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The pictures will say it all.

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I don’t know who is dressing this kid, but they need to get fired and probably arrested.  He looks like a member of a LMFAO tribute band.

-Rocco

I really can not decide what my views on this new J Biebs album is going to be. He seems to be all over the place musically, which I want to like and appreciate, but it can get to manic.

Anyway, that’s my serious review, but my 13-year-old girl review is Justin Bieber is obviously just going to re-create Britney Spears’ “End Of The World” (complete with the “whoa whoa ohh”‘s) and have a hit. Plus, he’s throwing in an electronic LMFAO beat with Ludacris, so he has a hit for for this middle school dances.

All around the world with his guitar. He’s literally standing on the earth. SO CREATIVE!

It’s truly as if Britney’s “End Of The World” and Enrique Iglesias’ “Tonight (I’m Loving You)” made sweet love and gave birth to “All Around The World”, and Ludacris is the godfather.

-Rocco

Yeah man.. I work out.

Good for him. I just had like 17 skittles and I’m seriously considering a Cadbury Egg before I head into work… ya know? For energy.

I like to imagine Lee Bear working out to this song.

In leopard pants.

I’m gonna need those leopard pants in the  TwitPic progress reports. And I think I have people who will back me up on this.

-Rocco

If you are having a shitty morning, please watch Barack Obama “sing” LMFAO’s “Sexy And I Know It”. I promise it won’t disappoint. It may even make you like the guy.

I really want to know why Obama was saying the words “sexy” and “pants” in any of his speeches.

Bravo to whoever made this.

-Rocco

 

Clearly, President’s Day is very important to everyone because I can’t find anything substantial to write about, hence this entire post (and the rest of the day).

1) J Biebs will apparently be on a new Far East Movement track. Now, I have it below, but I can’t understand a word of it, but let’s just assume it’s as fly as a G6 because my little angel muffin is involved.

2) The paparazzi wouldn’t leave J Biebs and Selena Gomez alone while they were playing house at the beach all weekend, and the obviously paid a seagull to get the inside scoop. Bastards.

Comedian.

Blame George Washington and Thomas Jefferson for the lack of news today.

-Rocco

What kind of Spanish teacher is this?? And why is Mr. Schu participating?? Why are they letting Cory Monteith move his body like that??? So many questions from one clip of Tuesday’s Glee.

I feel like a lawsuit can come from this:

I obviously can’t wait to see Glee this week to find out which student will try to sleep with him. I’m hoping it’s Santana.

-Rocco

 

Alexander Skarsgard dropped off the face of the earth in about mid October (read: he stopped sleeping with everyone and everything on the east coast), but I’m glad my homeboy is back because I missed him. I hope he found the accent he lost while he was gone.

The Skarsonater is on the cover of January’s August Man Magazine.

Suit!! I love it. He almost looks Swedish.

But wait… what is this I hear?? He’s sharing the cover?? But with who??

Oh Joe Manganiello just threw down the gauntlet. I imagine he played this song while mailing his cover over to Alexander Skarsgard.

Side note: that is the first time I saw that video. Gross.

-Rocco

LMFAO is definitely that group that college students listen to when trying to get drunk very quickly. So, luckily I’m currently not getting educated.

I feel like an old woman every time I see these guys because all I can think is …. “why are they dressed like that??”, “why are they so loud??”, “no one’s going to marry him with hair like that”.

But thankfully, LMFAO changed my mind when a certain someone came on the stage….

Just kidding… not Hasselhoff! JUSTIN BIEBER….

Nice pants.

-Rocco


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