Posts Tagged ‘Jim Carrey’
So, apparently American Idol was pretending to be X Factor and airing whenever it felt like it, so Idol aired last night after the Giants miraculously made it into the Superbowl. (HOLLA!)
I missed the show because one it was at 11PM and because no one is ever in the right mind-set to watch American Idol at 11PM. Please tell me the show lasted two hours and people stayed up until 1AM watching this.
Anyway, there are multiple sites you can go to for recaps, but not The Revolution because Boyfriend PP wasn’t present….
Did anyone have any idea Jane Carrey auditioned for Idol?? I sure didn’t… the media did a shitty job letting the world know about it. She must be bad and/or not go very far.
Of course they give her a fan to blow her hair and let her go to Hollywood. Who would say “no” to Jim Carrey’s daughter??
And then there was a Wolf who may or may not have a criminal record:
I’m so afraid of this man and his got fiddle.
Let’s start a rumor J Lo is dating Wolf. That would be cool.
So, I’m sure you’ve all heard about the Jim Carrey ode to Emma Stone video by now (I didn’t want to post it because I’m pretty sure Jim Carrey is suffering another nervous breakdown and I can’t sleep at night knowing I exploited that), so of course other comedians are jumping on the bandwagon.
Kathy Griffin does it right and shouts out to J Biebs! It’s perfect. She hits all the high points of why an older woman should love the little angel muffin.
Sorry for two of these in a row…. this one was too good to pass up.
Jim Carey has a mohawk and as far as I know this isn’t for a movie. He consciously wanted to look like this.
…..If you count dating Ace Ventura as succeeding after being told you’re not pretty enough to be a model by Tyra Banks.
Anchal Joseph, the said contestant that no longer has self-esteem because of Tyra Banks, found some loving with Jim Carrey.
I don’t really find this news worthy at all… in fact I don’t really care all that much.
It just makes me miss Tyra Banks, America’s Next Top Model, Nigel Barker, and it makes me wish I was taller so Tyra could tell me I’m not good enough.
Oh and it makes me want to watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective so badly…. I’m going to blow off my Saturday plans and watch that, if there isn’t already a marathon on of Top Model. And if that’s the case then I like to watch that, whilst eating a lot of food, and pretend I’m taunting the models.
That’s James McAvoy thinking really hard about something X Men think really hard about.
I’m not really into X Men, shocking I know, but I had no idea James McAvoy was involved. I would have been a massive X Men fan.
Apparently, he’s in the new movie and that’s why he is making that face.
This guy is in the new movie too…. and I’m not sure why he’s in that outfit, but he looks like he’s doing something super significant as well.
I like his hat… kind of medieval. Like that place Medieval Times. (Side note: ever been there?? Super fun!)
This post is so stupid, I’m sorry.
I just wanted to tell any straight guy who may read this that there is a new X Men movie being filmed…. I have no idea when it’s coming out though. Look it up.
This is hilarious. Jim Carrey cracks me up.
That is all.
Jason Mraz is crazy.
1) He recently got engaged to someone named Tristan Prettyman (thank Oprah she is actually pretty), when I could have sworn he was dating that Colbie Caillat chick. I need new sources (not my dumb friends). I guess that’s not his crazy going on, that’s my lack of interest in who he’s sleeping with.
2) He’s obsessed with the number 23. Let me tell you why. (this is the part that makes him mental)
I feel like I just lost my mind reading that. I’m instantly trying to relate a number to my life… ANY NUMBER!!!
I can’t even think of one random number that seems to repeat itself.
I’m going to say these aren’t coincidences. Those bullet points about his tattoo, the engagement, and the ring were decisions. Get a dictionary Mraz. Maybe get 23 of them… so you can check the difference of definition between ”coincidence” and “decision” 23 times.
P.S. What is with everyone getting engaged this month?? I feel so left out. I bet I could name 23 people who just got engaged!
*GASP* DAMN YOU JIM CARREY!!! *shakes fist at Jim Carrey*