Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan car accident’
Seriously? Who is letting this biddy drive? She has a lot of money and can have someone drive her around. (PS I totally just created a job and I’m not even running for President. Check me out, Mitt!)
Me getting behind the wheel is a great idea! Like my hat? Totally doesn’t interfere with my vision!
Lindsay Lohan is somehow filming another movie (The Canyons. I think it’s a soft core porn movie and I’m not even saying that to be funny) and if the rates to insure her weren’t high enough, of course Lindsay is going to be running into shit with her car.
While cruising down Sunset Boulevard, Lindsay tapped the back of a silver Mustang … that wasn’t moving.
A woman in the Mustang says, “We were sitting at a light and somebody hit us.”
The woman says a male passenger in Lindsay’s car apologized and left his phone number … before telling her they had to keep going because paparazzi were following them.
First, HOW DARE SHE USE JUSTIN BIEBER’S EXCUSE!!! Unless there is a new vodka out called “paparazzi”, she can’t say she was running from the paps.
Second, I’m about to blow her paparazzi excuse out her ass (that makes no sense, but it sounded funny in my head), because no one “cruises down Sunset Blvd” if you’re being chased. I mean, I’ve never been chased, but I imagine I wouldn’t be cruising.
BOOM! I should be in the dan FBI!
But seriously… what’s more of a driving hazard; her ugly hat or her ugly shoes?
-Rocco
So, her being a ‘homebody’ lasted about a week. I’m actually shocked she hasn’t hit a pedestrian with her car before this.
I'll hit you with my car if you don't hand over the drugs
Lindsay Lo was leaving Sayer Club in Hollywood early this morning and she hit someone with her car and took off.
Of course she did! Why wouldn’t she be at a club on Tuesday night and stay there until Wednesday morning?? The best part of this is she hit the manager of club with her car. I guess he didn’t give her enough blow in the bathroom.
The dude she hit never filed a claim or is screaming “OW! MY NECK!” so the case is closed…. but let’s not even pretend for a second Lindsay Lohan would get in trouble for this. Bitch hit a baby carriage once and all was good.
Ooo look both ways so I never hit you with my car.
-Rocco
