Posts Tagged ‘LA Court System’
(Note from Rocco: This is a great post because you get to see my writing process. I kept learning more ridiculous information about this dumbass as I was writing)
There is no way in hell this bitch will serve 30 days in jail. If she only serves half of that, I’d be shocked.
Lindsay Lohan went back to court today where she literally got to choose her sentence. THE LA JUSTICE SYSTEM IS LETTING A DRUG ADDICT CHOOSE HER SENTENCING. I’m going to commit murder in LA because I’d be able to say I’d like to be a waitress at Mr. Chow’s and that’d be enough punishment because I’m a crappy server.
The judge now says ALL of Lindsay’s community service must now be served at the L.A. County Morgue. And the judge gave Lindsay a tight structure on how she must complete the rest of her probation, and if she doesn’t the judge will put a warrant out for her arrest and sentence her to an additional 270 days in jail.
As for the 30 days Lindsay is getting now — the judge made it clear … NO HOUSE ARREST.
The Sheriff’s Dept. tells us Lindsay will serve 20% of the 30 days — 6 days in jail.
Judge Stephanie Sautner gave Lindsay a strict schedule on completing the rest of her probation — by December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions. By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions. And so on. Everything must be completed by March 29 — or she goes directly to jail for 270 days.
Empty threats because ho’s 30 day sentence is already down to 6 days. Also, the judge didn’t send her immediately to jail for her “6 days” (more on that) because she HAS TO FINISH HER NUDE PLAYBOY SHOOT! I swear that happened.
Lindsay gets less time in jail so she can show us her vagina. WHO IS BEING PUNISHED HERE????
EDIT: She’ll spend probably an hour in hail. No, really.
Two Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell us … if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”
She should just go in naked straight from her Playboy shoot to save us all time.
Can I bring my coke???
Seriously. All criminals better head to LA. You can do whatever you want there.
-Rocco
And that’s coming from her mother, Dina Lohan. She’s such a good mother.
Lindsay Lohan was offered to do a shoot for Playboy for $750,000 and of course she did it already because chick needs money for her necessities. And by necessities, I’m going to assume they are illegal necessities.
So many great things about this:
1) Her mom is all about this and actually talking about it to the press.
2) Lindsay brought her sister, Ali, to the shoot because that’s a great place for your younger sister.
3) Lindsay Lohan once said in an interview: “I’m not going to do a nude scene. Then there’s no mystery for my private life. I think there’s other things you can do to show people you have talent.” <—– HAHAHHAHAH!
Where do I sign this check?? I need to cash it ASAP!
Oh and Lindsay is also upset that the LA Court System is singling her out:
Lindsay was outraged when Baca said he had room in the jail for her, and that she would benefit from substance abuse counseling if placed behind bars. Baca doesn’t know her, and he certainly isn’t a lawyer. Lindsay was just at a loss for words that the sheriff would single her out,” an insider close to the situation tells us.
HOW DARE THE JUDGE SINGLE HER OUT?!?!? Why can’t anyone understand she needs to be in Europe and lots of cocaine??
-Rocco
