Posts Tagged ‘Lee DeWyze twitter’
(Editor’s Note: FYI… this is not making fun or “bashing” Lee D. in anyway. I mean, can you read? Do I have to black list Lee D again? Please say no, because he’s so fun to write about)
Just hear me out.
“Flower Child” is an old song right? Like he wrote it when he was 14? Oh good… so it is for his girlfriend back in middle school.
Lee to middle school GF: Will you be my flower child? Circle yes or no.
Middle school GF to Lee: Only if you’re my forget me not.
Lee to middle school GF: No but seriously… circle yes or no.
I mean, that’s obviously how baby Amish Lee wrote “Forget Me Not”.
See? He agrees.
Anyhoo, Lee D performed “Flower Child” for the first time live (I think that’s true—- I saw people say that on Twitter).
You want to know why I’m not Lee’s Flower Child— because I have no idea how to post Twitvids…. HAS HE EVER HEARD OF YOUTUBE?!??!
Click HERE to check it out for the 93847589349th time because I’m like 38 hours late on this.
By the way, I know you are all wondering what Lee’s middle school girlfriend looks like and I found her.
She’s a looker— but I think he went the right way with a wife who has nice hair, shows it off, and doesn’t ride around on a shitty scooter.
Posted August 16, 2012on:
How does he not know how to set up his little camera? Didn’t he do this a few weeks ago and made himself appear upside down? He’s a silly goose. Or a silly bear? Either way— go to the Apple store and get a tutorial.
You know what he doesn’t need a tutorial for— playing the guitar!
Lee D was writing a song and he was gracious enough to let us in on his creative process by posting a snippet of a song he’s working on:
Now, since I need a tutorial on how to embed a video on this goddamn thing, I’ll just say click HERE.
Since I can’t tell how I feel about this song because my brain is not processing it at all– can’t understand a word he is saying, Mumble Bear— I obviously noticed his outfit.
Is he wearing magenta? HE’S WEARING MAGENTA!!
So, I heard Lee D threw a Twitter Jamboree and that’s all fun and good, but two things: Stop having them when I can’t sit and participate and get stressed out, and WHY THE HELL ISN’T HE ON HIS HONEYMOON?!?!
I didn’t make up the fact that he just got married, right? Stop being on Twitter and go do whatever married people do, like go to your in-laws and Home Depot and shit.
Anyway, so after the strangely timed Twitter Jamboree — Lee D avoided married life some more and posted a video of my absolute favorite song of his…”The Fight”. It’s a little less magical without the rousing drum beat, but this will do. Plus, treat hat is back and he’s rocking a Nike shirt which for some reason I strongly approve of. I think I just miss his face and the Nike really brings out the sparkle in his eyes. (Complete side note: I was out with my cousin last night (PLL recap contributor– Juliet) and I fell in love with the sound guy and his soul patch/goatee combo and we decided he was a Lee D look-a-like).
Not so shockingly, I have no idea how to embed a TwitVid… so click HERE to watch the video!
I like to think he winked after that.
And my initial thought is to say that it’s adorable so cool it with the hate comments. <— people say they like my “please don’t banish me for commenting of Lee D” disclaimers, so here’s looking at you kid.
Anyway, Lee D has moved to Branson for 7 months so he can have epic goodbyes on planes with his girlfriend (Really TSA? I get in trouble for carrying a 4oz shampoo so my hair doesn’t look like a nappy mess, but girlfriends can come on planes to make out and say goodbye to their boyfriend that they’re gonna see in two weeks? BULLSHIT!), and so he can sing songs with other American Idol people, and while he was in this place I never heard of he also met Ben Harper.
Now, the first section of the run on sentence is true— the part about him meeting Ben Harper in Branson is completely made up. BUT he did meet him…
I haven’t seen Lee D smile like that since he was able to stop doing American Idol press. Happy he got to have his fan girl moment. It’s sweet.
And that’s all I have to say on that— I don’t know anything about Ben Harper except he got divorced awhile back so I hope that’s working out for him.
I thought he was 26 and so does Wikipedia but I guess we can trust the birthday boy.
And as I’m inserting that imaging and making fun of Lee D I notice that this tweet was from last year and was just re-tweeted. So, I’m the idiot… not Lee D. But that title is good so I’m gonna keep it.
Anyway, Lee D is 26 today and he knows he’s 26, so let’s reuse birthday images from last year!
Did you get Lee D anything?? Because I did.
And even Oscar got out of bed early to wish Lee D a happy birthday…
(Don’t worry it says “girl”. Oscar isn’t sexist like the rest of us… he sees no gender.)
Anyway… hope Lee D has a great day and does whatever he wants to do on his birthday.
Those Amish are so thoughtful.
Posted February 15, 2012on:
Lee D just blessed me with a tweet that changed my morning.
Well, I’m not sure when this tweet/twit pic came in (could have been two months ago for all I know) but what I got out of it was the re-ignition of my Hat Of All Freakin’ Hats campaign.
Ok, first off… extreme close up. Thanks for that. Second, I hope treat hat isn’t getting thrown in the bin. Save that hat, cherish it… make some money off of it and put that treat holder on E-Bay. I mean, I’d buy it because I need something to hide my Thai food in when I go to the movie theaters.
Third… I have the perfect replacement hat for the treat hat, Lee D. (And you totally all know where I’m going with this because I’m annoying and never give up)
WHY NOT?!?!? JUST DO IT! PLEASE!
But seriously… if not the Hat Of All Freakin Hats… go sans headgear. Clearly he was doing some deep conditioning under the treat hat during all these months because his hair looks awesome and that’s coming from me still on the Bruno Mars pompadour high.
That would be a great battle that I may just have to have a fake contest for one of these day.
Lastly, I believe I had this conversation with Lee Bear months ago (HERE, HERE, HERE). I gave him awesome options for a new album cover and I’m just going to recycle my ideas because they are that awesome. (I even named the album for him. You’re welcome, Lee Bear)
Lee D should trust my judgement on this whole album thing. I won’t even charge him.