Posts Tagged ‘Lance Bass’
Susan Boyle was there too.
Lance Bass is really bored and/or in really need of money because him and other has beens were recruited to sing a called “Open Your Mouth” about Miracle Whip.
Seriously. I couldn’t make this shit up.
Someone paid to produce that.
I believe in a higher being now.
You will believe too after hearing the mashup our souls have been waiting for and we didn’t even now it.
NSync’s “Girlfriend” and Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend”:
But seriously— how did we all think Lance Bass was straight?
I mean, picture this. I’m at the Jersey Boardwalk picking out some freaky looking hermit crabs with my 2 1/2-year-old nephew (don’t touch them because they will come out and try to pinch you) and to my surprise Anderson Cooper came out of the closet.
I haven’t been this shocked about “gay news” since Lance Bass came out a few months ago.
Anderson Cooper wrote an email to a buddy and was all like “hey dude… I like dudes”.
“The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud,” he wrote.
He’s a buff gay and now my dream of living with Anderson Cooper a la Will & Grace can be a reality. LOOOOOOOVE IT!
PS Thanks to Cjester for the news article!
When I see photos of a shirtless Lance Bass alongside another shirtless man in short shorts, straddling a jet ski, and glistening in the sun, all I can think is “How is Chris Kirpatrick not the gay one? Strange.”
I don’t know why these photos crack me up so much but they do, hence the point of this entire post. Lance Bass is the only Nsync-er living his life to the fullest and I’m including Justin Timberlake in that.
And I’m informed it’s his 32nd birthday, so there’s another point to this post.
I thought Lance Bass was out of his mind when he wanted to be an astronaut for like 2 months, but then I just realized he was gay. And now we can all realize he’s a freakin’ genius.
Lance Bass would like to introduce us to Heart2Heart and their new song “Facebook Official”.
Make fun all you want, but this song speaks God’s law (aka Facebook)… it might as well be under the spiritual genre.
I don’t even know if this can be considered a boy band if all those guys aren’t genetically men. I want some human genome sequencing done.
It just means so much to me.
Mamdukes was looking for artwork for the living room…. I think I found it!
Bad Teacher is coming out in June and Justin Timberlake is in it, and more importantly one of my favorite people, Jason Segel, is in it. Oh and Cameron Diaz too.
I’m not really sure of the plot. I thought it was about those two guys fighting over Cameron Diaz. But clearly it’s just about Diaz trying to win money to get a boob job, so she can sit on J Timb’s face. Her words, not mine.
See what I mean?? I’m not really sure what the plot is. Plus, I think J Timb is playing a gay man and I’m pretty sure he shadowed Lance Bass for a weekend… method acting ya know??
I’m totally going to see this. I need to support Jason Segel. Though, I have a strict rule about not dating a gym teacher. I don’t want to be forced to run a mile every 4 months and hit some balls with racquets…. that’s not a date to me.
But, with that being said, I’d date Jason Segel even if he was a gym teacher.
Bad Teacher comes out June 24th. And as you sit and watch this… remind yourself that this is why Justin Timberlake isn’t in the studio.