Posts Tagged ‘Joy Behar’
Does she not have a nanny??
What kind of celebrity mom is she???!!
A mother spending time with her child is ludicrous. I feel like I’m watching a freakin’ Lifetime movie.
This kid is getting a free ride. At least put him to work. Why do you think I keep Dancing Baby around??? Dancing Baby answers emails from the people I don’t care about, and he answers my phone.
Call my phone. That’s how we answer the phones around here.
PS I’m cracking myself up with the image of me having people work for me. Do you know the amount of work that wouldn’t get accomplished? I’ d post maybe 5 things a day… if that.
Okay… so I decided I need to ask Lee D. who his favorite lady on The View is, and the only way to ask is ” say who your favorite View lady is on the count of three… 1, 2, 3…..”
It’s about a 50% chance he’ll get this right. He can say Barbara Walters but she’s barely there, he can say Sherri … but she thinks the world is flat, so that’s just dumb and I’m confident Lee knows that the world is round.
He can also say Sister Mary Clarence (Whoopi Goldberg) or Joy Behar. I’d prefer one of these two. If he says the former that means he loves Sister Act… and really who doesn’t?? And if he says Joy Behar, that means that we’ll look each other in the eyes and fall into a friendship. Joy does that for people.
But… if he says Elisabeth… we’ll have some issues. I just disagree with everything that comes out of that woman’s mouth. She wears cute clothes… but, in my opinion, she is just out of her mind.
You see where I’m getting at?? This will have to be the first question. It’ll let us know if we should continue or not with the interview Jamboree.
And I have some evidence that the interview will continue on.
Okay… he sings “Hallelujah” and he’s wearing blue. Wonderful. He looks like an angel. But what’s really important is this….
Okay… this isn’t the really important part but how funny/frightening is that???
It’s hilarious because it’s baby Lee and giant Lee. Giant Lee looks like he’s serenading baby Lee and baby Lee looks like he wants to be anywhere else in the world.
And it’s frightening because twins scare me. Freak me the F out. I don’t want two of anything in my life. Not even two Lee D.’s because that would just freak me out and annoy me. I don’t need TWO Lee bear’s ignoring me. I can’t carry on TWO fake fights. It’s too much.
But the whole point of this business was for me to explain why me and Lee D. could potentially be besties after the age-old question”Who’s your favorite View lady??”
Lee bear is clearly pissed that Joy Behar and/or Sister Mary Clarence are not greeting him after that performance.
Lee is biting his lip because what he really wants to shout is “WHERE’S JOY!?!?!?!”
So… after seeing this… I’m confident after the question is asked… me and Lee D. will high-five, eat some kiwi, and get on with the interview with nothing but smiles and laughter.
I’ll get to the soldier part later…. but right now I’m just annoyed that I’ve been up for 7 hours and lazy bones is just rolling out of bed.
Actually… I don’t know this for a fact (obviously), but I’m just going to assume that because he’s just saying good morning now. And even though he may be on west coast time (ugh I hate time zones), which made it 11ish (because it took me 48548 hours to write this stupid thing)…. I’m glad he got up in time to watch The View. Add that to the “Me & My Jealousy” list.
I bet he loves Sister Mary Clarence too… and possibly Barbara Walters. Who doesn’t love Babs??
I just thought of a brilliant question…
Rocco: Okay.. LD on the count of 3… say your favorite lady on The View… 1, 2, 3…
Rocco/Lee D: JOY!
Rocco: I was going to hit you if you said Elisabeth. *high-five*
Yes, I’m going to call him LD to his face (That or Mr. DeWyze.. I haven’t decided what’s more appropriate) and yes he’s going to say Joy Behar.
Anyway… thanks for the lame tweet good sir. I know everyone else got excited and responded… but I’m not gonna say anything (I’ll just write this…) until you say something so earth shattering (or earth standing still-ish???) that I feel so compelled to tweet you something in return.
Positive reinforcement is what I’m talking about. Google it.
(never seen this…. have you??)
Boy: What are you doing dude??
Lee D: Googling “positive reinforcements”… I don’t know what she’s talking about.
Boy: As per usual.
And on to this soldier thing… I was looking for a very specific picture that had NOTHING to do with soldiers, war, uniforms, bad crew cuts etc…. and this is what popped up.
I don’t really understand why some one would CGI his face on a WWII soldier (that might be Civil War uniform… I haven’t watch the History Channel in a few weeks. I don’t know)… but who am I too judge? I’m the one that has him as a bull fighter, wearing a freakin’ awesome hat… and there is definitely one of him holding Edurado. But Eduardo is his companion, so that’s cool.
I’m really glad Lee D. isn’t a soldier in the 1940′s because he looks like my Grandpa-pa (Seriously) and I can’t have a pseudo, fake crush on someone who looks like my Grandpa-pa. That’s awkward.
I don’t even remember what this was supposed to be about. I think I just wanted to use that soldier picture, (because that is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day), in a logical post, and for some reason his tweet caused my brain to think this all was logical???
I guess I should thank Lee bear??
Thank you LD.
I know I joke about her… and still don’t understand why she sells millions upon millions of albums…. but she choked this morning on The View and I feel bad. Like she literally choked. Coughed. Had a hair ball. I don’t know, I’m not her trachea, but something was going on.
She was singing “O Holy Night” (like an angel of course) and she messed up (*gasp*). I don’t know what happened but stumbled and looked flustered.
Kudos to the fact that she kept singing… I would definitely cry. And then run to Joy Behar for consoling.
And thus the conclusion to my thesis…. Susan Boyle doesn’t lip synch. Ever.
God, I should be an f-in scientist.
** UPDATE*** you can actually preview the whole album on that link below. There is like 20 sec clips of all the tracks if you scroll down, it is below the “Live It Up” song. GOOD STUFF!
I think “The Day The Earth Stood Still” is the song that Lee, Toby Gad, and Lindy Robbins are writing in the studio in the video below. The melody sounds the same.
So a reader, Jim, (HOLLA JIM!) sent me a link to hear the song, “Live It Up”. (don’t worry… I will still buy it… I would never deprive Lee bear of funds… how else do you think he keeps his locks so bouncy?)
The website is in spanish so I have no idea what it is saying (I hope I didn’t just agree to give up my first-born child to listen to this song *crosses fingers*) but the song is there… so who cares! (Maybe I will have twins, so I could keep one anyway)
Let me start by saying, I am super bias (obviously). Lee could do anything, short of rapping, and I would be amped on it. And you are all nodding your head and agreeing, so I am preaching to the choir. And let’s just be honest with ourselves… if he started rapping, we would justify it.
The song is so classic Lee bear (as if I know him personally… but I imagine if we played in the sandbox together as children back in 1990, listening to this now, I would lean back and say “oh Lee bear… this is classic you!”)
It is romantic… he references Romeo & Juliet, calls a girl ‘darling’, talks about starving hearts, and tells you to live it up and fall in love. Great melody with a strong guitar riff, and a solid vocal…. dig it.
Annnnnnd I’m sold.
Good job Lee bear… I’m hooked. You are officially in the realm of Taylor Swift, Pauly D, and Jon Stewart (no relation Martha)… meaning we could be buddies, talk about boys, go tanning, talk politics, and I would share skittles with you. (can’t be my BFF though… Tay Tay is all over that)
* HIGH FIVE *
(just pretend that looks like he is high fiving someone… it’s funnier that way)
Live It Up is out November 16th. Go get it.
I know I just made the most obvious statement, but just wait until you see the video from The View below where he discusses how he doesn’t need any qualifications to be Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.
And now I am about to make a statement that is going to make people angry:
I know I, as a female and a respectable and intelligent human being, should hate Levi, but he is kind of cute.
There I said it… Kathy Griffin was right. I just want to have dinner with him, look at his pretty face for 2 hrs and see if he really is this stupid.
My favorite parts:
1) him wasting time by handing out roses while he thinks of how he is going to answer Grandma Walters’ tough question
2) “you don’t need a high school diploma… which I’m working on one anyway”
3) Elisabeth Hasselbeck being an idiot (I just want to punch her… way more than Levi. And that is saying a lot)
4) Aunt Joy telling him he looked good on the cover of Playgirl
God, I love America.
And he is kind of cute though, right? In an extremely dumb way.
As many of you know by now I have fictitious relationships with people in my mind (I.E. Taylor Swift is my BFF) …. do not pretend like you don’t do it too. Just like you are dating Justin Timberlake (don’t be ashamed I am going to marry Nick Carter… maybe we can have like a double wedding or something???) I’m BFF with Tay Tay and now Joy Behar is my Aunt; Auntie Joy as I call her.
Anyway Auntie Joy and family friend Whoopi Goldberg (AKA Sister Mary Clarence to the family) were doing their job of being funny (and mostly right) on The View today and some idiot annoyed them.
The said idiot is Bill O’Reilly… now I do not like to get political on this blog because my forte is boy bands, Shia Labeouf, guidos, and sex pot vampires, not Republicans VS Democrats, but I’m just gonna say this guy (and pretty much anyone on Fox news) is kind of dumb.
Auntie Joy and Sister Mary Clarence apparently feel the same way, because just as Mr. “Know-it-all” starts spewing his nonsense they leave. THEY STRAIGHT UP BOUNCED OUTTA THUR!!! OHHH SNAP!
It really gets going at around the 1:30 mark…. but I suggest you watch the whole thing so it isn’t out of context.
Grandma Walters (just FYI she is not part of the fictional family… she is just old) ruined the whole thing by saying they were wrong for walking away…. the only thing that went wrong was Auntie Joy not punching said idiot and Sister Mary Clarence not kicking him while he was down.
Just let the drama wash over you.
PS This is dedicated to my good friend A (don’t get excited, not “A” as in that Pretty Little Liar girl who sends mysterious text messages and will not return to ABC Family until January)