Posts Tagged ‘Kingston Rossdale’
I would think Suri Cruise would be the first celebrity baby photographed and covered in blood, but no… it’s Kingston Rossdale (Gwen Stefani’s baby) and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (I think the actual genetic child of Angelina Jolie’s). They are in love and apparently commit crimes together without hiding the evidence.
In Touch says Shiloh is crushing on Kingston. I can’t wait until their relationship is on a new E! reality show.
“She’s his biggest fan” is my favorite quote from this. Of course she is! Whenever you first fall in love at the age of 5, you are always their biggest fan. I mean, I loved the way Johnny kicked that ball during recess. He was so talented with that strong leg…. especially when he kicked the ball right at my face.
Their inevitable heartbreak will be great for sweeps week.
This kid Kingston is the coolest thing to ever come out of a womb. And I’m including myself in this survey, so you know it’s legit.
Kingston has been known to wear awesome-ly stylish clothes, have bad ass hair cuts and even walk around with electric blue nail polish on his nails. Well, now he’s rocking some Harry Potter spectacles and he looks too cool for school of course.
He’s so cool he doesn’t even have to hold his mom’s hand when he’s crossing the street. Mamadukes still tries to hold mine when I’m walking across 1s Ave.
… and way cooler than your kid, if you have one.
I hate to break it to you, but its the truth. He’s the coolest mofo on the block. And yes, 5 year olds can be cool mofos when they look like this:
My kid better be as dope as Kingston, that’s all I’m saying. I’ll put it right up for adoption if it doesn’t come out with a bleach blonde mohawk.