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Lindsay Lohan was in court the other day, and after you California tax payers basically paid for a judge to sit there and tell her how excited they are to see her on SNL next month, Lindsay catwalked out of there in a mint green dress and then went and got drunk with her Mother, who surprisingly hasn’t had her underage children taken away from her.

True story.

It took LIndsay less than 24 hours to go out and party, so her playing Elizabeth Taylor in the made for TV movie is going to go over real well. I mean, Elizabeth Taylor probably loved cocaine. Right??

Or she could be playing a two-time divorcee who spends all her time in Atlantic City because she certainly looks the part.

-Rocco

I really can’t wait for this progress probation report that’s coming up for Lindsay Lohan this month. I think I care more about it than her, because that’s Lindsay Lohan posing and doing what she does best (caring less about consequences, while simultaneously, slowly killing herself) in Paris. Read: Not doing her community service.

It’s okay… she’ll just get another stern warning.

-Rocco


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