shouts. And he’s so demanding and it makes me want to not stay anywhere. Annnnd Linc the Sink you are just kiiiiiiillling it on the ivories.
evidence of mofo-ness
Do people go up to Linc the Sink afterward and say “dude… you tickle those ivories like a mofo??” because you should. I may have to get figurative balls to do that.
Okay…. I have to do this in segments because I just can’t sit here and watch Lee D. for 45 minutes straight. I know what I just said is blashpemous… I’m sorry. Please do not hate me. I have to do it in pieces to be funny.
I’ll be back!
-Rocco
Rocco Resorts To Nick Carter
Posted on: February 9, 2011
You know things are bad when I’m forcing Nick Carter on you.
I have no idea what to write today and nothing funny is happening. Or I can’t make things seem funny. Either or.
Since that seems to be the case for the past 2 hours as I sit here staring at a blank screen with endless “drafts” written and shelved…. I guess I’ll just post a video of Nick Carter singing his new single “Just One Kiss”.
He looks super awkward on stage…. by himself… and without choreography. That’s kind of what I look like when I’m asked to speak in front of a group of people.
The Backstreet Boys are so good… and Nick Carter is great too.
That’s all.
-Rocco
SHUT UP!
1) I have to use D Man’s full birth/Oprah given name in the actual title until I’m a star and people know who I’m talking about. Soooo let’s say like another week?? Then it’s full on D Man and if you have no idea who I speak of… stop having a life and read this every hour on the hour!
2) I love Twitter. I used to hate Twitter, but now I love it. I even capitalize Twitter as if it’s a proper noun. It probably is right?? Anyway, I love it. It’s my exclusive “source”. I’m pretty sure that’s how US Weekly does it.
3) Oh and sorry about neglecting D Man yesterday… he just didn’t do anything… well I threw him into a post about my muse Lee D. We’re gonna have a three-way scrabble game one day. It’ll be aired live. Don’t you worry about that.
Okay… so back to D Man telling people to shut their pie hole!
this is supposed to be a picture of him eating actual food, but apparently that doesn't exist. I apologize for this lame replacement.
I saw this conversation on Twitter while I was looking for actual information about his new album (more on that later)
So, as you can see.. he didn’t tell this person to shut up exactly… but I’m going to assume that’s what he wanted to say. I have a lot to say about this.
1) This person who is trying to start a fight with D Man had a background of Japanimation-esque things. Is that even how you spell it?? I hate that stuff so much I can’t even be bothered to Google it and spell it correctly.
2) I’m confident it’s in their contract to make fun of American Idol afterward. And when Idol puts people like this on…
I'm a douche
….and like this….
- I don’t speak proper English and probably am a terrorist. A fancy terrorist
… and mix it with some Steven Tyler; people are going to make fun of it. So calm down person who is trying to fight with D Man. He probably knows karate.
3) This person just negated everything they said with that last statement “that’s the point of the audition eps”… exactly.. so why did you take the time to say this in the first place???
4) D Man had a polite response, but I’m sure he showed his friend and then in unison they said “mind your business crazy”.
Thanks for reading my rant on that whole thing. I feel better about it. On to the real hard-hitting news.
You just finished the vocals?? Dude can you hurry up and release something. I don’t care if it’s a 30 second clip. As long as it’s the 30 second clip of the song you did with Ryan Tedder.
And oh my Oprah look what I just found. My heart leaped and my stomach dropped. And though that sounds painful and like I should see a doctor… that just means I fell in love.
They should just frame this and send it to me. Seriously. If you could get on that D Man, I’d appreciate it. I’ll tweet you my address.
That’s all I have. The album is almost done, but I feel like he’s been saying that for quite some time… so like 2012?? Excellent.
-Rocco
PS Shameless plug time. You can read my take on AI auditions HERE. FYI.. I made fun of people…
Duh… I forgot.
We should watch his video for “Just One Kiss”, his new single that may only be released in Japan because that Japanese loooooooove Nick Carter. I should probably move there.
If this album is not going to be released state side, I’m fully willing to illegally get my hands on it. Pop music, and definitely anything Backstreet Boys/Nick Carter is like crack to me. I’ll go to the black market if I have to. Don’t test me.
Anyway… I want to frolic on the beach with Nick Carter.
Why is pop music so good??
This is such a simple song, yet I love it so. Don’t deny it… you kinda like it too.
If I have any secret admirers out there that want me to fall in love with them… just make it like a pop song and/or Titanic and I’m yours.
-Rocco
Nick Carter Has Video???
Posted on: December 29, 2010
Ok Nick Carter has a whole life that I know nothing about. I feel like he’s cheating on me.
He had time to record a whole album. When did this even happen?? I just saw him in August and then he was off playing Titanic without me. Here is the track list to prove it and here is the album cover to prove it even more:
1. Burning Up Feat Briton “Briddy” Shaw
2. Not The Other Guy
3. So Far Away
4. Addicted
5. Special
6. Falling Down
7. Just One Kiss
8. Great Divide
9. Nothing Left To Lose
10. Falling In Love Again
11. I’m Taking Off
Hey there stallion. Okay…. after looking at that picture, I’m not mad.
“Just One Kiss” is your typical pop song… but it’s a gem in my ears and eyes and heart and soul and every other orifice of my body. Unconditional love for Mr. Carter.
I’m kinda of afraid to swim in the ocean (and by kind of afraid I mean f-in terrified of the dirty Jersey Shore and it’s syringes) but I’d frolic around with him any day.
He kind of looks like a more attractive, less scary version of Julian Assange. And I’ll tell you one thing… I’d wikileak around the world with Nick Carter. (I tried to make a sexual joke there and it didn’t really work)
-Rocco
I’m just going to let you know this isn’t a post about how I made out with Nick Carter. Unfortunately.
I love pop music (duh). And I love anyone who sings great pop music (double duh). This all started with the Backstreet Boys. (keep reading, I promise I won’t talk about the Backstreet Boys)
Buuuuuut….. I am going to talk about Nick Carter.
Mr. Carter is releasing a solo album. I think this is only happening in Japan because the Asians are one of the few cultures who appreciate Nick Carter, and I guess the first single is “Just One Kiss”.
Now, I’m sure this isn’t going to gain him a million new fans and change the record industry… but since it’s Nick Carter and I must have unconditional love for him and the other Backstreet Boys. No matter what they do, I have to support it and promote it. (unless of course murder is involved… then I’d pretend I was an *Nsync fan the whole time) It was the deal I made has 12-year-old, and I stick to my promises.
I know, I know …your life is the exact same as it was 3 minutes ago, and you may even feel you have wasted 3 precious minutes of your life.
But, I think we should at least give it a chance. If not for Nick Carter, do it for the Eastern world. If the Asians like it, we could try it. I mean I thought I’d never try sushi, but they got me on that one.
I'm pretty sure this says "The Backstreet Boys heart Japan and vice versa"
-Rocco
