Posts Tagged ‘Knockturn Alley’
I really have no idea where this movie is going. Every time I see shots of Ryan Gosling at work on the set of The Place Beyond The Pines he looks like Draco Malfoy, if Draco Malfoy was 40 and had a crystal meth problem.
Obviously “the place beyond the pines” is Knockturn Alley where Draco got the meth. BAM!! <— Go read a damn book if you are not laughing at that.
YouTube is like Knockturn Alley (Harry Potter joke!! YEAH! Anybody??? Anybody??)… it just leads you down this dark and twisted tunnel and then gives you random shit.
I have no idea how this came about, but as I was watching Jason Segel stuff trying to get a boost of humor in my bones, YouTube gave me this.
Now, I hate paparazzi videos 1) because they ask stupid questions (and that’s coming from me, the person who wants to ask Lee bear what his favorite planet is, so you know that it’s bad) and 2) they aren’t even smart enough to spell his name right. If you are going to harass the poor guy after a meal, at least learn to spell his last name. DeWyze….not De Wyze. No space. (unless I’m wrong because I think I only wrote out his full name like 12 times)
Anyway… have you ever seen this???? I’m gonna say a big fat NO! Right??? If you have… then watch it again.
Stupid question #1: Ask him about Charlie Sheen.What if Lee D. turned around and said that Charlie Sheen was his hero…. that would be a shock for everyone, including the drug dealers and hookers.
Stupid question #2: Ask him about the Cheesecake Factory and Feeding America. You know he’s a decent human being when the paparazzi have to ask him about his charity work.
Stupid question #3: Ask him about getting a grill in his mouth. Now, not that I wouldn’t approve of this look on him (because that would look great for the “California Love” video), but how does this question even pertain to him??
Stupid question #4: What are you going as on Halloween??
Stupid question #5: *blue grass music plays* Is that your new single???
I am glad he got a new car, I honestly couldn’t believe the expected him to drive around in that plaid thing, and I don’t honestly believe he was listening to that music. If that is the case… my fake interview just turned into an intervention for him.
Anyway…he has got to be the most boring person for a paparazzi guy/girl to run into…. and that is the biggest compliment. So kudos to you Lee bear.
And I give up for the day.