Posts Tagged ‘Joshua Ledet’
I Don’t Think Phillip Phillips Wants To Be Lifted Up To Anywhere With Jessica Sanchez
Posted on: May 24, 2012
The poor man is probably peeing out chunks of his kidneys, hasn’t had a proper meal in weeks, can’t goof around with Heejun Han, and can’t make Joshua Ledet feel uncomfortable with his sexuality, so the producers punish him some more and make him sing “Lift Us Up Where We Belong” with Jessica Sanchez? Awful idea.
I mean, if this song has to be done.. get Heej up there. Or even Joshua.
Lift me up where we belong, Heej.
Okay!
I’m jealous of your love, PP
Anyway, here is Phillip Squared in so much pain, because I assume he’s forced to wear that suit and sing this awful song, he as to sit on a stool. (PS I kinda like Jessica Sanchez’s dress… just wanted to share that)
Love that he didn’t move his ass from that stool… this poor kid must feel like shit. GO TO A DOCTOR!
-Rocco
I can’t even bring myself to watch the whole thing. Joshua Ledet should never duet with anyone but Phillip Phillips. I much prefer their awkward, homoerotic love duets than this confusion.
At some points I honestly couldn’t tell who was the man and who was the woman.
OK this part is an edit for Revolution-er Jenn. We discussed this privately but needs to be shared: Fantasia’s cat suit was inappropriate and out of control. She looked like a drag queen. I tried to specifically make an entire post on it but I just didn’t have time (or the stomach for it) so right here and now I will tell you that I did not need to see her camel toe for 3 minutes. I’d rather see Joshua in that outfit. Or PP… let’s be real; his chest hair would look fantastic sprouting from that pleather)
And the screaming. Why? The freak out screeching was unnecessary!
I mean, if they are going to make us watch these two on stage, why not have them sing that awesome Fantasia song about collard greens and corn bread. <– that’s seriously one of her songs.
Let’s just reminisce about the good times.
Forced bromance? Dueling racist pianos? Golden stuff, you guys.
-Rocco
Heejun Han Is Obviously The Star Of This Show: American Idol Season 11 Finale
Posted on: May 24, 2012
(I think I need to add that to every title so people get really annoyed with me and stop reading this blog)
Of course American Idol has to ruin the finale by making the top 12 sing a really bad rendition of Bruno Mar’s “Runaway Baby”. Do they have to keep bastardizing this song? The only breath of fresh air was Heejun Han being perfect and awesome once again and the fact that Erika Van Pelt (or whatever the hell her name is) went back to blonde because she’s tired of being mistaken for Kris Jenner.
Who choreographed this? And why didn’t they force these kids to lip synch this.
Did Tommy Hilfiger dress them again? He is officially the worst designer; why is everyone wearing white Memorial weekend didn’t happen yet… what kind of yuppie doesn’t know this golden rule?
Anyway, Heejun needs his own show. I don’t even care what he does on the show he just needs to be on television for at least an hour once a week. Hearing Heejun Han scream into the microphone “there’s only one carrot and they all got to share it” may be the 2nd greatest thing I’ve ever heard (“Home” being the 1st).
-Rocco
Who needs accessories when your chest hair is bursting through your mundane colored button downs? Not P Squared!
Poor Phillip Phillips had to learn 3 songs this week when all he wants to do is fake sick and skip out on those dumb ass car commercials, but boy pulled through, because he’s a trooper, and put his kidney issues aside to learn some lyrics. It’s obviously the power of the chest hair.
You have to crop his photos just right because the chest flair (and yes I’m substituting “flair” for “hair”) is too much to handle.
Beggin? OH GOD SO MANY SEXUAL PUNS! Listen. I’m just gonna say what every female and gay man thought last night : “I’m not above beggin’ for P Squared to be 2 inches from my face all night”. Right?
This performance was great. It was full of funny faces, grey shirts, growling vocals… at one point I was beggin’ (see what I did there?) for it to be over so I could breathe like a normal person again.
I need to break him and his girlfriend up… possibly with a rumor of a disease?? (BAM SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!) Just kidding. I won’t do that. I’ll just send him letters everyday.
It’s really symbolic that he’s singing a song called diseases… I mean, he has like 2 diseases in his body and they are called kidneys.
I don’t mean to be crass but I’ll let PP give me a disease and I wouldn’t even be mad about it. Just want to throw that out there and see if he catches it.
(I’m jealous of sexy sax woman. Why is she so close to Phillip every week? So unfair. She was probably a massive nerd in middle school with that damn sax and now she’s blowing it right next to P Squared)
I had no clever transition for this one. I’ll just let the string section handle it. There’s no need for humor when the string section is making everything awkward on stage for Phillip Phillips. Keep rubbing your upper thigh P Squared… THERE’S NOTHING HOT ABOUT THAT!!
Now… I can’t embed a video of his homecoming but click HERE to watch it because the boy is touching stuffed animals and cries with his dad. TEARS!! Oh god! I really wished he would’ve wiped his tears with one of the dead animals. That would have been oddly erotic.
I’m obviously willing to give up my life in the big city to work in a taxidermy shop in Leesburg, GA with the Phillips, let’s be real.
Phillip Phillips is actually going to win this thing isn’t he? My god American Idol voters are sexist racists and if that just means we get to see more PP, then I’m down with that.
Thought I’d leave ya with a little chest hair flair.
I can’t wait until Jessica Sanchez gets voted off and we have the most homoerotic finale between Phillip Phillips and Joshua Ledet.
-Rocco
What Have YOU Done For The Economy Lately? Not Saving It Like Phillip Phillips Is
Posted on: May 17, 2012
It’s obviously the chest hair.
I love Obama as much as the next white girl from NYC, but maybe Phillip Phillips should step into the race. His chest hair can run as his VP.
I’m pretty sure Jessica Sanchez and Joshua Ledet didn’t save the economy this week.
-Rocco
Phillip Phillps Just Changed My Life
Posted on: May 10, 2012
Thanks to fellow Revolution-er and Phil Phillip aficionado, Sammie, I know have the video of the homoerotic duet “This Love”, and it’s even better than I thought.
MY GOD!
I know I fall in love with a new boy every other week, but there is just something about P^2. And there’s definitely something about him when he’s singing about banging some chick.
If you forget about the strange dueling race pianos (black man by the black piano and white man by the white piano… COME ON NIGEL LYTHGOE!) this is the sexiest thing you’ll ever see. Oh and get rid of Joshua too… NOW it’s the sexiest thing you’ll ever see.
Seriously…. P to the second power… why does your voice not live in my ear drum and why does your face not live behind my eyelids? (I should really be a poet).
And his 5’0clock shadow is making me undress him with my imagination. Just saying.
I know I said I didn’t care if he went home, but I’m gonna miss him. He needs to stay.
PS how are his kidney’s?
-Rocco
The gays are having the best week ever! (Minus North Carolina sucking at life)
Listen. I want/need to make out with Phillip Phillips, (I don’t care if he has a girlfriend. Sometimes home wrecking needs to happen to stop the divorce rate from increasing) and thanks to the American Idol producers my need for PP has intensified.
I usually hate the producers of this show, but when they force the clearly in the closet (I’m just assuming because it’s funny) Joshua Ledet to sing a duet, with some sexy innuendos, with the clearly Republican Georgia native Philip Phillips, it’s the greatest thing ever. It’s so homoerotic and I just wish the both of them were shirtless for some reason.
This season of American Idol should win an Emmy.
Last week these two “lovers” sang “You Lost That Loving Feeling” and now they’re singing Maroon 5′s “This Love”.
I can’t find the live performance of this (I have the studio recording) but just let me imagine P^2 trying to wrap his arms around Joshua again.
Heejun Han is seething with jealousy.
-Rocco
I mean, don’t get me wrong… I loved every moment of it.
I copped this from another blog.
American Idol Live-ish blog blew up in my face once again (but don’t worry, I watched Real Housewives of New Jersey, Glee AND procrastinated getting any form of work done for about 4 hours by sitting on Tumblr), but we got all the recaps right here!
1) That Joshua Ledet/ P^2 duet was the most awkward thing I ever did see. Why would you make a possible gay, black man and a probable Republican from Georgia sing “You Lost That Loving Feeling”?? It was uncomfortable, yet genius. Not to mention… P^2 looked completely high the entire time which explains his maneuver at the end.
I love P^2′s “my kidney’s don’t hurt tonight” grin the entire song, especially while the two of them sat uncomfortably on the stools. But seriously… PP is drunk or on NyQuil (my kind of guy) right? But, with that being said, that glazed over look is hot.
The absolute best part of that mess was Joshua Ledet’s refusal to be touched by P^2. Who would deny that man’s arms around them? He could have Ebola and I’d let P^2 touch me… touch me anywhere. True story.
Joshua is an idiot and for that reason alone needs to go home.
2) “The Letter”.
Now, I’m sure you massive Lee DeWyze fans were burning P^2 at the stake for this one, but to be fair, P^2 didn’t even sing the actual melody of this song and literally sang notes that don’t even exist, so it’s okay.
That whole performance brings me back to my “drunk theory”. I feel like PP is over this American Idol shit and just wants to take himself, his chest hair, and his dysfunctional kidney’s back to Georgia, which by the way will probably happen tonight.
He’s so happy.
3) “Time Of The Season” .
I can’t find video for it, but I’m just going to assume it was so bad it was good, just like the rest of the night.
Word on the street is that Phillip Phillips is going home tonight. I’m going to tell you why this is a good thing.
A) We don’t have to watch this show anymore
B) The winner of American Idol is never that successful (use about the last 5 winners as a reference and you’ll nod your head in agreement), so by him being booted tonight he might have a chance of survival.
C) I don’t have a third point, but you kind of need 3 points to make these look legit.
-Rocco
American Idol Live-ish Blog?? Will Rocco Be Able To Make Fun Of These People Sing British Music
Posted on: May 2, 2012
First off, what the hell does British Week even mean? Just let these people sing what they want so we can weed out the ones we hate and will never buy music from quickly.
Two, American Idol Live-ish blog will probably blow up in my face once again tonight, so I’m not going to waste my time and write a long intro. I just want to let the government know that by denying me a live stream of FOX you are a) forcing me to do other illegal things to pay my rent b) pissing Revolution-ers off!
See the kind of work I have to do??
And Oscar has to participate in Twilight Parody web videos staring members of the Animal Kingdom. Not good. Trust me. (I’m imagining this and cracking up by the way).
Anyway, lets see if this works… if not, lets just remember the good times and by good times I mean Phillip Phillips making Usher look like Urkel.
I’m gonna need P^2 to never shave again and to lose some buttons on his shirt.
Check back tomorrow for recaps. The Government has found me out!
-Rocco
There’s nothing I love more than someone who fakes sick to get out of hectic schedules. Shit.. sometimes I think of ways I can fake my own death to get out of obligations that I want no part of, and I now realize the only excuse I haven’t used is “my kidney’s are deteriorating”.
I know I posted P^2′s performance of “The Stone” but this bad quality video is better because we discover that P^2 fakes sick to get out of the busy AI schedule. In lieu of filming demented music videos and being forced to hang out with these losers, he lounges around being awesome.
1) Joshua Ledet is over it and wishes he came up with some sort of ailment so he can stay home and google Fantasia all day.
2) Hollie Cavanaugh doesn’t have an accent more. She can’t even fake an accent for her run of the show, how can she expect herself to fake a sickness to get a day off? She needs to get her head out of her ass.
I’ve only concluded that P^2 has just gotten more awesome.
By the way, J Lo called that performance “obscure and artsy”. J Lo is a giant idiot.
-Rocco
