Posts Tagged ‘Kirk Cameron’
Paula Deen Is A Racist….
Posted on: March 6, 2012
Now I don’t really feel bad she has a belly full of diabetes because apparently she doesn’t like black people.
I wish she didn’t like pig tails, but unfortunately she likes those.
Paula Deen and her brother, Bubba, (God I hope that’s not his birth name) are being sued by Lisa Jackson because they use the n-word just as much as they use butter in their cooking.
- Bubba forced the black employees to only use the bathroom in the back while letting the white employees use the customers’ bathroom in the front.
- Told Lisa and another manager that they should send President Obama “to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico so he could n***er-rig it.”
“Well what I would really like is a bunch of little ni****s to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around. Now, that would be a true Southern wedding wouldn’t it? But we can’t do that because the media would be on me about that.”
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People who say being gay is “unnatural… detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization.” is a goddamn moron and really needs to have a son who loves Lady Gaga and wants to date a boy name Jesus (pronounced the Spanish way of course)
And I also can’t wait until Kirk Cameron is caught sleeping with another man… while doing drugs. Doing drugs is always the icing on the gay fruit cake.
-Rocco
And by that I mean, he’s out of his goddamn mind.
Krik Cameron, known Jesus fanatic and friend-less birthday man, of course made a movie about how America needs to go back to the ways of the founding fathers. Because… ya know?? That’s totally applicable to modern society and all.
I don’t think I’ll be seeing that in theaters. I’ll wait until it’s on Netflix, and maybe I can do an at home double feature with one of those rapture movies.
-Rocco
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No TV or pets are allowed in the Duggar household. And that is bullshit.
I watched TV growing up, and if anything I’m smarter because of it. Hello?? Felicity is a great role model.. always move to a big city for the boy you love… it will work out. I also had dogs growing up; one dog saved my life and they other dog was avant-garde and I will name my future son after him.
They should probably get TV so Michelle Duggar can watch the Style network and find a new hair do.
Anyway, let’s read on:
“I grew up watching TV, but when we got married a doctor friend of ours encouraged us not to have a pet or a TV the first year of marriage. So we did that. For the first year we lived on love,” Jim Bob tells me. “And after that someone gave us a TV and for the first three weeks we were both glued to it. Communications dropped off, we weren’t talking as much and we couldn’t believe the content on TV we didn’t think was appropriate. This is detrimental to our marriage. We prayed about it and felt we had to pull it out of our house, which we did. And I would say that is one of the best things we have done for our family.”
The couple admits they do now have a television in the house — not to watch other reality shows, but to watch “wholesome” family programs on DVD.
“We do watch DVDs — ‘The Andy Griffith show,’” Jim Bob tells me. “We are very selective about what we watch. We actually don’t watch broadcast TV.”
And forget Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp. Michelle’s favorite actor is Kirk Cameron because he refuses to kiss anyone but his wife.
“I really appreciate what he stands for. He says whenever he plays roles and whatever movie he will not kiss another woman besides his wife,” Michelle explains. “Whenever they have to do that they have figured it out that they will bring his wife in and he will kiss his wife and I’m so impressed. That’s one of my kids’ favorite actors.”
Her favorite actor is Kirk Cameron?? KILL ME NOW. I bet they watch the Left Behind DVD’s for family movie night.
As for the lack of dog thing, that makes sense because there are so many damn kids in the house the last thing they need is an animal peeing everywhere.
-Rocco
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I decided to waste an entire post and get you all excited, just to tell you that The Revolution will return tomorrow morning 9-10AM SHARP!
Starbucks better be ready with my ice chai skim latte and ripe banana. I won’t accept a banana that isn’t ripe.
I also wanted to show you a picture of Kirk Cameron’s 41st birthday party.
I guess him, two miserable girls with no personality, and some Subway sandwiches got Left Behind. (HAH! Get it??)
Tracy Gold didn’t even show up. That’s messed up.
See you dudes and dudets tomorrow! 
-Rocco
Let’s Be Honest… Kirk Cameron Is Probably “Unnatural” Too
Posted by: Rocco on: March 7, 2012
Remember when Kirk Cameron said being gay was “unnatural” and really bad for society or something completely ridiculous in that nature?? Well, Buzzfeed put together pictures of Kirk Cameron looking really gay and these are some of my favorite.
Those are pretty homolicious wouldn’t you say?
I really can not wait until Kirky is caught in some airport bathroom with Rick Santorum. That would be material that could last a lifetime.
-Rocco
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