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This isn’t as shocking as them having a second child just to get on the second season of  MTV’s Teen Mom, but I’d still assume that they can tell the difference between a teenager and an adult.

Teen Mom, Farrah (Yes… the one who was a total bitch to her mom because she’d rather go out and party than take care of her child after she got knocked up at the age of 16. But how dare her mom lay down some ground rules??? Farrah is clearly a responsible teenager) tweeted about the impending birth of Kourtney Kardashian’s second child:

“I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD,”

“Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses.”

“For all who misunderstood in regards to Kourtney K. — I hope she takes her relationship with her boyfriend more seriously for their children,”

I’m shocked this intelligent young woman doesn’t know the definition of “teen”. I’m pretty sure the 32-year-old woman who is Kourtney, isn’t a teenager. And I’m also pretty sure she isn’t sitting around watching Teen Mom… she has her own reality show to script.

My absolute favorite part of this Twitter feud is the reaction that Kourtney and baby daddy, Scott Disick had:

“Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don’t get it twisted,” 

 “We’re not teenagers ya fucking moron.”

As stupid as the Kardashian’s are you have to admit that they are coming off as professors of awesome with this one. They may be fame whores, but at least they can count how old they are. Apparently, Farrah can’t count.

Nothing like a good ‘ol Twitter feud to start a Monday before I seriously contemplate a nap.

-Rocco

I really hope it’s a wedding/birthing special.

Because this family gets paid for eating a piece of toast at breakfast, I’m pretty sure that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick will televise their wedding.

Though reports are saying it will be low-key and only “close friends and family”, tell me how that doesn’t include a film crew by now?? Do they have any real friends?? Probably not.

-Rocco

 

Because every one in the Western world is starting to hate Kim Kardashian and the Kardashian franchise (I’d like to think it’s because she’s a fame whore) Kourtney Kardashian decided to get knocked up to take some of the heat off Kim.

She’s not even through her first trimester, but I’m sure Kris Jenner took load of money from US Weekly to break the news, so it’s okay. Money prevents miscarriages.

The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago — and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.
“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

I love how they added Scott Disick isn’t a morning person. Thanks for that information… does that  mean he was upset because he has to do another Kardashian E! special, or was it because he was woken up before 10AM??? We’ll never know.

 

I can only hope the kid is as cute as that other baby

Or that it learns to walk very fast and gets the hell out of there before they force it to marry another celebrity baby. Oh god… I’m giving them ideas.

-Rocco


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